Hoffmann

CPL makes me laugh, i can't wait for csnation to have a post that goes something like this....... "Sk member X hangs himself after lossing cpl championship match. This is a said day in cyber sports histroy, we shall all mourn the loss of him by playing 36 hours starit of counter-strike and pissing our pants when we have to use the bathroom, just like he did for the last 3 years." you can definitly not call playing a game that you dont break a sweat a sport, its not its a fking game. Not all games are sports. People play hide and go seek because its a game, there is no CPL for hide and go seek. I dont see 10 years in CAL-M for being some of the "best hiders"...and in hide and go seek you CAN accutly break a sweat.

its storys like these that make me jerk off on my bedroom floor.

thanks dude now i can play my elton john - can you feel the love tonight.

I wished the text spaming server crash scripts still wroked, i loved doing that. i remeber it went something like this alias s1 "say timeleft" alias s2 "s1;s1;s1;s1;s1;s1;s1" alias s3 "s2;s2;s2;s2;s2;s2;s2" alias s4 "s3;s3;s3;s3;s3;s3;s3" bind p "s4" then everyone would be doing that easy shit.

Ive had this on my computer for awhile, I dont remeber where i got it but it works if you just want to play 1 song. Half-Life Sound Selector is confusing and i cant get it to work in 1.6 alias dev0 "developer 0" alias dev1 "developer 1" dev1 echo Press F3 To Play Your WAV... dev0 alias wavins_on "voice_inputfromfile 1; +voicerecord; dev1; echo - WAV playing on -; dev0;alias wavins_tog wavins_off" alias wavins_off "voice_inputfromfile 0; -voicerecord; dev1; echo - WAV playing off -; dev0; alias wavins_tog wavins_on" alias wavins_tog "wavins_on" bind F3 "wavins_tog" alias wavbak2u_on "voice_loopback 1; dev1; echo - voice loopback on -; dev0; alias wavbak2u_tog wavbak2u_off" alias wavbak2u_off "voice_loopback 0; dev1; echo - voice loopback off -; dev0; alias wavbak2u_tog wavbak2u_on" alias wavbak2u_tog "wavbak2u_on" bind F4 "wavbak2u_tog"

He seems like more of a flaming homosexual then myself.

Dude, just because ur saying something isnt going to stop them. Take something to clam your nerves.

hrmm time to make a script when i get some time. I havent played cs or scripted in like 5 months.

Just dl a bunch of good scripts, scripts are always fun. Or just use the shield expoilt.

if there not working in 1.6, some has to fix this part. I havent played cs in like 4 months so i dont know. Im dling 1.6 right now. alias USP "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 1; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2" alias GlockHE "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyequip; menuselect 4" alias Deagle "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 3; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2" alias P228 "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 4; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2" alias FiveSeven "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 6; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2"

Turn off kazza. That should fix it

Your right xclusiveasianguy i do know, i fixed this probelm for alot of people when teleporting was new see the part that says // WEAPON OPTION // USP = USP with 60 rounds. // GlockHE = Glock 18 with 110 rounds + HE grenade. // Deagle = Desert Eagle with 28 rounds. // P228 = P228 with 65 rounds. // FiveSeven = FiveSeven with 40 rounds. CT Only. alias WeaponOption "Deagle" You can replace "Deagle" with USP, GlockHE, P228 or Fiveseven so it will look like one of theses alias WeaponOption "USP" alias WeaponOption "GlockHE" alias WeaponOption "P228" alias WeaponOption "FiveSeven"

Unless someone figures out how to make a cheat to get a infintive amount of money its pretty much useless to try to get a good gun with a respawn script, it will say you dont have enough money even if u do it right..waste of time. Just pick one up its not hard dude.

First of all its a teleport script, respawn scripts where fixed a long time ago (gotta love menuselect_6)...and i was the one who fixed the weapoin opition so everyone could use it, i thought u guys would be happy about that. dont belive me hit the search button

its called half-life sound selector... time to die for 3 more months....

bsh.. lies.

not only have i been baned with 1 cd key...but ive been baned 2 times. I think i win for the help

ill remeber that when someone accutly makes me a sig.

screw them this sig is 10000000000000x better http://www.geocities.com/pimpslikkysmooth2000/system.JPG

aim rage time

Alright guys i noticed u guys dont know how to script...and you only buying the default pistol is not a *bug*. After looking at the code for about 2 minutes i belive all Si|enc3 did was take 2 diffrent codes (Teliport Script and Skin Hack) and put them together, He failed to relized the fact that he never even used the alias WeponOption, it lies dormat in the script. Now i extremly hacked apart this code for my person private use, (makeing it easier to read and less retarded) but since u guys dont know what the fuck your doing ill give out this part. I cant belive someone would put a script together that fast and leave out something that big. Just copy and paste all this over your teleskin.cfg p.s. since i dont really use my teliskin script that i edited i never bothered to update it with this, so if it doesnt work to bad, but thats highly unlikly since i am a pro scripter featured on counter-script :) ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //Teleporting Skin Hack made by Si|enc3 with thanks from [myg0t]t0y////Fixed by Hoffmannn ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // KEY BINDS bind "-" "red" bind "=" "blue" // WEAPON OPTION // USP = USP with 60 rounds. // GlockHE = Glock 18 with 110 rounds + HE grenade. // Deagle = Desert Eagle with 28 rounds. // P228 = P228 with 65 rounds. // FiveSeven = FiveSeven with 40 rounds. CT Only. alias WeponOption "Deagle" alias i "wait" setinfo "vgui_menus" "0" alias devon "developer 1" alias devoff "developer 0" alias clear "slot10; w; w; w; w; w; w; w; w; w; w; w; w; w; slot10" alias w "wait" alias "red" "kill; chooseteam; menuselect 6; chooseteam; menuselect 1; menuselect 1; devon; echo The New Teleport Hack / Terrorist Team; devoff; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; clear; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; w; kill; chooseteam; menuselect 6; chooseteam; menuselect 2; t1; menuselect 2; devon; echo The New Teleport Hack / Terrorist Team; devoff; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; clear; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i" alias "blue" "kill; chooseteam; menuselect 6; chooseteam; menuselect 2; menuselect 2; devon; echo The New Teleport Hack / Counter-Terrorist Team; devoff; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; clear; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; w; kill; chooseteam; menuselect 6; chooseteam; menuselect 1; ct1; menuselect 1; devon; echo The New Teleport Hack / Terrorist Team; devoff; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; clear; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i; i" //Weapons alias USP "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 1; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2" alias GlockHE "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyequip; menuselect 4; clear" alias Deagle "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 3; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2" alias P228 "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 4; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2" alias FiveSeven "buy; menuselect 1; menuselect 6; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2; buyammo2" alias MP5 "buy; menuselect 3; menuselect 1; buyammo1; buyammo1; buyammo1; buyammo1; buyammo1; buyammo1" //SkinHack alias "t1" "wait;wait;wait;wait;WeponOption;wait;wait;menuselect 10;wait;menuselect 10;wait;menuselect 10;wait;weapon_knife;slot10;wait;slot10" alias "ct1" "wait;wait;wait;wait;WeponOption;wait;wait;menuselect 10;wait;menuselect 10;wait;menuselect 10;wait;weapon_knife;slot10;wait;slot10" alias "t00" "alias t1 /" alias "ct00" "alias ct1 /" alias "0" "t00; ct00" bind 1 "t1" bind 2 "ct1" clear

its died...must have sucked

why the hell cant i do that with ms paint!!!!!111111111

uninstall ogc.

i prefer carrots with steemed coliflower