Housemaster

HOLY SHIT. Duracell said something I competely agree with.

LOLLERcoaster... owned.

Once when I was in grade 9. We had this science teacher and he was a real fag, and on one of the first days of classes we were all answering questions about ourselves. Then he asked everyone why we should all do good in science. And then I said "so we don't end up a stupid asshole like you." And he cried, and didn't come back for like two weeks, I think he had a break down or something.

LOL. Remove the creases haha nice.

Its a legitimate question. I already knew the answer man, but fuck off vodka, he didn't say anything retarded. Just asked a question. And the answer is no, b/c Valve doesn't have the time to deal with individual cases. They could be faked anyways, and they prolly get about 1000 of them a day as it is.

Thank you... I think maybe I will go to next E3, and just hug him. :wow:

Haha cool. I live in Calgary, you Ralph Klein insulting bastard... :dfinger:

DON'T EVER FUCKING INSULT RALPH KLEIN ASSHOLE.

I could look at this thread for hours! BTW, kick ass collage butt_plug. :wow:

I voted for the goatse option. It sounded good. I think you should have had option D, which could have been B & C combined. I would have voted for that then.

That made me rifk haha.

HE IS MY GOD.

IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY LIFE GOAL TO HAVE BUTT SEX WITH GABE NEWELL. GABE, I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, COME TO ME LOVER. :gaysex:

You have to try jerking off to Gabe Newell at least once. Only then will you understand the undescribable pleasure that it brings.

I was about to stop watching when he finally killed the woodpecker... that was an interesting flash.... :shrug:

I WANT MORE PICTURES OF GABE ASAP PLZ.

UM OH MY GOD FUCK YOU THAT BREAST HAD HOLES IN IT WHAT THE FUCK OMFG FUCK MY EYES YOU FUCKER I ACTUALLY GAGGED JESUS CHRIST I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE ANYTHING SICKER THAN THAT GUY CUTTING OFF HIS PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OUCH OUCH OUCH FUCK THAT MAKES GOAT.CX LOOK PLEASANT FUCK FUCK FUCK.

LOL. This thread is just getting better and better. I mean masturbating to Gabe Newell, fucking a cat, and using your crap as masturbating lube! THIS THREAD ROCKS!

RIFK HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA THAT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST WOKE UP EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK, I hate seeing that picture... I kinda want to know what the fuck inspired that guy to do it, and how he managed to do it calmly, and take pics and everything... fuck.

LOL. Sounds like fun :wow:

Sorry, you are right. Looking at those beautiful Gabe picks, I should be able to come faster than normal. I will make it my personal goal for 20 times a day. Maybe we could arrange some sort of masturbation contest?

I want to make sweet, romantic, love to Gabe Newell. Thank you so much for the wonderful Gabe Newell collage, as I am going to get it blown up as a picture and put it on my wall. I will masturbate to it 12 times a day.

LOL nice.

Shut up nigger. You're a furry faggot.