jesus_christ

I'd slap him and say "HEY! You best be goin' to get me a pie, bitch. Don't make me send you to the booty house."

No. Most of them are ugly nigs that love to smear their face in shit every morning.

Most of my teachers were pretty cool (I had this one really old teacher who was very racist all the time and he didn't even know it. He'd always talk about us "nice white folk"), but I also had some arrogant asshole teachers. The old teacher was cool, because he always played movies in class such as "Full Metal Jacket" and "Behind Enemy Lines".

Anyways, suggestions for rages would be: 1) bring a boombox to school, put it in your locker with a CD on loop that plays the song "Clerance Carter - Strokin'" over and over on full volume 2) write 'penis' for every answer on tests and papers 3) write false report papers about random shit 4) ...take a shit on the floor? 5) If you have a computer class, play the "Badger Badger Badger" cartoon on full volume. That confuses the shit out of the students and the teachers. That's all I can think of for now.

Let's just say I'm banned from the lunchroom now.

Last year me and my friends dumped 300+ carrots on the lunchroom floor and starting yelling "IF YOU DON'T MEET MY DEMANDS, EVERYBODY GETS DILDOED! I'LL DILDO EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"... but that's more of an issue of mental problems.

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