Hi guys, cheating is good (and oh so fun!!!), but gawd is it so satisfying to make everybody your bitchez fair and square and theyll SWEAR your cheating. Im the law, so I get to make people my little whiney bitchez all day, and yes sometimes in real life I cheat people out quite a bit. But its so much more satisfying when you know its legit and theres nothing they can do about it, evil will always win, because good is dumb. BTW: ever shot somebody with a desert eagle in real life instead of CS? try it sometime it makes for much more satisfying gibbage.
People say i cheat at everything i do and i just reply: No im just better than you.
But sometimes... i am cheating.
The point is: Piss off the general public any way you can! THEYD DO IT TO YOU!