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  1. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Beutiful. I hope your grandpa is feeling fine. OT: I wasn't around when the flash was made, but i bet the second time somebody imitated it, it sucked cock. This is a really bad atempt at that aswell.
  2. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Female tits ( Sorry hodden ) has an healing effect and should be treated with respect. This however does not mean the women owning the tits should be taken seriously or be given any respect whatsoever.
  3. Never claimed i was any good. Just saying thats what matters. Any emo kid can hold a gun. Not every emo kid can fire 5 bullets and get 5 hits. And if you want massfrags, then greneade + lunchtime and shoot everyone not blasted to hell. I want to read it on the e-news, so off you go.
  4. Xerxes penis, ftw.
  5. And then chances are i got 69 years of reflexes left in my body, which she hasn't scinse she started whoring scinse age 8. Just having a gun aint worth that much. Being able to use one at a good rate, thats worth alot.
  6. Potatoes. Straight and simple, no fuzz behind it.
  7. How about one with barney the dinosaur on it? Cute for the girlies ey. Otherwise, if you wanna go for russian rapist, id say a bee. Its a symbolical thing in russian prisons. ( Bitches dosn't know bout my russian prisons ) Watch out for crazy bitches wearing one of theese things, i wouldn't agree on someone tearing one off. The it would instantly turn into PUNISHMENT RAPE TIME instead of PLEASURE RAPE TIME.
  8. I dont like the idea to have things inserted into my penis. And if i for that matter somehow ended up drunk as fuck and had one done, id make sure it looked awesome. The thing displayed on the pics looks like something a russian rapist would have.
  9. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    18/M/SWEDEN :) I like computers, parties, death metal. I wanna work as a journalist, and sell peoples secrets and earn alot of cash for little work, the american dream. I find it quite hard to express myself to a gang of supertrolls like yourselfs. So, troll me :)
  10. Sentry, you need to train your reading skills, you cant even spot really bad irony, which wasn't even funny. On topic, hl4 will feature the truth. G-man is really how gabe wants to look like, but he still thinks he is far to poor to fatsuck all that freedom fries out of his body.
  11. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in Flames
    In war sex and Magic the gathering, Everything is allowed.
  12. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    First of all, id like to say im quite happy to see you enjoy, believe or whatever in the illuminati makong. I do aswell, even though i do belive that the illuminati is a collective name of alot of other groups. George W bush shouldn't be president at all ( How people simply could vote him in another time is beyond me ). I read alot of Davidickeforum.com, alot of crazy stuff but some people there has good things to say. On aliens and the videos posted here, they are cool. Aliens might exist, especially scinse the chance for their existance is bigger then the existance of a god. And btw, David Icke likes the reptoids, and its alot of crap. All shape shifiting pictures are bullshit. Reptiles on our thrones, a story from the man behind " I am gods son, Love personified ". - Watch the skies, and smash a camera. Destroy big brother -
  13. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in Flames
    Damn, chloroform just works so much faster. Douse rag in chloroform Aproach girl Chokehold with the rag Happy suprise buttsecks :)
  14. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in Flames
    Ariane is a bitch, where is the option to douse a rag in chloroform?
  15. Aw fuck :/ all this time, saying i was a swede, doing sigs n shit, only to be pwned by sheep discovering my real location in denver :(. Sadly, it really is mikey :(
  16. http://www.*******.com/chaoticlife05 He is the grand asspirate. And he wants you to meet him in Denver for manloving.
  17. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    No. Atleast fucking google it once before popping that random shit out of your ass. Lent, didnt even know about such shit. But after reading this thread, i must say that its one of those things ive put on my "things to throw to hell" list. hooden ate my little brother. :(
  18. dont need a test to know im quite patriotic. its just that sweden dosnt make me proud to be a swede. sadly thats true. and i wouldnt be a nazi. hating ppl without a reason is weak. everyone has their own reason to be hated. color / race is not enough. know the person, know why he must die, then do the dirty work
  19. sadly you couldnt see my irony 40, havent talked to you so i should had left a hint :( anyway, first time sex threads is cool. ive never had sex but been close. ive chosen not to have it due to girls offering sexual pleasure being fugly. call it gay or whatever i dont fuck ugly girls. :)
  20. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Hey. Im not gonna say your low for stealing shit from small boys. Everyone knows that thats the new fad. The thing is, that "uniqe" foam disc launcher of yours is avavible over here for about $10, and you get like 60 extra foam discs to it. If you want one, im sure google could had hooked you up with one. Oh, i forgot, you live in the uk, you have SO much more shit then the rest of the world, and you consume SO much more then the rest of the world that you just couldnt find something even resembling that. And if the rumors are correct, then your in no way of calling anybody but yourself for fat. and btw, stop stealing pics from google, we all know your arm couldnt fit in the picture
  21. Welcome back jim bob. Anyway, all metal guys ( not including power metal guys ) does not dress in leather and such shit. And about the jesus music, id say thats about how gay you can come when it comes to music. Bands i like: In Flames, Dark tranquillaty, Cannibal corpse, Behemoth, Children of bodom, Old mans child, Satyricon, Abyssaria, Arch enemy, Amon amarth, Kovenant, Enslaved by beauty and the oh so godly Sportlov. just to name a few
  22. Congratz. Im happy that i, the most loved swede in the myg0t community is the first to tell you this.
  23. Its a fucking tragedy you didnt try to register an account a bit later then you did. Damn ppl call me retarded. Id say its aight to listen to trance. Im not one to judge really. But saying only scandinavian trance, wtf. You got some major issues, and im not talking about all the other shit ive seen you posting around here. And if anybody is a nig-ger lover its you by far. Anyway, malum made a thread like this a time back. to get more fact about good music, read that thread.
  24. I support that, where do i order my MAKONG FOR DALAI LAMA 2k6 offical sticker?
  25. Necrophorus posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Id say a classic one, shotgun vs face.