Skitz0r

You know what, this rages the fuck out of me, you should be banned for posting fucking kiddie porn and possibly getting the g0ts in trouble. It's not hosted on their server, but it's still ass to do. Fucking die P.S. now the shit's in my cache asshat :fawk:

Rape her then spit on her, then dump her at my house so I can get some..

rifklesickles, this bitch just started messaging me, I R RAGED!!!!!111 http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/60862090.jpg

True, they say fat girls give head because they're always hungry, I'm gonna take her to the movie and not buy her any popcorn, I'll tell her if she's hungry she'll have to take a hit of the m3n cock

Let me explain that if I wasn't horny as a goat on crack, I wouldn't think about it.. I just need some pussy or a blowjob :naughty: http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/fattyfatfat/62008614.jpg http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/fattyfatfat/62353835.jpg http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/fattyfatfat/62059571.jpg :eek3d:

Allright, where I work at this fat chick came in last night and started talking to me. Not unmanagably fat, but fat enough. She wanted to know if I was single still, saw my profile on the internet blah blah, silly fat bitch stuff. Now, I know if I take her out on a date I can get a blow job, but she simply told me last night that she wants to make babies, something I cannot afford/need/want in my life (especially with bad fatty genes). So, should I take her and get some with 2 condoms? Or should I take her to a movie and get a blowjob?

Wow, that's truely a gay nigger, wonder if he belongs to the gnaa?

You can cook meth! take one lithium batter, 2 gallons of anhydrous oxide, 2 gas cans and mix aluminum foil with the AH. They you throw the lithium batteries inside. If it doesn't blow up, light the gas cans on fire wand throw tem on top of the mix (you need to do it in your bathtub)!!

$15 at walmart for GOTY, which works as a platinum :grin2:

kekek, especially since it's his pic, eh? And the fgt that has my name looks nothing like me, but I do have pretty yellow teeth as well. It's from eating menstrating vagina. :gaysex:

I miss bsly!!!! :cryd: :cryd: :cryd: http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/keke.jpg

He's bsly

What kind of register was it? If you came into my c-store, I would have killed you :headbang:

I'm gonna go watch it and jack off to the clanking of swords :drool2: :devil:

lol, mine's better

It's all about rage, not gameplay. I like vietnam gameplay better myself, but that's not the point of things :eekyum:

haha, this is funny stuff, I sicking the wardens on innocent people and they are getting booted!!! Raise the r))F!

I think since the service is in 2 hours we need to start assembling a lot of people there, idling somewhere, maybe by the altar so we can stir shit up. My name currently: Dave

Since nineteen84 is writing some guides, I thought I'd add one for battlefield 1942. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember, the best rage on 1942 is done on vehicle+plane maps, and wake, of course.. Remember, this is a guide that doesn't involve direct TKing, because most servers have FF off now. General: #1 Reverse tking. Easiest methods are to:: A. Drive jeeps into launching airplanes, jumping out before the impact happens. You get popped up into the air after the jeep explodes, and your teammate recieves -2 for teamkilling. Takes timing. B. take a jeep/wheeled vehicle and slam into a AA battery while a ally is manning it. Your vehicle will flip, and your teammate will get the -2 for tking. C. on foot, run in front of airplanes after they take off (you need low health). Stay in front and jump constantly, and if you get the timing right sometimes it gives you a reverse TK. #2 Radio spamming: You can figure this out yourself, although I think the most annoying ploy is to say enemy submarine spotted on all land maps. #3 Upset the fold by accusing people (especially the ones who you are reverse teamkilling) of cheating/tking. Once I had 10 people kicked+banned off of a nazi server because of this. The admin was a dick and once he found out it was myself causing the trouble, I got the ban too :( #4 Jeep+landmine+truck+landmine > airplanes on the runway, k? #5 Anything else you can think of that will truely disturb people, there are many rage mechanisms left in bf:1942 Wake: #1 Take control of the carrier and place it on the edge of the map, nose facing the kill zone. Take it as far in as you can, so that you do not get killed by the kill zone, but it will kill planes and spawning players before they can get away. #2 Play bumper wars with the ships, caused mass confusion and really fucks up any kind of opening and midgame strategy, plus makes the ships good targets for planes #3 If you have a rage team, eliminate the battleship and sub and follow step #1, especially at game beginning #4 on the island, upper right corner of the island, take any vehicle and block the roadway, it works wonders with 2+ ragers #5 On either side, if your team has no spawn points left, hide somewhere in the middle of the map behind cover, and hope that you're the last person left. If someone on your team acts like they are going to give your position away, move toward a spawn point a little bit and recamp. It can make the map last forever if done properly, raging your entire team. BOB: AXIS side only: You can stop the german attack full force with 2+ ragers, using the airplane collide method. Generally what happens is that after a person tk's you, they are killed, and the airplane stops. Therefore, the airfield is littered with planes that can't launch for shit because of the short runway length. Also see reverse tking for german side, it's highly effective in all manners. Allied side only: Spawn close to any allied AA batteries with a engineer pack. Load a jeep with dynamite, drive it inside the door of the aa battery, and set off charges. Excellent rage, because the engineers that are close to you will come and try to TK you, if they do decreasing their odds of fixing the thing up And people get trapped inside the battery as well. Reverse tk on the airfields Manning the aa batteries and not shooting the axis planes

Good ideas, but are you sure you're talking just about CS? I don't know of any cs maps that have vehicles, however 1942 does :dunno:

AWW :gay2: :gay3: :gaykeke:

Not a very good rage, but it has some good material that made me laugh.. SMX: nice SNED U A VRIS N COME 2 UR HOUS N GET THE BOYS OVER MY FRIEND CAN TRACE U HE CAN TRACE YOUR MOTHERBOARD RITE I HAV SNET U A VIRUS AND IM DOWNLOADING YOUR MEGAHURTZ NOW

Yeah, here it is.. http://s93489463.onlinehome.us/images/sourcex2.jpg

RIFK!!!!11 :sleep2: :bj: :gay3:

I think we'll never know..