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my interweb c0ck owns your faces! do do dodoladoo:gaysex2: :naughtyd:

k ill get right on that ***. The guy was built like a rock he's 22 or 23 and I'm 18 no way did I wanna fuck up my car and my face so thanks go die now.

k w0w thanks for that pointless post. It's not like I did'nt warn him, IT WAS A FUCKING accident his own stupidity for parking behined me and bashing my car in. When the pics from ICBC come in I'll post them up, but he expects me to give him money for his stupidity. You and him should have secks and make stupid babies and fly off a bridge together.

It's a long read but its hella funny! This story takes place at a friends BBQ, as I was driving I hit a pot hole going 90 KM/h in a 70 km/h zone and boom my front left wheel went flat but it was like around 11:30 pm so no one e-c00l was out and I didnt wanna stop on the high way to pull over and I figured my friend lives another 5 mins away so I can bare the noise. L0l so as I'm driving fucking up my rim on my 2004 Nissan Altima I finally get to my friends house and aside from him living up a fucking mountain and me with a flat tire and a broken emergency brake (to much drifting :p). I finally park it up hill with my steering wheel turned all the way to the right, everyone was telling me to park it on the lower level so I could change my tire and park it up hill again, so as I started reversing this fucktard with his souped up 2005 Honda Accord parks behind me and since its outside and around 12:10 am and his shitty honda is pure black (what a ***0t color) I hit the edge of his car causing a 1 inch scratch on his bumper...this is where it got good lol he got so RAGED he got out of his car and started swearing and throwing his fist around so I looked at him and said stfu thats when he blew it he kicked my tail-light (broke my right one) punched my trunk (denting it) elbowed my left side passanger window (cracked it) kicked the driver side door (dented it) broke my antenna then his retarded friends finally decided to hold him off and grabbed him and pushed him away, so through all of this I'm in my car raged as shit my car being fucked up, oh well. He calms down and he gets all guilty and apologizes and what not. Anyways he calls me up every single day saying I owe him $450 for his scratch I simply reply with "FUCK OFF!" so he did fuck off for like 1 week then he calls me up again and starts saying shit like "Im gonan fucking burn you're house down", "give me my fucking money", "me and my friends are gonna fucking break into you're house" So I called the cops we all took a nice trip to ICBC (My insurance company) and we got a court date....AND I FUCKING WON!! He looked so raged...it was one of those courts with no jury. So he is sentenced 1 year in jail his drivers license is suspanded up to 4 years with no points added during those 4 years, and after 4 years he starts back at level 1 (%5 discount) L0L. Anywas the accident took place like 4 months ago and the court date happend 1 month ago and I bring this up now because as I was checking my mail I received check for $8570 from ICBC / his family for my damages! Anyone who posts a positve comment will get $100 lol ;) PS: During the court he kept giving me the finger and dirty looks with his shitty suit, then when the judge told him ROAD RAGE is bad he started tearing and saying he was drunk and he got "dared" to do it, lmao what a pussy.

you're raged by woman lets have seks now

The FBI would'nt goto that extreme for a simple crime by a home user will they? I know a crime is a crime but would'nt they get more moeny from say if a giant company was doing this instead?

HEY GUYS!!! I survived it was awesome omg best feeling ever. So my appoitment was at 3:00 pm but they kept calling pushing it earlier and earlier till it was at 1:30 pm. I get there I sit for 2 mins, my dad fills in the insurance form...crap it costs $550.99 per tooth!? total was around $2900 l0l...insruance covered 80% so when I finally got in taking my time in no rush, I get seated surprised at all the tools they were going to use. Explaining the procedure and so on. I get told to relax my arm while she hooks up the I.V. my whole right side of my body feels all chilled and she tells me this wont make me sleep, the nurses continue talking for 2 mins or so and then out of no where I dont remember anything else I just feel asleep. When I woke up I had these gauze pads in my mouth which I had to keep pressure on to stop all the explosive bleeding, my face was so numb I enjoyed it though best sleep ever :). Also I did'nt get any pain killers :( since I'm only 18 the oral surgen said there was no need since I should'nt feel any pain because my third molders where coming in straight just not enough room in my mouth for them. I did get Tylenol 3 extra strength and some antibotics to decrease the inflammation. I did get stitches and they dissolve in 3-7 days. My jaw is starting to feel better and I'm already eating soft foods again :D <3 you all. If any of you are getting them pulled out dont worry about it! It's really not bad. I got some free Powerade and Vitamin supplements. PS: Thanks for caring <3<3<3 you are all m3n :D

I chose the I.V. over the Laughing Gas. I could use some sleep.

thats so sweet of you <3 best friends for life k!? I hear the Painkillers are the shit and i should smuggle some:bowrofl:

Im getting my Wisdoms removed in 15 hours...anyone else experiance it? please flame my wisdom teeth now so they numb up and die.

Google knows best lol it works for "[myg0t]qs2 isnt a whore" lol:bowrofl: PS: Search for miserable failure http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3383/clipboard4yn1vq.jpg Hahaha, Google becomes psychic

rifk lollllllll:lolsign:

LoL fuck tupac and piss on his grave dirty nigger!

you suck nigger

since when do niggers get there own games? :dunno: http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/03/01/news_6119446.html

im still waiting for a group hug guys haha:ghugugh:

funniest thread ever

use your own advice i got no reason to die nigger, now go fist yourself:dfinger:

congrats for being the DUMBEST fuck alive...stupid fuckin white peice of american shit go kill yourself.Now! Please do the same and just die and remember fuck faces: when you slit your wrist its across the street not down the highway.

fuck the US:dfinger:

banana cocks:dfinger: fuck nuke England while your at it no one likes you