Alright, old as all hell, but soooo funny.
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/90.html
There are some crackers in that lot (my personal favourite http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html)
"The tsunami disaster was an absolute tragedy. If there had been some forewarning imagine how many more of the little brown fucks you could have got onto the beach before it struck.
Oh well, I suppose I had better get over there and start raping the orphans."