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first you find a nice public spot, like baggage claim at an airport, then unbutton your pants and unzip your fly. pull your pants to a comfortable position below your knees, and take the squatting posistion. push with all the force your rectum can muster, and squeeze that motherfucker out.

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best fucking thread ever

im atheist but i dont think im superior to anybody. i just think everyone who beleives in an all powerful being that hasnt ever done jack shit for me is inferior. god/gods=nonexistant. just think about the concept for a moment. God is an invisible being that is supposedly made out of love. he is in everything, and he performs miracles, which i have yet to hear about from sources other than the bible. what a load of shit. and besides, ive got better things to do on a sunday morning besidse go to church. like sleep.

who the fuck is dising power rangers, they fucking kick ass. they beat the shit out of monsters all day, and karate the shit out of the air to intimidate the monsters for a half hour before they actually start fighting. completely badass. power rangers are the most heterosexual beings on the face of this planet.

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haha, i love myg0t

"Haha I never realized what pussies the heads of myg0t really are. Its ironic that I found this out in the site's FAQ. Here you guys try to portray yourselves as the "dont fuck with us" types, yet you're pissing in your pants because you got involved with the Source case? And if someone actually does break a law then you say "he was quickly expelled and reported to the proper authorities". Wow, thats too hardcore for me for me guys, im outta here." You should have stopped here, because you make a great fucking point. If your going to do something illegal, dont fucking wet yourself when you get caught. And dont pretend to be badass when you aren't. "I have a piece of advice for anyone who reads this. Stop pretending to play "hacker" and go get laid," What would getting laid solve? besides that questionable sore on your dick that you can now confirm is herpes. "itl do you much more good in the long run than this joke will. Also, if you guys want to prove how tough you really are, how about post your full name and address on this page." That doesn't prove anyone is tough, it proves that you are fucking retarded. posting your full name and address on this page gives pedofiles an easy socket for their plugs (if you are young enough), gives the "proper authorities" your life story and therefore prevents you from doing anything illegal, and tells everyone that you have raged exactly where to go to get even for that game of counter strike where they got teamkilled 60 times, and dead iggers sprayed all over the ground.

"smack tard" oh no you didn't, i know you didn't just call him a smack tard. haha dumbass, dont expect to post anything in these forums without getting raged. and take your shit elsewhere, noone gives a fuck.

you can even just breath into the microphone, everone on live is a pmsing 12 year old. they get pissed at everything, i still like the michael jackson one, they get pissed when ou claim you are jackson. like claiming you are maddox in a forum.

last time i checked, the option to kick a player was given to the teamkilled player after 3 teamkills. Good job, you lose. If pissing people off is getting banned from games, then your right. Even after you get kicked, your teamkill limit is 0, and if you damage a teammate, and then that teazmmate dies by any cause, you will be kicked. have fun dipshits. my way is proven to make people scream obscenities over the mic. also, i thought it was the players rage that was supposed to be funny, not what caused it. spamming "niggers die, white power" isn't even remotely funny. its the peoples reaction's to it that are priceless. the point isnt to make them really think you are michael jackson, the point is to make the speakers on their headset continually talk about feces, sex, and pedophilia in the voice of a man who fucks children.

if you have xbox live with the headset, join a big team battle game and put your mic up to your computer speakers. then go here http://www.ebaumsworld.com/michaeljackson-sb.html and make sure you talk a lot about the feces on the wall, ask how it smells in there, and tell how you like to give children hot milk, cookies, and handcuffs. and dont forget to sing for proof that you really are michael jackson. for bonus rage points get into individual conversations with the players about pedofilia, and ask if you can share their bed tonight

lmao, good times. once the word was crazy, so i drew a swirl of colors, something similar to what you would see on an lsd trip, and i got banned for not sticking to the topic.

dont have any, but ill take some as soon as i can, they ban you pretty quickly, and i have tried changing my ip and using proxies, but neither work, so im assuming its an activex ban. the only way i can get back on is by using a freinds computer. isketch.net another fun thing to do on the site is to go into chatrooms entitled "cyber room xxx" or something like that and give yourself a name like "sxyrose" or something, then offer yourself up as a cyber sex parter. all the little 13 year old boys will private message you like there is no tomorrow, and once you get really into the conversation, reveal that you are actually a male. the person usually leaves the chat right after that

How do you get past a ban that uses activex controls to ban you, im pissing people off in one of those online pictionary things by drawing gay sex, beastiality, and lynchings.

hahahahaha gunbound is the most homoerotic game i have ever played. you don't need hacks to piss people off in that. just spam messages, teamkill, and offer anal sex to anyone with a name similar to "flowergrl564" or "summerbreeze23." if you are asking for a cheat just so you can win and get good stats, go die you fucking precum.

shes on my buddy list as well, she sent me 6 million pics of every part of her body, and she looks exactly like lindsay lohan. she eventually came to my house and we had anal sex 26 times in a row.