Da_Goat

What about the U.S.? From what we've seen going on in the world now, the U.S is the MOST vicious country since they're the only ones that are ACTUALLY bombing people.

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!111!!!SHIFT+1oneone

The goat song by Adam Sandler inspired me. Been using the name for a while now.

Sounds tasty...

You suck at communication as well as life so you might as well quit now kthnx.

If i had a boy i would name him Adolph. If i had a girl i would name her Adolphia

Every real man has a vibrator. Anyways the movie gave me a lollergasm and the music is pretty catchy.

Canada pwns.

You can call the bus driver a pussy if you want, but did anyone notice that he took that entire beating and seamed relatively unharmed. He is teh m3n.

Are you stupid. Even the other MEN on his team wanted to screw him after that shot.

This shows the true tragedy of the tsunami...

Why?

Barney pwns

A semen accident is when you suck so much cock and then swallow such a large quantity of cum that you explode and die. Its known as the White Death.

YUO R T3H HARDCOAR

that song he/she/it was singing is pretty catchy... :eek3d:

"Sparks, an online music producer, said he pushed the mugger aside and was pistol-whipped on the face." roflicious :owned:

Here are a few tasty treats that can assist you in your quest to end life: The Francium Flapjack The Sulphuric Shake The Hand-Grenade Hamburger Bomb Bread Dumplings of Death A few other methods: While on acid, prove to all those losers that didn't believe you about the flying bunny rabbit wrong by jumping off the roof of an extremly tall building to catch it. My personal favorite, fly a plane into the empire state building. I used to want to fly one into the twin towers, but then those alqaida bastards stole my idea.

Its possible if you swallow the francium while its mixed with oil which is how it is stored. You should go try it.

My thoughts exactly. I mean if you didn't have feet would you wear shoes?

Most of you probably won't find this funny or won't even bother eading it because its to long put i'll post it anyways Me: yes well i never even dreamed that the conversation wud turn to such profanity... Girl: ur a profanity Me: thats dosnt make sense... Me: how am i a profanity though explain Girl: u incompetent immature supersonic idiotic brain infected disconnected overloaded candy-coated marble headed jerk! Me: did i say something? Girl: everything Me: i see Girl: zona! Me: a quick question Me: how is my candy coated idiot brain supersonic? Girl: if u dont get it thats not my prob Me: fair enough... Me: u sound kind of like my science teacher... Girl: u sound like hagit the faggit Me: OH NOES!!!!!! Girl: and hagit the faggit wreaks of raw fish Me: hmmmmm Me: he sounds like a pimp then Girl: no way Girl: and its a she Me: ok Me: well then she sounds like a pimp Girl: i saw a real pimp once Me: so have i Me: and ive seen the pimp awards Girl: near holt renfrew Girl: he was wearing a cream suit, a hat and a cane Girl: answer me u profanity Me: ok Me: thats interesting... Me: wat do u want me to say about the pimp Me: did he employ u? Girl: of course Girl: im a pretty expensive whore just so ya know Girl: its in my genes....my intitials are HO Me: well how much do u cahrge then Girl: $69000/h Me: thats pretty expensive Girl: ya well Me: is that like a season pass or sumthing? Girl: no Girl: per hour Girl: want a session? Me: if its going to cost me that much money no Me: actually i dont think i wud do it for free Girl: i think il survive that then Me: u sure about that Girl: yes Girl: but u wont Me: o trust me i will Me: i can not afford this service nor do i want it Girl: suuuuuuuuuure Girl: its the best service in the world Me: well it better be if it costs that much money Girl: u have no idea Me: i think ive had better Me: but ur boyfriend must be super broke though Me: jeez Girl: my bf gets it for free 3 times a day Me: interesting Me: well if u do anal i hope u use the lube then Girl: im sure u and ur boyfriend have enough fun with that for all of us Me: o ya we do Me: wud u like to see his pic? Girl: no he would have to be very ugly i dont need the eyesore Me: ok Me: but its there anyways [switches display pic to the giver] Girl: thats nice why dont u go screw him right now? Me: cant hes not here Girl: aww poor u....i think he doesnt like u anymore Me: well thats ok Me: i mean look wat hes done to me [switches display pic to goatse] Girl: EW THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!! [Receives teh block]

ROFL :wow: That article is perfect except that you should of told him to ingest francium rather than cesium. But gj anyways.

"Well that prayer service should keep them safe in their poorly defended vehicles" ROFL fox got ownzernated

That was roflicious! The washing machine got :owned: