Seas
I just like to give a startup help for all newbies, so they dont have to ask the same question over and over again.
Umm, I think its nothing really new for all of you 50+ post users here, but hey... i think theyre not more then 1% of all -.-
The following list contains some rage instructions and tactics, with which i ruined countless CSS sessions.
1. STEP:
Hacks:
"Cheating is a valuable weapon in our arsenal of raging tools."
I suggest either the Angryhack (good skin/wallhack etc, works for most of users) or the Duke 0.2 hack (also nice, comes with usefull crosshair-hack, easy install)
You can get both of em here so please stop asking for "super-puper uber hacks" or whatever...
Install the hack ("the readme is a valuable weapon in our ....")
Hint: dont try to get more then 1 d3d hack working ;)
Scripts:
Try to get following scripts: Anti-Recoil, chatspam and voicespam (powered by: myg0t), usp spam, flashlight spam, perfect crouchjump (for reaching certain spots on the map).
As you see, spamming is a valuable weapon too, but well talk later more about that.
Make sure, that everything is working correctly.
Get your cheats ready BEFORE you join a session.
Then join a game...
STEP 2:
Our game of choice:
-should preferably be crowded (10 players and more)
=> our task is, to empty the game without getting banned
-should be WITHOUT or with INACTIVE ADMIN/CONSOLEGUY
=> see above: prevents from beeing kicked
-MIGHT have the gay ADMIN plugin
=> prevents us from using brute spawnkilling techniques, but gives some new interesting options...
STEP 3:
So when we joined our game, what we should NOT do is, start laming in the "omg 1 k1ck Ur s1lly fckyng a5535!!1!!"-style.
Thats one method.
I prefer a different more subtile one.
Phase 1:
At first we'll gonna play some quite rounds.
We're not gonna rule all those "n00bs". We're not abusing other players. We
're not using our spam scripts or voicespam.
JOIN WITH A NORMAL (visible!) NAME.
We need to find out:
a) if there is an ADMIN and/or CLANMEMBERS (which will immediately call the ADMIN bastard)
b) if they are some other hackers/lamers/TKers
c) if there is a popular player/hero-nerd/perfectskiller who is admired by other players etc.
If there is no admin well start
Phase 2:
At first we're gonna steal the name of some player of Category b) or c) (see above).
Stealing names is easy as pie.
For example, if our victim is called "/3lade" (yea really nerd style), all what we have to do is to insert an ascci symbol which looks like a space but isnt one.
To create that symbol, all we have to do is HOLD the ALT button, and type to our numpad 0160 release your ALT and voila, there is your fakespace.
For our example you have to type: "/3lade "
(Noticed where the fake space is? Its at the end of the name right before the Gänsefüsschen-oben)
change your nick as often as possible.
Tip: when your in console, press ARROWUP or ARROWDOWN to get older written comands faster, so that u dont have to retype them every time.
Its also possible to create an "invisible" by entering the fakespace ONLY, as you name. Some really nervous admins will kick you, when you join with no name. Always remember that.
So we stole the name, preferably by one of the top players or top noobs of this session and now we will go to the REALLY funny stuff:
STEP 4:
TEAMATTACKING
Woot, hasn't it to be "Teamkilling"?? Well ummmm.... no...
In fact, WE're NOT going to KILL a Teammate, were gonna make them kill us, because even if the server is NOT running the gay adminplugin, we have to stay one round in spec after killing a Teammate.
So how can we PISS of the other players so much (without killing them), that they kill us??
At first we need a quiet weapon with light damage.
The CT got the perfect weapon for TA (Teamattack), the schmitt [pos 3-1]
Its silenced, cheap, and the damage rate is small.
A silenced usp is ok too, but even the knife (omg PRIMARY mode!!) is a deal.
Of course with knife its not THAT easy to pretend, that the other guy (whose name we stole) attacked, but believe me, it P I S S E S of people in no time, and after max 2 rounds of scratchin' around, the first teammate will kill you.
Always AIM FOR THE FEET.
PS: another easy way to annoy your teammates is to stand excessively in their way. believe me some players will even kill you for that.
After beein' killed all you have to do is start your TEXT- and VOICESPAM (<-- if someone is asking for mute just answer "MUTE = F10!!!" believe it or not, 3 or more players will suddenly leave the game...)
With the admin plugin you'll be able to either slay or blind the TK for 1 round. Use it ;)
Always remember, at the beginning of the round, try to appear innocent and just like you are the victim (do not fire back), but with the round progressed, you should try to hit as many teammates as possible.
You always have to investigate the situation but dont forget to take some screenies which you can post in the image forums here ;)
At this point you can use all of your scripts and start swearing and insulting.
STEP 5:
With the rage progressed, more and more people will cry for an admin.
Simply rejoin and make your name adminlike.
Now type "cl_cmdrate 0" without the Gänsefüsschen to get a fake ping.
Your real ping on the scoreboard will now be replaced by a fake ping which is usually <10. Now you can pretend to be the admin, and you can attack almost every Person on the server. You will even get backup by some enraged people, so you dont have to do the "dirty work" to KILL the player. Just attack him one or twice (remember: aim for the feet) and the other ppl will do the rest.
...to be continued, if not deleted by [myg0t]mod
(Tried to write it in the most understandably way... sry if you cant understand certain things... hey im german an not THAT good at school in english... PM to me )