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Seems like most people are glad to have read my original post, so stick that up your ass Atarax! All you ever do is flame and post shit, no wonder you lost the myg0t tag and keep getting banned! Thanks for the support guys. Oh, and go stick another fork in your face you freak!

Most of the movies above that received multiple mentions, the one you can view by clicking this link: Not safe for work- porn. http://www.newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=17388

Sleep with his sister, get her pregnant, shit in her kettle, finger her cat and post a video of it here.

I gave advice in the "Where you working" thread. Most people flame my advice but but saw it for the common sense and good advice it was, and complimented it with his own follow up suggestions. It was a surprise to see someone mature here. Welcome back. There's a lot more kids here than there wer last year. They're getting younger too.

I was supposed to start a new job the evening I got the hatchet job mentioned above. I turned up with a blood stained note saying "Sorry, dentist fucked my mouth up. I think he forgot to sharpen the blades on his chainsaw. Can I start next week?" I was stumbling and mumbling. I couldn't talk. They all fucking laughed at me. But I was allowed two weeks to recuperate.

Thanks Q. Oneday you'll have a job or a family, and you'll miss the simple pleasures in life such as visiting these forums. I wasn't asking for much, just some common sense. It seems the ones who "Don't give a fuck" are usually those who don't have [myg0t] before their username or those who are in their early teens. I think both apply here.

I once wrote a similair (but less threatening) letter to an employer. It was something like this: ******* " This is my resignation letter dated blah blah blah. I'm going to work for New President Hotel, your #1 competitor. As you wouldn't give me a new contract, and the one I was employed under expired 4 months ago, I'm no longer required to give 4 weeks notice, just 2 (Employee contracts act 1992 or something). My job description still legally applies though, under the Employment Contracts Act. My original contract and job description were to perform the regular duties of a waiter, serving tables, greeting customers, operating the till etc. It is legal for me to refuse to do any duties not listed in my job description without a new contract, and a new contract requires me receiving four weeks notice of a change of duties. For the next two weeks until my notice period expires, these will be the duties I perform, so I suggest you very quickly hire a new dishwasher, new chef and new barman for the evenings. Perhaps a manager to do the accounting and stock control/ordering would be of use too. My job description also listed my hours as being a minimum of 30 hours per week. It is legal for you to expect me to do overtime, but not more than 40 hours total per week. YAY! No more 65 hour weeks for me! You had better hire another waiter too I suppose. My salary of $8.50 an hour is barely acceptable for a waiter, but the work and overtime I've been doing deserve somewhere in the area of $15 an hour minimum, with overtime rates for every hour over 40 per week, and double pay for hours worked on public holidays. You've had it pretty good with me, so be grateful I'm not taking you to court for unpaid wages and employee exploitation. I require only two things to make me forget all the horrible things you have done to me. An excellent reference that lists ALL duties I performed here, and the manager's name and phone number as being the following: [My friend], [his number]. The other requirement is to be paid my holiday pay at the rate I previously requested (above). At 6%, that comes to $1872.00. None of this would have happened if my request for a payrise to the above wage had been approved. Instead, the insulting and demeaning laughter I received left me feeling degraded and insulted. I'm considering whether to seek compensation for this. It has injured my self esteem greatly. I look forward to your response. I will arrive at 9:00am, my scheduled time, tomorrow morning. You'rs truly for two more weeks, Blah blah (my name). ****** They refused, I called a lawyer, three letters were sent back and forth, they paid me $2000. The lawyer took $650. I reported them to the employment rights commission in the mean time. They renamed the restaurant and hired a crew of five staff members.

I'm guessing it's the tranny spinning their salami page... If it is, please edit it to say NSFW (not safe for work) as a lot of us (ie: myself and [myg0t]PsychoBud ) have families and employers around us. Thanks for the link though, will check it at home, and if it's gross I'll set it as the flatmate's homepage. A nice surprise for him when he returns from his holiday in Thailand!

Just like everyone else. I figured it'd be just one pic in a forum or something, not a whole screen full of flashing titty banners and naked chicks everywhere. Minkey, you flame too much, go get laid or something. You'll feel better.

DUDE!!! Don't envy US! You've still got a chance to not fuck your life up! Wish I could go back and start again knowing what I know now. I'd knuckle down and work hard for the 10 measly years of highschool and Uni, then spend the rest of my life telling monkeys like us what to do! I envy YOU!

I had two wisdom teeth out. For the first, it took five minutes. For the second, it took an hour and fourty five minutes. One nurse was holding the pliers while the other was pulling them. They had their feet braced against my chair. Both were sweating by the time they finished. I couldn't eat hard food for a week, just cupcakes and soups.

yeah, I can squeeze a dump into a frying pan and make it into a gourmet motherfucking burger if I want to. EDIT: You wont need to, because there wont be an application. I'll bake a cake. Simple as that. If they stick the tag in front of my name, well I can't edit it so tough shit for me. But the tag wont make me rich, wont get me laid, and will only make me famous in this forum, which isn't that exciting really, so no I wont be applying for it. I just want to bake a cool cake so I can say "FUCK YOU!" to all the kids who keep submitting half-assed cupcakes with chocolate sauce drizzled on them.

megafighter_x, you've got 1000 posts in the past 10 months. That's a hundred a month. That's a fucking lot man. I don't see your cake thread, but I see you jump on the bandwagon for flames and snide remarks a lot. Take it easy or you'll get RSI for no reason. Insults don't get you into myg0t, or make you popular. Keep it to yourself man. Hataraxator, you were flaming someone for not being in myg0t on page two. As I recall, you had the [myg0t] tag removed fairly soon after receiving it. You seem to have forgotten about that when you point out that others aren't wearing it. You've been insulting people a lot too dude. Chill out. You've got a good sig, try matching it with some good posts. The cake is good, but the icing issue was one that could have been resolved so easily. For those who don't know how to make icing: Go to the supermarket and buy yourself a bag of icing sugar (yes, it's called icing sugar because it's for icing). It should be cheap, maybe a buck or two for a bag so big you'll never use it all. It's just superfine powdered sugar. You'll need a piping bag too, which may cost a bit more. If you can't get one, you can try your luck with a homemade one out of a plastic bag, but it'll probably fuck up and you only get one shot at the writing, then you need to scrape it off, re-ice the cake, and re-write it. Better to buy the piping bag. Add food colouring to the bowl first if you're going to use it. It'll change the consistency of the mix. Chuck a cup full into a bowl, and mix in some butter or margarine. It should take a few tablespoons of butter. Not sure, it takes guess work. Just keep adding it gradually and mixing it in until you've got icing. Put it into the piping bag, squeeze it down to the bottom so a little comes out like a turtleneck turd out an of asshole. Lick it off, and start writing. From here, you're on your own. If you STILL fuck it up, you don't deserve to register here.

There's a thread, somewhere way back in the depths of time, or maybe lost to the infinite universe of webspace, that was titled "HOW TO BAKE A FUCKING CAKE" by one of the myg0t crew. It's gone, or is too far back to be found with the search function not functioning. I spent five years as a chef, during which time I believe I made somewhere in the area of 1000 cakes. Frosted, decorated, shaped, the whole fucking lot. One day soon I'm going to post a cake thread here that will destroy all your hopes of joining myg0t, as it will raise the bar for cake baking to a level unachievable by 99% of the human population. If you're planning on joining myg0t, you'd better try before I get off my ass and go shopping for ingredients, because then it'll be too late. So come on, chop chop! Let's see those threads come rolling in!

bugger. Imagine if you'd let him join myg0t, then he'd died the same day without logging in and knowing about it...

Myke_X, I know you don't troll here every day like many above you (me too sometimes) so you should be warned. About a month ago someone from the g0t crew posted a thread stating "STOP WITH THE FUCKING GOOGLE VIDEO POSTS!!!". You have been warned. Hope they let you off for this obviously honest mistake.

I have great respect for posters who put NSFW or something to let you know it's Not Safe For Work. Unfortunately I didn't realise immediately what NSFW meant, and opened the page at work. Nobody watching, no filter, probably wont get found out so no harm done. Thanks for the warning even though I missed it.

We had that happen to uss, and we were sixth in the line-up on a country highway, hills, double yellow lines. It was a long straight stretch of road ahead, but the low hills meant we couldn't see clearly ahead for 100m. The driver tried to do a sprint run and overtake them all, but as we came close to overtaking the last car a cop car came up in front of us heading the opposite direction. We were miles from hitting them, but my mate lost his license for it.

I tried Spy Agent. It was good. Clear, simple, good options, but it popped up a little PC pic in the taskbar for a second on PC start up, so evryone knew something was up. We shouldn't be teaching kids how to use this shit, they'll be trying to steal money from bank accounts then be sent to juvenile detention, fucking up their lives before they even had a chance to grow up, as well as the lives of people they rip-off.

I needed work, and needed it fast, and permanently so I could pay rent, bills, food etc and pay for my gf who was apending all her money to come live with me when I was 18. I walked into a bunch of restaurants and told them I needed work, any work as soon as possible. I offered to work for $5 an hour 'under the table' (not giving head- under the table means you get paid under the table, ie: out of view of the tax-man). Within a day of walking the streets, I had arranged three part time jobs totalling 50 hours a week at $5 an hour. Serving tables, cleaning, dishes, helping the chefs etc.... It was shit money for the hours I was doing, but I worked my guts out and I got the money. Eventually, one of the restaurants said 'Hey man, you're doing good here. You want to make your hours full-time and legal? You'll lose the tax out of your wages, but you'll have a fulltime job and a couple of bucks a week more money. Then we don't have to worry about you not turning up someday and the tax department finding out about you." I took it, and changed my hours at another place to weekend work only, just the busy shifts. Over the next few months I learned everything I could about how to work in and run a restaurant, including how to cook/prepare half the meals. I got a free meal for every shift I did (every four hours) plus the food I munched when the boss wasn't watching. In 6 months I went from needing a job to 2nd chef in a hotel a'la carte cafe. In another 3 months I was breakfast chef, and after a year in the industry I was head chef for a restaurant in a nightclub, getting cheap/free beers and spirits, free meals, meeting loads of women and other stuff. I was a chef for five years and I fucking hated it, but it was a job you can pick up almost immediately when you needed to. Give it a shot, you'll appreciate the value of a good education after a year scrubbing dishes for pennies.

I work for a campus of a university. I take care of the library, a computer lab, ordering resources for the school up to about $80,000 a year, activities (which were fucking cool until they stopped it a month ago :( ) and teaching English for foreign students a few hours a week. 30 hrs a week, $35k. (edited in, forgot about this) Private English teaching, about 5 hours a month- $20 an hour. Online games sales, about $100 a month. Until two weeks ago I was running a non-profit community club for foreigners to meet locals and make friends. We had loads of raucous drunken parties, bbq's, group dinners with lots of drinks, hot spa days in winter and beach trips in summer, and loads of other stuff. I was making some money from the activities, but not enough to compensate for the time I spent running the club, so I closed it. I'll try to get government funding for it next year, to employ staff and pay myself a decent salary/cover costs, then run it again. Apparently there is an underused budget for this sort of thing which is good. I study CCNA in my spare time, and am going for some tests soon (pre-requisites for something... will tell later). By the way, some of you in here are bullshitting and it stands out like a boner in a dress. Others have been honest in stating jobs you may be ashamed of, but that honesty shows guts. With guts, honesty and determination you will go further than you will with bullshit, pride and vanity.

= atarax, also known for a very short time as [myg0t]atarax, but now just plain old 3rd or something account Hataraxator. Flames are prohibited as stipulated in the stickies. Perhaps that may be why you keep getting banned. My area isn't html. I'm doing other stuff, and I've done a lot of other stuff. Can someone explain how to use this? Not so I can attempt to be a leet hacker, but so I can put it on a webpage and set it as the flatmate's homepage for a joke.

Yeah, I saved this at work. Plan to try it out... but I don't know how to make it work. Do I need to put it as the HTML for a webpage?

Holy shit. There's someone else mature who posts here. I was beginning to think I was the only one here over the age of 18!