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One of the first times I got head from this chick I was in her garage out of all places, I knew I had to piss but I was like fuck it I'll wait till she's done, light a smoke up and go take a piss in the backyard. So she's goin at it for like 15 mins, I'm gettin close and BAM I'm like UGHUGHUGHUHG IM COMING, thinking she would just finish me off with a jerkin, well she deepthroats, feels great and then I'm like man I feel like I need to keep coming, then the piss sensation comes back and I'm fightin the urge to enjoy it more(you know how sometimes It gets THAT sensitive) or let it go in this bitches mouth...so one random flick of the tongue just gets me and I nearly fill this chicks mouth with piss...I felt so bad but she didn't take it that bad...hahahahaha It was fucking hilarious actually and we would joke about it sometimes afterwards. At the time I thought that was the last time I'd see her.

I agree I'd rather spend money I worked hard for on beer that actually tastes good. Wheat beers are good, if I don't feel like a light beer I'll get Old Speckled Hen or Guiness I guess, but I'm not a guiness freak like you see some people post; They act like you can drink that shit on a daily basis or something, GG liver! Oh and for the thread starter: http://www.cwu.edu/~bergmane/images/Normal%20Liver,%20Fatty%20Liver,%20and%20Cirrhosis.GIF http://www.murrasaca.com/ascitis1.jpg ENJOY YOUR LIFE!!!

rofl welcome to the 80s

WONDER WHEN ITS COMING OUT

A guy driving an 18-wheeler full of black bowling balls is cruising down I-10, sees a black dude walking his fucked up bike on the shoulder. Bike's back rim is all bent up, one of the pedals missing, the thing is trashed. He slows down to see what the fuck he was doing, and noticed he was bleeding from his head some. "What the fuck happened to you boy?" The trucker said. "I got clipped tryin to cross the freeway on my way home from work" said the colored man. "Where you stay at? You're bleedin kinda bad there--I'll give you a lift" "Bout 20 minutes up the highway from here" After a brief uncomfortable silence the black dude walks around front and the trucker says, "Go put your bike in the trailer, you can just ride back there too." Black man feels a little uneasy, but he's got a killer headache so he hops in the back of the trailer, and finds himself a comfortable spot on some of the bowling balls. About 10 minutes after picking the black guy up, the trucker sees a cop in his rear view, so he pulls over. After some routine ID and insurance checks the officer asks, "Mind if I check back there?" "Sure" says the trucker, feeling a little uneasy about the bloody black dude he's got in the back of his trailer. But he's confident there won't be a problem as he was nice enough to give the dumbass a ride. The officer comes running back, and nearly rips the trucker right out of his seat, whoopin and hollerin and making all kind of a ruckus. "BOY WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS TRAILER TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES" "But why??? What's wrong??" "THOSE NIGG6R EGGS YOU GOT BACK THERE ARE STARTIN TO HATCH, ONE ALREADY STOLE A BIKE"

Jungle Juice recipe This is probably the nearest towards the Jungle Juice recipe that's become a hit in America, not a cocktail by the same name, but a full-blown party occasion punch. If you hear people talking about Jungle Juice, this is it. Jungle Juice takes a lot of preparation but, obviously, is well worth the effort. It has become a party favorite throughout Missouri and New York, tweaked to perfection throughout the years. Jungle Juice is an incredibly potent drink, and this recipe will make up to 20 gallons. Use dry ice to keep it cold and stirred up. Ingredients Scale ingredients to servings 3 L Everclear® alcohol 5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) vodka 1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum 10 L Sprite® soda 1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice 1 L triple sec 1.75 L bottle gin 1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps 4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine 8 L Hawaiian Punch® 2 containers orange juice concentrate tons of fucking fruit (CITRUS! as much as FUCKING desired) Use a large container ie. ice chest or similar. Allow the fruit to soak in all the alcohol for about 4 - 12 hours. Add all the juice and let sit overnight. Serve the next day. DUNNO, HERE IN TEXAS WE MIX IT UP RIGHT AND GET FUCKED UP. YOU MUST BE REFERRING TO SOME JUNGLE MANS JUICE YOU'VE HAD SOME TIME.

I found this more intresting.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1367/ughdu4.png

It's not meant to be amusing, it's just a gift, from me to you. See the topic title?

bahahaha that reminds me let me hijack real quick I went to belize in march this year, met this 17 yr old drug dealer, he's like "DUDE You should love it here" Why? I ask as I size up the small ass nug he just gave me... Because a girl only has to be 14 for you to sleep with her here :rape:

So you enjoyed it then?

Merry Christmas! http://www.machovideo.com/article.php?article=2430

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3293817051776374828&q=%22christmas+light%22 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RIP A GIF OF THE SNOWMAN IN THIS FOR ME:gaykeke:

FIXED.

ROFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NIEC GOT SOME IDEARS NOW

lol:madkeke: that was badass though, thanks--are there any more? does the artist have a website?

should rename it and put it all over torrents Chamillionaire-UGK-ridindirty 260kpbs

http://www.thatlitevideosite.com/view/470 This is what you fucking see bitches.

lol the chorus sounds like the mekka high mekka heiny ho shit from the genie in peewee herman's old show:gaysex2:

amazingly, we dont, and have to wait for news to trickle out of various plastic boxes and machines..radios, T.V.s and such...oddly enough, others even WORK, and dont get time to catch the news..for those...I give thanks for your posting of this, been wanting to see it

/agrees how funny to see who posted first

268 posts? fuck off... you joined last month

ok i just want to say...he is the only one that posted pics...REAL ones...if not arguable ones...BUT you are all raged that you dont have GFs its so laffable...rage the ragers without even trying lmfao...haha and dont ask me to post pics because I dont have a GF! FUCK im retarded for just picking up a chick every couple months and finding an excuse to grow apart after 3 weeks..DAMN ...I SUCK... I also find it disturbing that you would fuck that guys ass b4 you raped his female..SHES GONNA GET GONORRHEA

hahah this is funny, i play ET on occasion and just to let you guys know... it takes like 3-5 TKs to get kicked by PB, sometimes less...so you guys probably wasted more time than it was worth trying to rage these guys... if you want to rage some ppl... start up a clan at http://www.teamwarfare.com and use the newest hacks out on their newest antihack comp mods....that will rage and you will stir up the whole community...and i guarantee that PB/ETPRO wont catch the hacks if they're new...ill fucking give props hahahha i cant believe you guys were TKing...thats like what 9 yr olds do for fun the first time their bro downloads the game...elevate yourselves

lol remove crackpipe from lips? i was tryin to point the fingur at Ganjalf :snivel: