MillerTime

It happened in ohio to...Wish I would have seen it.

not saying...cuz theres still an investigation pending :)

Whats so bad about being over 18 and living at home?? Im gonna be 20 next week and I still live at home. I dont just be a bum and do nothing though...I go to college full time and work part time. Who the fuck actually moves out right when they turn 18 these days. Ya its possible to do so, but its gonna be next to impossible to put yourself thru college if your supporting yourself. So unless you get lucky, youll be in a job that pays you just enough to get by and youll never be able to move above the shitty apartment that consumes 1/2 of your paycheck in rent. The smarter thing to do...if you get along with your parents is to stay at home for a while...Work and save up some money, go to college, and since you arent having to pay rent or utilities and probably only have a few bills such as car payment, insurance, and cell phone...You can save up some money and instead of going to a shitty apartment that you invest thousands and thousands of dollars in and get nothing back when you move out,you can buy a small house, (not one you will live in forever but at least you own it and can increase its value)Unless you really really hate your parents...Its dumb to move out right when you turn 18...Stay for a few more years and save up some money..Because its hard to move up when you are starting out with nothing. Not impossible, but very difficult. If your birthday really is 1979 like your profile says, then how old were you when you moved out?? And also, what do you live in now? I dont even know why im bothering to ask, I know your not gonna tell the truth.

When I was in high school, vocational school was the best...we did so many pranks..I took electrical there and we had these modules where we would wire rooms up in these modules..you know like lights, fans, breaker boxes, 3 way switches, and tons of shit..Well this one group who was like the total teachers ass kissers of the class..And were way ahead of everyone cuz they took it so seriously..they were doing the kitchen which takes about 2-3 weeks. They got it all done and tested it...it worked perfectly of course and they go downstairs into the lab to get the teacher to grade their project and while they were gone I loosened every lightbulb enough so that they were still in the sockets but not tight enough to light up when the switch was flipped and I also disconnected the neutral on the fan so that it wouldnt turn on. I hear the teacher say... ok you sure it works because im grading it this time. They are like ya we tested it and they hit the switches and nothing works...omg their faces were priceless. Frantically flipping the switches and nothing happens...but since they kissed the instructors ass so much he didnt fail them..However they never knew what happened so they cut all the wires and tore it down and started all over..Which put them behind 2 weeks. Computer labs were also a blast because of the way it was set up..They were like in rows and you could so easily fuck with the persons computer across from you without them seeing you...like unplugging the mouse or resetting it. or coming to class early and setting all the homepages to lemonparty.org or salsatech.com/pics.

Whats this coon doin on a computer? Who in the fuck taught you how to use it? And I suggest you give it back to the hard working white man that you stole it from.

driving a car nohanded is much scarier.

this is getting ALMOST as funny as johnny crack..but IMO not as funny yet.

nice spelling error, I thought this thread was going to be about hairdryers you asshole.

holy shit man, your from my neck of the woods.. I recognize the streets and cities. Im in parma and medina all the time.

too bad Michael Jackson isnt touring at the moment.

yep lol thats where I was...Man they got some hott ass bartenders. Ah thats where the difference is...an American shot is 1.5 oz...and its a perfect mouthfull for me. I noticed when I was canada when I took the shots...Im like wtf how come I can swallow this so easy. I was thinkin wtf why are they jewin me on the shots. And me and my gf also got a preached from the bartender about how bad bourbon is for you. Im like whatever give me my shot of Jim Beam biatch! lol I didnt say that but thats what I was thinkin.

I dont really consider myself envious of a nation that doesnt allow you to own a handgun. I really liked canada when I visited there except the shit i had to go thru at the border...US and Canada both have their downsides...There is a lot less breakins into homes in the U.S. because people think twice about breakin into someones house here when statiscally 1 in 3 American households own at least 1 firearm.

I drove to Ontario about a month ago to gamble at the casino...its not much different from here but theyre beer does seem a little weaker. I drank all fucking night and struggled to get a buzz. And not only that but when I was ordering shots they were only like half of what im used to in a shot. But one of the bartenders was doin some pretty nifty tricks like jugglin bottles and glasses around and it was pretty amusing for a while until some hoe in a short skirt that you could see up got on stage...then I quickly forgot about the bartenders little tricks. Worst thing was goin thru the border into Canada though..I got picked for a "random" search..they tore my fuckin car apart...ripped out the backseat..threw everything from my glove box onto the floor. I think it was one of my answers to a question though...Do you have any firearms with you...well thats an obvious no for tryin to get into another country but then she asked if I owned any firearms..Im like yes. Then shes like were gonna have you verify your citizenship. But no wonder why we have so many illegals in US. when you come back into US from canada the border dude is just like sittin in his booth readin a magazine and wavin u thru.

Yes, the close door buttons on the elevator actually work but most of the time you cant just tap it, if you do, it wont work..You gotta like hold it down.

myke always sounds like he has a cawk in his mouth!

I'm 20, and if your opinion were true, that would mean no more Butt Plug and that would mean not worth coming here anymore.

I think krazier holds the record for most banned user.

Ive seen some truck drivers do some assinine things as well, but I realize they have a really hard job and sometimes have to drive for like almost 24 hours with no sleep. I didnt understand it myself till I drove on a 7 hour road trip, after about 5-6 hours I started drivin like a real asshole myself. Your ass hurts from sitting so long, you wanna go to sleep, and the biggest thing you want to do is stop driving, which makes you want to speed and be somewhat wreckless. And another thing about trucks is their HUGE blindspot...its not a good idea to drive next to a truck in the other lane right by his ass end. If you cant see his mirrors, then he cannot see you. For this reason I try to avoid driving next to trucks, I always just pass em up real quick.

well how the fuck are you gonna get an ipod, food, or anything else for that matter without truck drivers to deliver them to the stores you shop at.

The Africans have a more significant history than whites???wtf since when..They are still throwin spears at each other and cant contain their way out of control AIDS problem. Why dont you just take your gook ass back to China then if its so much better there? Go suck Mao's communist dick. You should be blindfolded with dental floss, dragged out in the street and lynched. You also forgot to mention that almost everything that says Made in China on it breaks in a couple of weeks after you buy it.

Im an admin and i love fuckin with that stuff..should have done +reload, thats hilarious...it makes em reload after every shot automatically. and another thing that they will probably never notice but be annoyed by is changing their cl_forwardspeed up higher...they wont run faster but it makes strafing nearly impossible while you are running and its really annoying. also try fps_max 10, cl_rate 1, cl_updaterate 1, cl_cmdrate 1 or force them to take 500 screenshots. But then again, nothin beats good old fashioned bind "mouse1" "kill". Especially on an awper...scopes in takes careful aim waiting for his perfect chance to score his kill and then click suicide. Man that causes some serious rage. And most morons dont even know whats going on until about 5 or 6 rounds of hilarious entertainment from them asking OMG WTF WAS THAT. What does gl_log 1 do?

your lucky it wasnt geese...Geese are way more vicious than ducks. I know from personal experience. They are bigger to, hiss, and usually attack you by having thheir whole flock circle you. Similiar to niggers.

I saw this when Ronald Reagan was in office.

your the moron that said women piss out of their vaginas, and why would you want to go to the ghetto and scream nigger...Its not because im scared, I am just not out looking for a conflict. I dont want to kill black people for no reason, I just dont want a black president or a nigger in a highly powerful political position and I also dont want them intermixing with my family. No way in hell is Tyrone ever going to be at my thanksgiving dinner table and little niglet halfrican kids runnin around and stealin dvds in the house. But as long as the above 2 never happen, Ill be fine. There was a close call with this black dude who liked my little sister. Well lets just say I had a private little chat with him and he never came around my family again. Lucky I handled it though and my dad didnt have to, or else I woulda been sweepin up brain matter from the shotgun blast.

not many companies do the Cod thing though so its hard to think of stuff for free.