Everything posted by MillerTime
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Most embarassing shit to send to send to a house
Negative on the trojans...thats not bad at all...try penis enlargement pills or ads for them, if its a guy, sign up for a free playgirl trial...they do it for playboy so im sure they do the same for playgirl. (the one with the naked men in it), or a lot of clinic websites offer to send you things like std pamphlets or pregnancy information, sign him up for those... Or send him a free dildo catalog https://www.adameve.com/catalogrequest.asp?sc=WANQ0001 .anything man I know you can do better than free condoms though. If someone did that to me, Id be like cool... free condoms...and then throw em in my drawer and go thanks buddy.
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Marble's in girlfriends ass
lol hell ya it would be.
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Marble's in girlfriends ass
you must be a virgin and skipped school during sex education because you know absolutely nothing about female anatomy. Wow, since when do women piss out of their vaginas?? I had no idea about that and second of all I didnt know their periods came out with the same amount of force as piss. I really have to see that sometime.....that sounds really interesting.
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Who else is ready for the 4th?
Well Ohio, even though they are illegal to light off here they are pretty leniant about it (especially on the 4th) The cops pretty much have the attitude that I didn't see no fireworks unless of course your nailin houses with em or doin somethin dumb.
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Who else is ready for the 4th?
Thats exactly where I go. I take route 2 all the way out there. Ur in michigan and its closer for you. Im about 80 miles east of the chain of fireworks superstores. when I went there I crossed the bridge over lake erie and it ranked of dead fish. Lake michigan is so much cleaner. I think were talkin about the same places though cuz Im pretty close to the michigan border when I go there.
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Who else is ready for the 4th?
lol I got a 1,000 roll of the firecrackers, had a 2,000 on new years, but I like the 1,000 better. The 2,000 kept goin out. I finally got frustrated and doused it in gasoline and lit it...didnt go out again after that. Those roman candles arent the gay ones that just go poof. Those have some loud ass reports.
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Who else is ready for the 4th?
hell yeah..Im gonna out do the professionals this year. come on down for the show...free steaks from the grill and free beer.
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Who else is ready for the 4th?
The show. http://img222.echo.cx/img222/1225/img00272nr.jpg The Finale. 500 gram (80 dollar cakes) http://img222.echo.cx/img222/7523/img00292tj.jpg 4th of july is by far my favorite holiday...Fireworks arent even legal in my state either. But oh well everyone does em. Thats about 840 dollars worth of shit, but I love buy one get one free member cards. Any other pyros in here got a stash?
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I HATE EUROPEANS
You sir are a fucking moron. Blair may be sucking Bush's cock, but you sound like you wanna suck that obese liberal faggot Michael Moore's cock. You sound like you were just born during Bush's years in office...The French have been known to be pussies LONG BEFORE Bush ever stepped foot in office. They arent pussies just because they oppose Iraq, they are pussies because they oppose every war and surrender during every conflict that involves them. It goes back hundreds and hundreds of years before Bush was even born. Go hug a fuckin tree with the rest of the hippies. Im not even a republican, I like many of the democrat's ideas about looking out for the working class individual. But hate the way they support gay rights, abortion, stronger minority advantages, stricter gun control.(they aint gettin my guns) so I will probably usually vote republican. But back to the point of France though, Iraq is not even close to the only instance of French pussism. And there is nothin wrong with rednecks.
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Johhny Crack PS skills
exactly, you wouldnt understand the hilarity unless you were here like 6 months ago when this guy first came around. there were so many funny ass photoshops of him. Does anyone still have them??? Although the only reason I think he fucks around here occasionally is because he think he might get some publicity since this forum has so many members. Its the Canadian gangsta hes back! (Speaking of which, I went to Canada for the first time a few days ago and the gambling was fun, but I was happy to come back to the USA, its so much better here)
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Stupid Niggers
dunno, but its good to start em young, then maybe we wont have a minority controlled America in the future that is no better than Mexico. Let all the little kids act racist, and hopefully they might just absorb some of it and take it beyond the internet. Or next thing you know in the future, youll pull out a dollar bill and instead of the respectful face of george washington, it will be Martin Luther Coon. I dont mean like random acts of violence against minorities, but some of this is fuckin bs. Immigrants might not get so much damn handouts when they come here and exploit our country, blacks might not be winning lawsuits against police for racial discrimination when they get their ass beat for resisting arrest.
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Stupid Niggers
WTF??? this forum is full of nigger lovers now? Since when... And how did all the niggers in this thread get a computer and who the fuck taught you how to use it...Do us all a favor and give it back to the nice white man that you stole it from.
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Question about recruiting
I hope you step on one of the land mines that we left there and it blows off your legs and nuts so you cannot contaminate the world with more gooks. It has returned! http://www.herald-sun.com/durham/4-611060.html
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Man Rages Fox News
I think he is referring to the Patriot Act, ya, it may not be right but can you honestly say that your life has been changed by it? Has your phone been tapped by the government, has your house been searched without a warrant? The only people that really have to worry about being affected by the patriot act is sand nigger immigrants and major drug peddlers. Neither of those people have any business on the streets anyway, so im fine with it. I voted for bush, but I have a few complaints myself. like his favoritism of the rich, his views on stem cell research and Im against abortion, but stem cell research is fine because the embryos are going to be destroyed anyway so why not use em for something useful, and I dont like what bush is trying to do to social security. But think about all the good things he did/does. He is the only recent president that had the balls to tell faggots to fuck off and they arent gettin married, he is a strong and confident leader that doesnt change his views because of other people, he didnt renew the Clinton gun ban, and he is getting the process started of puting restrictions on Chinese imports, which is great cuz we buy way to much shit from china.
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Man Rages Fox News
Well all I know is, I have never heard of him before. But he has been added to my list of people that I would just kill in the most brutal way without even thinking twice about the consequences if I ever met him in real life.
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Man Rages Fox News
Agreed and how the fuck did he rage foxnews? It seemed the complete opposite to me. They made him look like the biggest moron on national television. If thats how you guys do your raging, then you suck at it. If we didnt have a currently and historically strong military, you dumb ungrateful fucks would be living a very different kind of life and it wouldnt be for the better. And its funny how all the left wingers complain about how fox news is biased. Ever read the washington post. Ive seen way more opinions stated in that then I have ever heard on fox news. Only difference is that its liberal opinions and CNN and most of the other media is liberal biased. Fox news just gets talked about so much because it stands alone and isnt liberal biased like most of the rest of the media. Unbiased media is impossible, its all one way or the other. But the one that will be called biased is the side you dont agree with.
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LEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYY
http://leroyjenkins.ytmnd.com/
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SADDAM IN HIS UNDERWEAR!!!!! OMG HE IS TEH SEKSEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
It would be a better picture if they werent up there with scotch tape and the target didnt look so cheesy...And wtf is up with those bullet holes. What the fuck kinda gun is that. A 50 cal bmg wouldnt even make holes that large.
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OFFICAL RACIST JOKE THREAD
Why do niggers walk the way they do? They spent the first 9 months of their life dodging a coat hanger. How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny. Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive? * They think the smells coming from the outside. Why do blacks smell? so blind people can hate them to. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? * Skid marks in front of the dog. What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of 68? * The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.
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vodka the forum spamming/foreign wannbe
Does anyone know if you can return niggers without a receipt and if you did not buy the extended warranty? Because mister black surely seems to be a defective product.
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Shit music!
No nigger, I dont think the size of my guns reflect my penis. It was a post your weapons thread, and everyone was posting knives, airsoft guns, and swords...So I posted a real weapon. I dont buy guns so people will think I am cool, I buy guns because sport shooting is something that I like to do. Everyone has hobbies. Im sure theres something your black ass likes to do in your free time besides stealing from white people and having a garage sale to sell it back to them. And im not 21, im 19. And I am proud to be a redneck. And dont be so hard on the rednecks, if the shit ever hits the fan and all hell breaks lose, you might just be beggin one of them for a gun to protect you and your ethiopian family. And why did my post piss you off anyway...Is it because you are one of those niggers/wiggers who drives some japanese ricer with a park bench mounted to the trunk and a ridiculous muffler the size of a dryer ventilation pipe that sounds like a weed wacker when you take off from a red light?
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Shit music!
Classic Rock and real metal are the best. Cradle of filth is terrible, he sounds like he sings with a vice grip on his balls. But I guess anything is better than fucking nigger hip hop. Hip hop is for 15 year old girls who wish to be molested by 21 year old niggers who wear bling bling and think the size of their spoiler somehow reflects the size they think their penis is. How could anyone like rap though, its just so highschoolish.
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Would you suck a cock to join myg0t?
can it be your own cock?