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You are so TOTALLY not a smart shopper.

I agree 100%.

On a blimp? You ARE a blimp!

Don't ask. We all want you to do it. So either do it or don't.

Shut up nigger lover. :wow:

For the record, my font color that I use all the time here is MAGENTA, not pink. Thank you. :wow:

Haha, well I thought it was funny at least.

Yea, I agree. I mean wtf dude that's like seriously just terrible. Please tell me you can do better than this...

Well, that's just what news corps do. Of course I don't like it either but oh well.

Are you nuts? They are hot, especially slayer. rawr~ :wow:

Motel 6 is where I dropped off a bunch of crackheads I knew from work who paid me $20 to drive them about 5 minutes. I made $40 before that for driving one of the guys around to do shit but I then spent the $40 on crack when we picked up some crack and the rest of the people. I came home and enjoyed my crack in peace and quiet. That was a good day.

Fuck yea those little troll dolls. I used to have a bunch of them with different color jewels in their bellybutton. The first one I got was green since green is my favorite color. :wow:

I think you just answered your own question there genius.

I joined the forums a few weeks before you did so I'm better than you.

Two years to get $63... that's hardly even worth it but hey free money is free money so w/e. What are you gonna do with it eh? Get a cheap hooker and some blow? :wow:

Sounds like a stroke... but maybe that's too easy. :wow:

[05:51:41 PM] [&[myg0t]s0beit]: HOW U FUNNA RUN OUTTA CHICKEN (followed by indecernable yelling in the form of nigger-speak) [05:51:43 PM] [&g0tBabe]: tacos [05:51:48 PM] [&[myg0t]s0beit]: hey [05:51:49 PM] [&[myg0t]s0beit]: what the fucfk [05:51:54 PM] [&[myg0t]s0beit]: sp0rky [05:51:58 PM] [&[myg0t]s0beit]: did u make it say tacos at me [05:52:07 PM] [+cxn]: lol [05:52:25 PM] [&[myg0t]s0beit]: because if it was a coincidence [05:52:32 PM] [&[myg0t]s0beit]: it would be mighty awesome NOT a coincidence and therefore mighty awesome! :wow:

Yea, me too!!! :wow:

“Brokadian Rhapsody” (Sung to the tune of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oTG_RKzwvA ) Queue it up in another window, sing along, and enjoy! *********************************************************** Welcome to Kade’s blog Join him on The Journey He’s narcissistic And detached from reality Pull up a chair His life’s a nightmare, you’ll see . . . “I’m just an extra, can’t land a speaking role Because I’d wreck the shot, awkward pose Block the lens, with my nose Sleeping on my friend’s couch, dreaming of a SAG card Some day . . . No way” Artie, just quit his job Was the MJ of finance Now he wants to pitch Comcast Artie , you don’t have a prayer You speak as well as Stephen Hawking swims Artie, ooo-woo-ooo-ooo Don’t mean to crush your dreams But you lack what directors call “charisma” Boring guy, boring guy. Maybe you could be a stand-in? Shooting, on Salt is done That Jolie was a skank Barely hot enough to bang Kade thought he got noticed, by casting guy So he showed him his “best boy grip” with K-Y Artie, ooo-woo-ooo-ooo, (*even though his reads blow*) Finally nailed a scene! His creepy lisp makes him a fellatio queen Time to go hit the VIP room in 1-Oak, Smarmy douche, Smarmy douche will you wear your sweet backpack? Freshly shaven buttcheeks, and a tight pink tee-shirt too! Closet homo (CLOSET HOMO) Closet homo (CLOSET HOMO) Giant shoulders and hooknose. Magifico-o-o-o-o! “I’m in a long drought, no one will fuck me She’s just a “7” not model quality Why does she think that she can talk to me? Need some pics, there’s a “10”, will you come and pose?” A-mazing! No, I will not come and pose !(come and pose!) A-mazing! I will not come and pose !(! (come and pose!) A-mazing! I will not come and pose (come and pose) Will not come and pose (come and pose) Will not come and pose (come and pose) With your giant, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose! “I’m a diamond. I’m a diamond. Only do life at warp speed! The Philly scene has got nothing cool enough, for me. For ME. FOR ME!!!” So you think you can act, you expressionless bore? You’ve got even less talent than damn Pauly Shore Oh, Artie. You stink worse than my farts, please Take your greasy mane, take your accutane, outta’ here Ooooooooooh Oooh, yech, oooh, yech Artie’s a Z-lister Not a VIP He’ll be serving cocktails. He’ll be serving cocktails, to me. (*Even though his reads blow*)

Oh my god. This guy could be in that episode of south park where john edward gets the biggest douche in the universe award. He even looks a bit like john edward.

:wow:

You bet your ass I can see who voted what... Poll 'What do you think about JediPimp?' in thread 'JediPimp supposed new persona WITH POLL!' Help What do you think about JediPimp? He's not cool allothernamesweretaken bigboybz DirgeForNovember hl_mapper John_Winthrop He's a dirty homogay enabling cock sucker annefrank f1r3f0x hemroid56 hhslf horseporn Niv78 PeTeR Gibb0ns Tr4gedy turtles [myg0t]Cadaver [myg0t]Jedi Pimp [myg0t]Jitler [myg0t]Necrophilia [myg0t]s0beit [myg0t]sideways [myg0t]slayer [myg0t]sp0rky He's cool drpd elite_rapist ian48065 keane Landser Pirate Jok3r pr0ph3cy scuzum SWAT YoMama [myg0t]AciDChrist [myg0t]BUTT_PLUG [myg0t]Leopulse As you can see by the poll results above Jedi admits to being "a dirty homogay enabling cock sucker".

Yay! Brainz~!

Good for that teacher. I'm glad she won. Racism against whites shouldn't be tolerated. Shit like affirmative action is just reverse racism. If things were perfect then we wouldn't know any information about others before a decision was made. Gender, race, name, and any personal info including address and shit would have to be blocked. Create a number/letter combination that someone else or a computer system can use to identify someone but that would leave people making a decision with only relevant shit like high school grades, SAT scores, any advanced shit done, extracurricular work and so on. At least then a school, university, job or whatever would be far more fair and balanced than today. If it meant the place ended up being mostly white or mostly women or mostly men then it wouldn't matter because the decision process would have been as fair and balanced as you can possibly get.

Haha. :wow: