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well, that is how it is going to be from now on whether you like it or not. Especially if its tech support or something, its completely useless... They rarely tell you anything you can't read from a manual or that isn't common sense. And then some companiese have the nerve to ask at the end of the call how you would rate the usefulness of your call, I usually say it was fucking worthless and hang up.

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While many walmarts do sell firearms, I have never seen one that sold handguns, if they sell guns, its usually just sporting arms such as pump shotguns and .22s. On sunday, I really freaked out these black guys working in the sporting goods section of wal-mart, I dont really know why.. I didn't really buy that much. I bought 200 rounds of 9mm, some targets, and 2 packs of 100 round sport loads for trap shooting. It's just so funny how even their sporting goods people dont know shit about guns or ammo. Ffs, when I asked for 9mm, one of the boxes was .45ACP, and then I didnt notice it until i was almost halfway to the range that one of the boxes of trap shells were 20 gauge instead of 12... I was pissed.

yes, I have... That stupid bitch refused to put the lotion in the basket.

Vibrating ring... NO WAY! where can I buy those, like seriously! edit: Nvm, I just looked em up online and they are so not worth it. They cost 10 dollars which isn't bad, but... it can only be used once and it only lasts for 20 minutes. Sometimes I am ten second tom, but other times I can go for more than 20 min!!! So not worth it. Plus trojans are the most awful fitting condom at all time with a ring at the bottom so tight that it cuts off your circulation, so im guessing this thing won't fit much better... Durex is wayy better.

My favorite way to rage tfc is still to launch your teamates around with explosives while they are in combat... If you are persistant enough with it, they get pretty pissed.

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Would you like me to scan the discharge papers?

Its Romanian.. pic below as well as my brand new cz85 9mm that I bought myself as a birthday present for my 21st birthday. Was trying to decide between the cz and a beretta, but chose the cz cuz its like 50 bucks cheaper and ambidextrious which is a plus since im a southpaw. http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/1754/560037655ldj9.jpg http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/2854/resized9iy3.jpg

Lol, my daddy doesn't allow me access to them... Thats funny. Especially since im the one who actually got my dad to come out shooting with me and fire a gun for the first time for him in like 25 years.

I hope you get scalped, no but your seriously fuckin retarded... You think native americans are poor because they are dumb or too lazy to work?? They are poor because we made sure they stayed that way throughout history. Native Americans got fucked worse than the blacks, they just don't bitch and ask for handouts as much. They are on those reservations because we put them there. We kept moving them around until we finally got them on lands that were completely useless... My grandfather was a cherokee that was a highly decorated veteran of WWII (A silver star, 4 bronze stars, and a purple heart from Luzon, Philipines, and New Guinea.) . He fought brutally and fearlessly for a nation that attempted to wipe his people out. He even got a personally signed letter from the president in recognition of what he did... I would like to see you accomplish 1/4 of what that retarded indian did. I'm 25% Native American, I'd like to come see you try and "exterminate" me.

AK47 is the only way to go... I would trust my life with it... It is the gun that I clean the least, but never jams. It may not be quite as accurate as the m16, but being able to hit a man-sized target out to 300 yards or so is good enough for me.

If zombies attacked, Id be ready.. although I could use a little more ammo. http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/152/newpicsx0.jpg

Honestly, i'm not sure what kind of .50 cal it was. He is a cavalry scout (Army), and it wasn't his kill, he just took the pic, it was someone from his platoon or whatever that got the kill. He uses the standard m16a2 last I heard but he was really promoted to sergeant so I don't know if that got him a different weapon or not, but he said when you get in firefights, its not like the movies. If you asked him if he killed anyone, he would say he doesn't know, because you have 10-12 people shooting at only a few guys, so you don't know who actually hits him/them. Accept for maybe whoever took that sniper shot. That was pretty deliberate.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h294/Millertime858585/DSCN0784.jpg There is a genuine one for you guys that I promise you will not find anywhere else on the internet.. Thats a .50 cal headshot right there and one dead iraqi. You won't find it anywhere else because the picture was taken by my friend.

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No water shortage for me... I live 2 miles from lake erie :P... Which makes water prices cheap as hell and even free in some cases with renting.

Plus it probably resulted in an oreo child.

now your stereotyping... I don't wear all black everyday... And in fact.. I do believe in a God, although I do find many faults with most christian religions, I don't associate with a particular religion. But to totally deny the possibility of a higher power is just ignorant.. Science has not come THAT far yet. But I don't believe in the devil or hell, I think thats just some shit made up to control people with fear and to provide closure and artificial vengeance for loved ones of victims because you can tell them.. Don't worry he is burning in hell now for what he did. It's not a lifestyle for me, it is just music that I like.. I'm a slayer fan that dresses like a normal person. Is there some kind of requirement that to be a slayer fan you have to wear all black everyday and pretend to worship satan?

I just hope buttplug doesn't read this and see you calling slayer emo! :sly: If slayer is emo, then I guess im a girly jean wearing, cereal bowl haircutted, wrist slittin, crybaby pussy cuz I fuckin love slayer... I had vip passes to their recent unholy alliance tour and it was the most hardcore concert I have ever been to. 1 of 10,000 reasons (not even considering the content of their music) it wasn't emo is that people actually beat the shit out of each other in the pit.

Lol slayer... emo??? hahahahha.. I'm guessing you have never been to a slayer concert.

I think the cover to the new slayer album that comes out next tuesday will cause some rage... http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/5397/bgcds301xa1.jpg

Prepare to get drenched... in the sperm of the undead!!! God the french are fuckin weird. http://www.dailymotion.com/kmbproject/video/307160

So, are those fake or real?

THis monkey was trying to get laid and is raged by the nut grabbing monkey below him. http://poststuff.entensity.net/042406/media.php?media=nutgrab.wmv and if you missed the funniness on that one somehow, try this one as a bonus. http://poststuff.entensity.net/042406/media.php?media=punch.wmv