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OMFG!!1111!! L0L0LOLOL R!FC RIFK !!! OMFG OMGF LOLTRIFKS0L;00L0L0 L HAHAHAHAHA U R TEH FNUNY111!!!! L0L0L0L IT RIFK MKAE ME!!!111LOL Wow your gay - he makes a post and you flame for no reason i thought it was quite rifk myself

fuckng rofl chonzo nipo

krivanka who the fuck is that in that pic - omg shes is fucking lush - thts actaully a "wank over" picture and i not even joking k

rifk. and about rifk - if u look at ur keyboard where you type "rofl" - youll notice I and K are next to O and L e.g. the two letters taken out of rofl, to make rifk - if this makes sense so rifk, is just a typo of rofl but rifk now has its own extensions! like refkenausean or somit like that

What pisses me off who people that go "killing animals for food is so wrong and nasty" and yet, theyll watch a video of someone being beheaded and quite enjoy it - but hate seeing an animal getting killed WTF?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i look at this way -- animals eat other animals and dont give a shit if you were swimming in the sea and a great white shark came by - would it go "0MG LIEK KI11ING UM4N5 I5 L!KE SO N4STY!!!11" No, i dont think it would - in fact, it would probably rip you into about 10 pieces

but boy is there nothing like that pooface

Yeah ok heres what would happen 20million = MNassive mansion, im talking probably about 2milliion pounds worth of house, so fucking big, and fucking nice inside - it would have pool, every top techonoolgy plasma tv's etc, massive garden/field for liek motorcross bikes, ramping cars in etc -ferraris, lamborghinis etc as said earlier - fucking lus motorbikes - wardrobe full of lush clothes then i wuld go 2 town and liek go in my ferrari l0l0l0 and pull fit girls in it i would also hav shit like a 10 top range computers so me and my friends culd rage lolok - i would never have to work u culd also get takeaways n shit whenever u wanted i dont give a shit aobut relationships - im 18 - fuck having a gf! id just want to enjoy myself, so boy wuld money = happiness

ROFL - butt plug, funny to fuck collage there - v.good work what is it tho with this gabe bloke? like yeah i know he does hl2 and valve but y do ppl talk about him so much? on a side note, fair play the kid that sold CS for 250,000 dollars - what a fucking dumbass-- he coulda sold it now for liek 10 million

rifk @ myg0t obsession pic and its a shame this thread wasnt real :(

fucking post the results fag and what u expect, muslims never get sex due to their highly shite religion

They piss me off - thats just utter bull shit if i won 20 million pounds on the lottery tomorrow id be the happiest man in the world no only would it mean that i could quit my two shitty part time jobs, but it would also mean i could go to uni - and totally fuck about and not worry about actually passing thats without mentioning i could have the best clothes, a big fuck off mansion, with a ferrari, lamborghini and aston martin vanquish parked outside -i would flaunt my money and fuck the most lush girls goin footballers, who earn about 50 000 pounds a week, which is about a 100,000 dollars -- must have a GREAT life - not only will they never have to work, b ut they get thousands of ppl watching them each week - they get to party, shag any girls they want - go on holidays anywhere now, lets get back to my life, working saturrdays at a shitty supermarket for 9 hours - just so i have money to do usual shit as if money doesnt make u happy!

rofl sauce - that was actually really funny rifk. also the one about "cyber bullies" rifk - W3 5 T3H CH3E5E P!&YERS!

U R CONUFSING TEH MYG#0T 4 ME!11111111111111111111 LOLOLO R1FK LOL !

haha nice - the kid sounds from the way he types the typical sorta geek on pwned.nl

The only thing is they travel round the country and do it -- ive actually been on spanish tv before acting an idiot in the background (my mum and dad were in a bar at the time, and i was on the tv lol - it was live :D ) it was a cooking programme in the street for some reason - and acting an idiot like that is so fucking funny - i what you dont see is they have like a crew and probably a few vans there all set up - and the directors or whatever come along with htier headssets on waving you to go away (all raged) and you dont, and it rages them even more - and they cant shout either, as its live! But i would never actually travel to do it - but if i saw another live tv show, boy would i be behind the camera again!

it sucks, it isnt funny - in the slightest , and youve copied that from another gaming site gg,k , thx

I see it as cheaters for them are a goood thing - they get us banned, we have to go out and buy the game again, and give them money so, were actually a good thing to them and anyway even if they did stop hacks they cant get an anti team flash, tk, friendly fire, ff nade etc xD

lol, the opening line sounded pretty funny tho - that would really piss people off

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The guy that did that story is great myg0t material, the sort of person we are all at heart! WHat makes me laugh is, first tis funy - but hes meant to be caring about her, having a ncice night in - maybe getting to know her even more -- but all he wants to do is make her shit herself (and cause her to end up crying cause of embarrassment) - lol, just lol

wtf is MRE - but wasa funny story, i cant see that relationship lasting LOL

Rofl it was quite funny i have to say - things like throwing a mattress ut a wiindow - i could see myself doing it - sounds rifk'in funny but anyway while everyone is fucking a chick and getting their dick sucked -- your in the bedroom throwing stuff out the window! no one cares you fucking goon - stop lyiing

For everyone using firefox your browsing might be slow. heres a guide to make it faster: open a new firefox window by going to file > new window or opening another browser (both do the same thing anyway..). in the newly created browser window's address bar: about:config after that navigate down to the N's. Alter the entries (by right clicking and toggling..) as follows: Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true" Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true" Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves. EDIT:: i looked up more settings to make firefox even faster. network.http.max-connections = 64 network.http.max-connections-per-server= 20 network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server= 10 network.http.request.max-start-delay = 0 Optional: network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy = 10 network.http.proxy.pipelining = true network.http.proxy.version = 1.0 Close mozilla and start it again. Now Mozilla Burns sites like wild. If you're using a brodband connection you'll load pages 2-3 times faster now. hope this helped people, i know it helped me.

My name is dave - they can fo - dave is a well popular name - and only had 14! whats worrying about these name lists that come out is that names like "san j" - or "abdullah" and about 2 other rag head names are on the top 30 list, it shows how they are spreading like rats.

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