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Never Fuck With Your Systems Administrator
Seems like most people are glad to have read my original post, so stick that up your ass Atarax! All you ever do is flame and post shit, no wonder you lost the myg0t tag and keep getting banned! Thanks for the support guys. Oh, and go stick another fork in your face you freak!
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best movie ever
Most of the movies above that received multiple mentions, the one you can view by clicking this link: Not safe for work- porn. http://www.newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=17388
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I need a cunning plan
Sleep with his sister, get her pregnant, shit in her kettle, finger her cat and post a video of it here.
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PsychoBud back in action
I gave advice in the "Where you working" thread. Most people flame my advice but but saw it for the common sense and good advice it was, and complimented it with his own follow up suggestions. It was a surprise to see someone mature here. Welcome back. There's a lot more kids here than there wer last year. They're getting younger too.
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I fucking hate this.
I was supposed to start a new job the evening I got the hatchet job mentioned above. I turned up with a blood stained note saying "Sorry, dentist fucked my mouth up. I think he forgot to sharpen the blades on his chainsaw. Can I start next week?" I was stumbling and mumbling. I couldn't talk. They all fucking laughed at me. But I was allowed two weeks to recuperate.
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How may can you last?
Thanks Q. Oneday you'll have a job or a family, and you'll miss the simple pleasures in life such as visiting these forums. I wasn't asking for much, just some common sense. It seems the ones who "Don't give a fuck" are usually those who don't have [myg0t] before their username or those who are in their early teens. I think both apply here.
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Never Fuck With Your Systems Administrator
I once wrote a similair (but less threatening) letter to an employer. It was something like this: ******* " This is my resignation letter dated blah blah blah. I'm going to work for New President Hotel, your #1 competitor. As you wouldn't give me a new contract, and the one I was employed under expired 4 months ago, I'm no longer required to give 4 weeks notice, just 2 (Employee contracts act 1992 or something). My job description still legally applies though, under the Employment Contracts Act. My original contract and job description were to perform the regular duties of a waiter, serving tables, greeting customers, operating the till etc. It is legal for me to refuse to do any duties not listed in my job description without a new contract, and a new contract requires me receiving four weeks notice of a change of duties. For the next two weeks until my notice period expires, these will be the duties I perform, so I suggest you very quickly hire a new dishwasher, new chef and new barman for the evenings. Perhaps a manager to do the accounting and stock control/ordering would be of use too. My job description also listed my hours as being a minimum of 30 hours per week. It is legal for you to expect me to do overtime, but not more than 40 hours total per week. YAY! No more 65 hour weeks for me! You had better hire another waiter too I suppose. My salary of $8.50 an hour is barely acceptable for a waiter, but the work and overtime I've been doing deserve somewhere in the area of $15 an hour minimum, with overtime rates for every hour over 40 per week, and double pay for hours worked on public holidays. You've had it pretty good with me, so be grateful I'm not taking you to court for unpaid wages and employee exploitation. I require only two things to make me forget all the horrible things you have done to me. An excellent reference that lists ALL duties I performed here, and the manager's name and phone number as being the following: [My friend], [his number]. The other requirement is to be paid my holiday pay at the rate I previously requested (above). At 6%, that comes to $1872.00. None of this would have happened if my request for a payrise to the above wage had been approved. Instead, the insulting and demeaning laughter I received left me feeling degraded and insulted. I'm considering whether to seek compensation for this. It has injured my self esteem greatly. I look forward to your response. I will arrive at 9:00am, my scheduled time, tomorrow morning. You'rs truly for two more weeks, Blah blah (my name). ****** They refused, I called a lawyer, three letters were sent back and forth, they paid me $2000. The lawyer took $650. I reported them to the employment rights commission in the mean time. They renamed the restaurant and hired a crew of five staff members.
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How may can you last?
I'm guessing it's the tranny spinning their salami page... If it is, please edit it to say NSFW (not safe for work) as a lot of us (ie: myself and [myg0t]PsychoBud ) have families and employers around us. Thanks for the link though, will check it at home, and if it's gross I'll set it as the flatmate's homepage. A nice surprise for him when he returns from his holiday in Thailand!
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Janet Jackson Nude Sunbathing NSFW
Just like everyone else. I figured it'd be just one pic in a forum or something, not a whole screen full of flashing titty banners and naked chicks everywhere. Minkey, you flame too much, go get laid or something. You'll feel better.
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Where do you work?
DUDE!!! Don't envy US! You've still got a chance to not fuck your life up! Wish I could go back and start again knowing what I know now. I'd knuckle down and work hard for the 10 measly years of highschool and Uni, then spend the rest of my life telling monkeys like us what to do! I envy YOU!
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I fucking hate this.
I had two wisdom teeth out. For the first, it took five minutes. For the second, it took an hour and fourty five minutes. One nurse was holding the pliers while the other was pulling them. They had their feet braced against my chair. Both were sweating by the time they finished. I couldn't eat hard food for a week, just cupcakes and soups.
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my cake for myg0t
yeah, I can squeeze a dump into a frying pan and make it into a gourmet motherfucking burger if I want to. EDIT: You wont need to, because there wont be an application. I'll bake a cake. Simple as that. If they stick the tag in front of my name, well I can't edit it so tough shit for me. But the tag wont make me rich, wont get me laid, and will only make me famous in this forum, which isn't that exciting really, so no I wont be applying for it. I just want to bake a cool cake so I can say "FUCK YOU!" to all the kids who keep submitting half-assed cupcakes with chocolate sauce drizzled on them.
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my cake for myg0t
megafighter_x, you've got 1000 posts in the past 10 months. That's a hundred a month. That's a fucking lot man. I don't see your cake thread, but I see you jump on the bandwagon for flames and snide remarks a lot. Take it easy or you'll get RSI for no reason. Insults don't get you into myg0t, or make you popular. Keep it to yourself man. Hataraxator, you were flaming someone for not being in myg0t on page two. As I recall, you had the [myg0t] tag removed fairly soon after receiving it. You seem to have forgotten about that when you point out that others aren't wearing it. You've been insulting people a lot too dude. Chill out. You've got a good sig, try matching it with some good posts. The cake is good, but the icing issue was one that could have been resolved so easily. For those who don't know how to make icing: Go to the supermarket and buy yourself a bag of icing sugar (yes, it's called icing sugar because it's for icing). It should be cheap, maybe a buck or two for a bag so big you'll never use it all. It's just superfine powdered sugar. You'll need a piping bag too, which may cost a bit more. If you can't get one, you can try your luck with a homemade one out of a plastic bag, but it'll probably fuck up and you only get one shot at the writing, then you need to scrape it off, re-ice the cake, and re-write it. Better to buy the piping bag. Add food colouring to the bowl first if you're going to use it. It'll change the consistency of the mix. Chuck a cup full into a bowl, and mix in some butter or margarine. It should take a few tablespoons of butter. Not sure, it takes guess work. Just keep adding it gradually and mixing it in until you've got icing. Put it into the piping bag, squeeze it down to the bottom so a little comes out like a turtleneck turd out an of asshole. Lick it off, and start writing. From here, you're on your own. If you STILL fuck it up, you don't deserve to register here.
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my cake for myg0t
There's a thread, somewhere way back in the depths of time, or maybe lost to the infinite universe of webspace, that was titled "HOW TO BAKE A FUCKING CAKE" by one of the myg0t crew. It's gone, or is too far back to be found with the search function not functioning. I spent five years as a chef, during which time I believe I made somewhere in the area of 1000 cakes. Frosted, decorated, shaped, the whole fucking lot. One day soon I'm going to post a cake thread here that will destroy all your hopes of joining myg0t, as it will raise the bar for cake baking to a level unachievable by 99% of the human population. If you're planning on joining myg0t, you'd better try before I get off my ass and go shopping for ingredients, because then it'll be too late. So come on, chop chop! Let's see those threads come rolling in!
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my cake for myg0t
bugger. Imagine if you'd let him join myg0t, then he'd died the same day without logging in and knowing about it...
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