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That sucks dude, my cousin was killed as well. See ya when you return bro.

If by that you mean "never been seen" then yea, I agree. :stupid: How do you get a girl out of that mess?

If you can't already tell, newcomer, the myg0t forums are nothing but one giant shrine to the god we call GABE NEWELL. Written smaller for Rampagen. :drama:

Can I be the coked out ambulance driver that secretly records the event?

HOW DARE YOU COMMIT SUCH BLASPHEMY!!!!!!! Gabe Newell invented teh interweb. Singlehandedly. With paperclips.

Another useless thread saved by teh Gabe. He is such a stud. :gay:

Oh no! He's going to take LEGAL action for posting something personal about him... ....that he made public by submitting it online himself. GG The_Trevor, you IDIOT! :dfinger:

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Which one was your dad again? :poke:

Oh man, that's GREAT! You should rock that bitch. Fuckin "NAM" tattoo'd on his chest. :bowrofl:

I like to use it the same way it was used in the flash. It drives the TK point home as most people have seen the movie.

http://www.vgmusic.com/ I stumbled on this. An archive of damn near every game song known to man. MIDI format, but I looped it through and re-recorded it as WAV. HOLY SHIT these are ANNOYING. :drama:

This reminded me of a thread on FAK3Rs site. http://notsofake.com/forums/showthread.php?t=161 I believe lol is more of a deception tool than a statement of how funny something seems. :shrug:

Very fun rage to read. GJ

I think Freddie ruined that entire kids life. :wow: GJ I'd suggest someone make a Flash based on this, but then it would just bring more idiots in here quoting it. :puke:

I used this on a jewish site. You can have it. http://img208.exs.cx/img208/8318/jewsig4nz.jpg

OMG I can't believe I got tricked into looking at that again. :puke: BP you asshole. lol

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That has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day! :wow: GG raisin! -EDIT Yea, money = no worries = happiness.

LEIK GOM!!111 IT'S ALREADY STARTED!!!!111oneone :eek3d:

My personality pwns your face. Now the only way you might be able to prove me wrong is to take the damn test. :owned:

Your Type is ENTP Extroverted Intuitive Thinking Perceiving Strength of the preferences % 11 22 22 22 ENTPs are usually verbally as well as cerebrally quick, and generally love to argue--both for its own sake, and to show off their often-impressive skills. They tend to have a perverse sense of humor as well, and enjoy playing devil's advocate. They sometimes confuse, even inadvertently hurt, those who don't understand or accept the concept of argument as a sport. Damn, they pegged that shit no problem. Some Famous ENTPs: Alexander the Great Confederate General J. E. B. Stuart Sir Walter Raleigh U.S. Presidents: John Adams, 2nd US president. [Adams appears to have been competing with Thomas Jefferson to see who would live the longest. ("Jefferson surv...")] James A. Garfield (who could reportedly write Latin with one hand and Greek with the other, simultaneously) Rutherford B. Hayes Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt Thomas Edison Lewis Carrol (Alice in Wonderland) Julia Child Suzanne Pleshette George Carlin Valerie Harper John Candy John Sununu Weird Al Yankovick Marilyn Vos Savant Alfred Hitchcock Tom Hanks David Spade Céline Dion Fictional Characters: "Q" (Star Trek--The Next Generation) Shirley Feeney (Laverne and Shirley) Bugs Bunny Wile E. Coyote Jon Davis's Garfield Cool, Wile E. Coyote is the shit.