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DON'T EAT THE YELLOW PAINT!

America is the only country that matters and therefore the only colors that matter for traffic lights are RED YELLOW and GREEN

YAY! My new years resolution is to continue dxm every day 24/7 and be high for an entire year straight.

hi im bob vila and id like to present this new craftsman power drill with 18 detachable drillbits

i grind my own orange juice

I LOVE TAKESHISC! LOOK AT MY SIG NOW!

Well, unlike JEDI BLIMP, I liked the previous sig but I gotta admit that this new one is fucking great too especially with that DELICIOUS CAKE!

QUOTED FOR FUCKING TRUTH GOD DAMNIT!

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HAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING CUTE! Nora the piano playin cat! http://youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

I THINK YOU JUST WANT ME TO BAN YOU JEDI BLIMP! KEEP IT UP FOOL!

Here's another good example of conversation when really high brought to you by sp0rk and Dilpo! [07:35:44 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo Shpongle - Shpongle Spores - 6m18s/7m16s (4/7) @ 256Kbps/44KHz [07:35:51 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: it'll make your soul vibrate [07:35:53 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: listen [07:36:20 AM] [mÿgØt]±: i can barely see but i can see enough to read so ok [07:36:23 AM] [mÿgØt]±: i ogt that [07:36:24 AM] [mÿgØt]±: hold on [07:38:51 AM] [mÿgØt]± np: Shpongle - Shpongle Spores [07:16m/256Kbps/44KHz] [07:39:04 AM] [mÿgØt]±: am i listening to the same song? [07:39:07 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: yup [07:39:11 AM] [mÿgØt]±: ok [07:39:32 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: listen to the next song too [07:43:51 AM] [mÿgØt]±: ek[s [07:43:57 AM] [mÿgØt]±: h;llll [07:50:51 AM] [mÿgØt]±: i feeel likke an aquarium [07:51:12 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: lol [07:51:20 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: with DOLPHINS? [07:51:56 AM] [mÿgØt]±: yes [07:52:02 AM] [mÿgØt]±: i love dolphins [07:52:14 AM] [mÿgØt]±: cute little bastards [07:52:29 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: big bastards [07:52:32 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: they weigh like 400lbs [07:54:25 AM] [mÿgØt]±: thats 4000 lbs of CUTE [07:54:30 AM] [myg0t]Dilpo: lol

chain-smoking, styrofoam coffee cup says yes

No I won't because I grind my own coffee beans

chain-smoking, styrofoam coffee cup

chain-smoking, styrofoam coffee cup

chain-smoking, styrofoam coffee cup

IF WE ALL GROUND OUR OWN COFFEE BEANS WE WOULDNT HAVE THIS FUCKING PROBLEM NOW WOULD WE?!?

GENTLEMEN BEHOLD! MY COFFEE BEANS! I AM GRINDING THEM!

NI PAH~

i grind my own coffee beans

i grind my own coffee beans

i grind my own coffee beans

I grind my own coffee beans.