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Use it to buy a real job?

snide has a bigger penis than me, I'm also a gay

can confirm this works, managed to completely fuck up a friends (posts on here occasionally) account. he was on the phone to me for about 20 minutes having a right rage about snide. he was unable to fix it even after deleting everything he could find from MSN. this is brand new, no fix sorted yet. enjoy it.

make your own shitty logo for your shitty band you lazy fucking mexican.

vodka, because he looks like rik mayall http://www.nndb.com/people/809/000060629/rik_mayall.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIQRQqR6AUU&mode=related&search= ok, so you listen to that, and you're serious when you say you think it's enjoyable? it's like listening to the intro for the fucking muppet show.

no one gives a shit if you pretend you like the inaudible warblings of punk ***gets that wear doc martins, tarten trousers and suspenders. you twat.

well, this is a guy i work with- he was ranting about some train crash that had involved to young girls getting killed. take note, that's a kids dinosaur book he's reading in the picture.

YES YOU LOL!:O_o:

i rifked at the uk answer. one of the funniest jokes on here. the font doesn't seem to show up in a quote :(

it's from south park, her accent reminded me of it.

steretyping jews is tehrible

DAYWALKER

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/Kid_dj2005/pictures041.jpg best fucking picture ever.

wrong, those pictures are fake. someone made one on here about a year or two ago saying they'd burned their hand. it's the mouth of a fish photoshopped onto someones finger. i can't remember the name of the fish now though. you really think that's what the inside of a finger looks like?

so many of those are funny as hell. blatently fake, but funny as shitting your pants all the same.

BUT, you're still bragging about buying (probably replica) nazi shit. unless you're a collector of war memorabilia then it's not big/clever. and even if you are, it's still not. so considering you havent said that, i'll assume you might be but want people to think you're cool for getting it? amirite?

made me lol :love:

until someone goes in search of a tasty snack and discovers your weird perverse little arts & crafts project...

german i think. rifktacular, bet he felt like a tool after seeing that on TV.

(insert a stereotypical quip about one of americas' many flaws!) so there.

force up those stupid twunts that sell TOTARLY RAYR EMALE ADDIES!!!! PSFREESELLAR@HOTMAILS.COM SHIT FUCK ME YOU:RE ON THE WAY TO MAKING MONEY TODAY CUNTY

gotta love it. tomtheman- yea it's the original paint, not been sent down a road yet. there's some shoddy parts on it from age, but it's where you can't see without taking it apart so it's all cool.

here's mine; http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/81/dscf0006oz7.jpg only 400cc, 60bhp can't be arsed to find out the other stats on it. but with me being a light bastard, bike at stock (other than the exhaust), and being a 17 year old bike (only 9000 miles on it)- it pulls 0-60 in about 3 seconds. top speed 135mph. fuck all your slow arse penis extension cars. they might be better at top end, but how often do you top over 135 for too long? what a pissing contest this thread is.

that guy is a fucking awesome. she wanted to stop, so to teach her, he grabbed some of HER sick, chucked it in her mouth, then rammed his dick right in after it. a true american hero.