chozo_ninpo

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:43 am Post subject: Rated "R" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!!!"

qft I heard Klu Klux Kenieval was going to jump 50 negros with a steamroller.

I don't care how smart a computer/person is. Bones break, bullets kill. COUNTER-REVOLUTE THE REVOLUTION!

This I've actually done. CRAZY rage, seriously. I've also stolen their power and cable before.

Donatos rules. What's up you sexy stud?

You shook up milk and it exploded? I wasn't aware they made carbonated milk.

Yes, that is legendary. WEE WOO WEE WOO Classic.

rifk

Sorry I missed this thread, I've been offline a few days getting wasted due to some IRL issues. From the 50,000 thread. GJ 40, props to those that followed gut instinct.

RIFK

Thread of the year! CHARLIE TEAM HANDS AT THE READY GO GO GO!

QFT Tom, you gonna come chill with the DVC crew for the drinking contest this Saturday? Bring some thizz pills.

RIFK

How many servers is BF2 currently running?

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH "FUCK YOU" KABOOM!

Corona on sale. My cheap choice, yet in a bar it's more expensive.

None of that Molson Canadian shit either.

AGREED IMPORTED BEER FTW!!!!

This thread is about one thing and one thing only. DOCPHIL was called to show IRREFUTABLE PROOF that he is telling the truth. Unfortunately for him, he cannot do so. Personally I believe this thread should not be used to further DOCPHILS deluded view that people here get any emotion other than utter bliss in tearing him apart. He has gone backwards on the evolutionary chain, from semi-competant lurker, to rage induced CAPS spammer and posting nothing relevant to these forums. May everyone from this point ignore Mr. Phil and leave him to his delusions. Last post in this thread, chozo_ninpo out. :cool:

AHAHAH Russell started something new!

Well, she probably wants him to do something stupid so she can get a lot of cash. He's better off making her the offender.

I agree, but honestly don't really care how I "look". I love shooting down his posts, it's like hunting deer with a bazooka. No real point to it, but it sure is fun!

Nah, this weekend a friend of mine is turning himself in for a warrent, and some other friends suggested getting trashed and chilling all weekend. Hopefully we all get sloshed with you guys, lots of fun.

I agree, please people don't gay up this thread.