Everything posted by malkav2001
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[3-10-05] Tourettes Guy
faked... watch the one where he orders food. the "guy at the mic" is really in the car and is definatly cupping his hand over his mouth. still kinda funny though
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Funny Video
her shirt is skin tone but shes definatly not topless
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[4-28-04] Waht you are....
i am a horny baby who loves to corner pumas ...... i have no idea how they knew that... kinda freaky.
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ebay Idiots strike again
i go read something on entensity and sure enough... a few hours later... some idiot posts it here. happens all too often.
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Gizoogle
wow ur cool wanna tampon?
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Gizoogle
i dont know if this is old or not but its good for a laugh. go to http://www.gizoogle.com and type in a web address. it niggers out the text.
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my internet is broken
hey man no worries you can borrow my internet
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Is X box live really worth it?
fuck you there is no server list and no map list... and what do you do if you want to play capture the flag? you can choose a basic set which includes that among bombing run and assault and other shit but you cant choose exactly which kind you play. xbox live is for 8 year olds
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if the war with iran started a draft would you..
you guys are retards (well most of you). first of all anyone who says fuck america is a goddamn moron. if it wasnt for america we'd all be communist bastards speaking in russian right now about how we love to lick the great lenin's balls. has anyone here seen the effect communism had on russia and eastern europe??? alright then. for all you idiots complaining about america always fucking around in other countries business, weve been isolationist up until the end of world war 2 (not counting the western hemisphere of course cuz we own that shit). plus us fucking around with other countries usually has to do with us supporting our allies like what we did for the frenchies in vietnam. if you think we are going to war with iran your very wrong. we have yet to defeat saddams army (yes i said saddams) and the war in iraq is worsening. as-is we do not have the capability to defeat iraq without turning the rest of the world against us even more than it already is and in our economic condition, we need all the support we can get. mr. bush is gonna try to let this middle east conflict cool off because he knows the war is lost. anyways i do agree gulf war 2 is bullshit. american soldiers should die for american freedom, not some stupid sand nigger's :eek3d:
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Is X box live really worth it?
consoles suck and halo 2 sucks... especially halo 2. movement is too slow and controllers piss me off. plus the online capabilities blow nigger balls. you cant even choose which game you want to join or what map to play on or even what kind of game your playing. xbox is for assclowns
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[8-22-04] White people....... Black people ......
ive been watching it for 20 minutes and all it does is say white ppl ehe hehehe black people dododododo.... am i missing something? oh well ill watch it for another 20
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what's the story behind yuo name?
caine and abel were the children of adam and eve. after caine killed able he was cursed by god to roam the earth as an immortal. caine begat 3 progeny who were killed in the great deluge (flood for you fucktards). later he had more children (all of which were immortal and deformed in some way). one of these childer was malkav, who suffered from insanity. malkav then had his own children against the will of his father, caine. he had his progeny kill him and chop him up into little pieces, which they then ate, in order to keep there father within them for all time and to spread his insanity. i thought it was a pretty cool story when i heard it. ive used it for about 4 years or so and have had to add numbers at times cuz it was already taken.
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Song discussion stuff.
how the fuck is moonlight sonata not music but papa roach is??????? seriously shut your fucking cum catcher :bj: glassjaw- stuck pig
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Deer Hunter 2005
i figured that much out... so i dl'ed the patch and tried to apply it but it says it cant find my deer hunter files... i specified the correct directory but it says it isnt there though i can open explorer and see it is there. the auto installer for the patch is bunk this is pissing my off.
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Deer Hunter 2005
i read the readme and did as it said but the hack isnt working for me at all... hrmph
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Deer Hunter 2005
omg i hate rednecks i cant wait to rage the hell out of em. wonder how long it will take to bring this shit down. ::downloading now:: ::8 hours left:: you should release a multihack for this game!!!
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weirdest tits ever!
holy crap hold on a sec i gotta crank one out..... :jerkit2:
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Green day
BOOOOO!!!! try glassjaw :dfinger:
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Music
These are my favs... you may already have alot of these bands considering you almost have 5000 songs. glassjaw deftones system of a down nine inch nails mudvayne (LD 50) thursday mahavishnu orchestra bjork (FLAME ME) portishead radiohead muse bright eyes modest mouse the flaming lips tool a perfect circle the mars volta at the drive-in incubus (fungus amung us) led zeppelin jimmy hendrix vivaldi meshuggah sublime marilyn manson pink floyd the smashing pumpkins esthero white zombie rage against the machine mindless self indulgence theres more but i have trouble compiling any kind of list of things i like. hope that helped! :gaysex: :sleep2: :fawk: :fawk: :fawk: