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  1. I'll become famous when I make a device that lets you stab people through your phone....
  2. quashpdarkman posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    This is the same kind of guy who thinks he invented masturbation.
  3. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/quashpdarkman/haha.jpg fixed
  4. Good story. Also, since I'm assuming you can't read japanese, go to 4chan instead of 2chan if you want a good imgboard.
  5. lol, i never said i prefer hentai over real pr0n, i just said grusome anime pictures are worse than real ones to me now. real troll pics don't do it for me anymore, so why draw the line at reality when you have a whole other realm to explore?
  6. When you've desensitized to all real shit, anime does count. Good day to you sir.
  7. Wow, you all think this is bad? I've seen shit that makes this look like a Disney movie.
  8. Before this, you must've thought goatse was the worst picture ever. Goatse isn't as bad as shittingdicknipples, k?
  9. FUNNY SHIT. Also some fresh material for rages. +10 respect to n0t0.
  10. Srsly. This reminds me of when most of Asia restricted access to servers in Korea because they were afraid that their kids were playing too much Ragnarok.... It also reminds me of something even more gay and retarted- Australia banning the new Leisure Suit Larry.
  11. quashpdarkman posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I'd hit it.....with a baseball bat.
  12. quashpdarkman posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    This "lawyer" is about as much as a threat as VAC2, k?
  13. I second that. Srsly, this isn't fucking GameFAQs where people are emo weaboos. 9/11 is a GREAT rage tool, and this guy deserves credit for this. (Even though the pics are lame- they make the somethingawful 9/11 pics seem funny)
  14. Google the DLL's. (There are probably hundreds of sites all about your dillema) As for actual advice, pretty much what everyone else who wasn't an asshat said.
  15. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/quashpdarkman/knock_knock_jesus.jpg Yay for pictures older than the internet! Oh, and yu0 fail at life.
  16. *Insert "owned" macro here*
  17. werd And note to thread maker, get your stats right ***got. The IBM Blue Gene is 360 teraflops, so the most powerful computer as of now is WAY better than 137 teraflops.
  18. LOL Whena group of short, fat vatos get a 6'3" 220lbs gringo mad, they'll fucking scatter like the rats they are.
  19. Once there were these fucking ricers outside my house being loud as hell (mainly due to the coffee-can sized mufflers) and I was annoyed as hell. So I went out, asked them to quiet down, and those wetbacks were like "Ok mang, it's cool, we'll leave". They came back like 10 minutes later louder than they were. This pissed me off to no end, so I went out there with a sledgehammer and literally knocked off this aluminum spoiler this ***got had on his Civic, and the spoiler fell through his rear windshield. Needless to say, I never saw them again.
  20. If you read the evolution comic, their arguement for creationism is so fucking retarted.
  21. That site is telling me to listen to goth metal, masturbate to porrn, do drugs, cut my wrists, have unprotected sex and abort the kid that results from it. THAT SITE RULES! Srsly, tell people NOT to do something and they're bound to do it.
  22. The main reason the ESRB shouldn't be able to do this is simply because the mod isn't part of the stock game. Sure there are some files for it on the game disk, but most of those are textures used throught most of the game, and you still need the hot coffee mod to get the minigame. Perhaps the funniest part is that had the ESRB not given this mod publicity, no mainstream gamer retards (which 98% of GTA's fanbase consists of) would even know it exists. Even now that it's found it's way to cable news, most of the retards that own the game still won't know where to even start to unlock it. So ATTN ESRB: Yu0 fail at life.
  23. quashpdarkman posted a post in a topic in Permanent Threads
    Best fucking thread ever. Keep this one forever. (I'll come up with a photochop tomorrow, I'm too tired right now) Best one: v0dka "VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO!" (Even though I hear that all over 4chan, it's still funny as hell)
  24. quashpdarkman posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    All I can ask is....why? A myg0t server would just attract alot of ***s who hate them, wannabe hax0rs who want to prove they're "leeter than myg0t" by owning the server, and many other people you get from scraping the bottom of the barrel of the human race. No myg0t server- it's pointless.