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my sig is the tits, yea?

ayo for yayo, walk around with yayo all in my nasal, i musta been crazyo

For those who've been to Amsterdam or like to pretend they have, recommend some things to do while I'm over there. And yes, I already have getting a BJ from a black hooker on the list. Thank you.

Fixed.

srsly, puerto rican prostitutes don't care what you look like.. you'll be fine big boyee.

Never doing men?? Fucking ***got.

it's actually a huge joke on the people who've never done it, but claim they have. refer to the post above. i hope you're kidding... acid=lsd dumbass

please, no contest. i would rip into richard's tiny ass hole.

It's best if you call two places that have a pre-recorded message that say press 0 to talk to someone. I had two people from Target arguing with each other about who called who.. This shit is hilarious, how can I record it?

Lol, I had no idea my laptop had a mic on it and this car dealer was like, "I can hear you laughing, stop laughing!"

Sex her up and then post pics on the intranettes.

make me a sig that's better then my current. otay?

lies. doug is hardstyle, hardstyle is doug.

"We", Since when are you a myg0t member?

old tricks give the best the blowjobs.

It works with cell phones too....

I just did two pizza huts, they started having fucking conversation for like 5 minutes.

However, it'd be better if you could call two at the same time. Edit: When you call the 2nd person, can the first person here the ringing? Dial a pre-recorded answering service like the rejection hotline, people tend to pick up right when the guy calls them a weirdo.

Suprisingly, this is pure gold.

she has a penis.

it was believable up until

not bad atall.

who is the sexy man child standing next to her?

an octopus. ANIME TO REAL LYFE.

i'm currently sucking on a metal spoon. front to back, side to side.