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Don't do much screenshotting so I can't help you there, but if you click your left and right mouse buttons a few times really fast you can get your mouse back after minimizing BF2. Works for me anyway.

So I turned on my computer today and some slightly funky shit started happening. 1: The "select an account" menu appears, even though I only have one Windows user account on this box. I have never had this menu appear before, and definitely didn't set it to appear. 2: After booting up, my NVidia firewall tells me something has interfered with it and that it will now fix the problem for me. (I assume something disabled one of its services...) 3: I notice that the icon for the retarded XP SP2 "Security Center" is appearing in my Control Panel. I am pretty sure it wasn't there before (I disabled the thing's service right after installing Windows), but can't be positive. All that shit would be fixable and not that big a deal except that now, when I try to open certain "subsections" of the control panel, like the services monitor (services.msc) or the User Accounts manager, they crash or freeze with an Internet Explorer script error ("An error has occured in the script on this page.") The only things I've done recently are installing a TV tuner card and downloading Windows Media Player 10 (I was trying to fix a problem I've been having with WMP 9). My specs: Athlon 64 2500+ DFI Lanparty NF4 SLI-DR XFX GeForce 6800 GT PCIE 2x 250GB Western Digital SATA2 Hard Drives (RAID 1) Win XP w/ SP2 Built In So, anyone have any ideas what the fuck is going on here? I'm gonna go try uninstalling WMP 10 and rolling back to an earlier restore point... Edit: Fuck, uninstalling WMP 10 didn't help, and System Restore crashes witht he error "The procedure entry point ?log@CLog@@QAAKHKGPADQAEKZZ could not be located in the dynamic link library aswCmnB.dll." Edit2: Aha, a Google search of that error turned up a single result, which claims that the problem is caused by Avast antivirus software, which I am using... Time to uninstall... Edit3: Yeah, it was the malicious script blocking feature of Avast Pro having a hissy fit. Everything's fixed now except for the user account menu appearing at bootup, for some reason. Should be an easy fix though. Edit4: Apparently my TV Tuner software helpfully installed the .NET framework without asking me, which helpfully created an account called "ASP.NET Machine Account" without asking me, which disabled the automatic logon feature (it only works when there is just one account on the computer).

Wow! A dawning realization has just swept over me, and suddenly I decide that YES, I DO care what Amazon.com and your sister think! :wow:

I'm saddened and amazed that none of you idiots have realised this is a joke yet... "Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column at http://www.borowitzreport.com and is the author of a new book, The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers."

Anyone who cares about not seeing Harry Potter book 6 spoilers and was browsing Harry Potter forums near the release date is a dipshit. :shrug: Also, people saying it's for little kids are either retarded or are just sheep, immitatating the retards because they think it makes them look cool. If you think the books suck, fine whatever, but saying it's for little kids when like 50% of the readers are over 16 just marks you as inbred.

Consoles are the game machine of mindless dumbfucks everywhere. I wouldn't buy a console to save my own life. If there's an exceptionally good game on one that hasn't been emulated yet I'll play it at my friend's house. I will then return home and take a very thorough shower. :puke:

Shut up please. :hahano:

RIFK :rofl:

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xSpeedPro works in every game I've tried it in, including a MMORPG... It was funny as shit running around at like mach 10 in an MMO. I also tried outrunning people in like 3 seconds in Need for Speed Underground 2, it was hillarious. :bowrofl:

Not sure exactly what kind of name change script you want, but I made one that lets you change your name to different random real-looking CS player names (stolen fom Psychostats pages) constantly. Makes it kind of hard for the stupider admins out there to kick/ban you, and spams lots of annoying shit in the chat. You can have it if you want it: alias NameSpam Name0; alias Name0 "name -[bLS]-N|ghtTerror^; alias NameSpam Name1;" alias Name1 "name Hand-Cuffs; alias NameSpam Name2;" alias Name2 "name K1|straw; alias NameSpam Name3;" alias Name3 "name float; alias NameSpam Name4;" alias Name4 "name -[bLS]-Twin40; alias NameSpam Name5;" alias Name5 "name [rdS]|GraviS*|>]; alias NameSpam Name6;" alias Name6 "name -(MP)-Stealth(V)onkey; alias NameSpam Name7;" alias Name7 "name K1|Atma[-u$c-]; alias NameSpam Name8;" alias Name8 "name [HK][O]bliteratoR; alias NameSpam Name9;" alias Name9 "name (=NBT=)bahamut; alias NameSpam Name10;" alias Name10 "name [rdS]|Rapid-Fire|Fx]; alias NameSpam Name11;" alias Name11 "name [KayonE]Oxycodone15mcg; alias NameSpam Name12;" alias Name12 "name K1|whereangelsfall; alias NameSpam Name13;" alias Name13 "name Drazal; alias NameSpam Name14;" alias Name14 "name sunman; alias NameSpam Name15;" alias Name15 "name -[bLS]-Taco; alias NameSpam Name16;" alias Name16 "name resesive; alias NameSpam Name17;" alias Name17 "name -(MP)-Deathfire; alias NameSpam Name18;" alias Name18 "name HC; alias NameSpam Name19;" alias Name19 "name -[bLS]-Ambrosia; alias NameSpam Name20;" alias Name20 "name Cygnus-X1; alias NameSpam Name21;" alias Name21 "name -[bLS]-BlaDe; alias NameSpam Name22;" alias Name22 "name [NoC-D]shadowfax.*chc; alias NameSpam Name23;" alias Name23 "name -|[FxR]|-SpArTiCuS; alias NameSpam Name24;" alias Name24 "name NsD|2bit; alias NameSpam Name25;" alias Name25 "name -[bLS]-bahamut; alias NameSpam Name26;" alias Name26 "name Red; alias NameSpam Name27;" alias Name27 "name [NoC-D]no1SOB; alias NameSpam Name28;" alias Name28 "name <TAC>Josh; alias NameSpam Name29;" alias Name29 "name samsizzle; alias NameSpam Name30;" alias Name30 "name 2bit; alias NameSpam Name31;" alias Name31 "name c-men; alias NameSpam Name32;" alias Name32 "name [NoC-D]Zanaduz; alias NameSpam Name33;" alias Name33 "name -[bLS]-YeOM5-; alias NameSpam Name34;" alias Name34 "name -[bLS]-kenshin; 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alias NameSpam Name53;" alias Name53 "name thief; alias NameSpam Name54;" alias Name54 "name -ice9[beowulf]; alias NameSpam Name55;" alias Name55 "name BriNg3m0uT; alias NameSpam Name56;" alias Name56 "name -|[FxR]|-Moshi:D; alias NameSpam Name57;" alias Name57 "name K1|outteh; alias NameSpam Name58;" alias Name58 "name [NoC-D]Ender'sGame; alias NameSpam Name59;" alias Name59 "name -|[FxR]|-Krippler; alias NameSpam Name60;" alias Name60 "name -[bLS]-Wolfey; alias NameSpam Name61;" alias Name61 "name [NoC-D]Toby; alias NameSpam Name62;" alias Name62 "name -[N.t.K]-[silver-Spirit]-[Mp3]-; alias NameSpam Name63;" alias Name63 "name [rdS]|iceh|[-u$c-]; alias NameSpam Name64;" alias Name64 "name Triflin; alias NameSpam Name65;" alias Name65 "name <TAC>ru$t; alias NameSpam Name66;" alias Name66 "name Atma|Fx; alias NameSpam Name67;" alias Name67 "name wolrd; alias NameSpam Name68;" alias Name68 "name [NoC-D]uD~R^V^D; alias NameSpam Name69;" alias Name69 "name [TBT]BumboClot; alias NameSpam Name70;" alias Name70 "name ~NaVy_$eAl~187; 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alias NameSpam Name89;" alias Name89 "name PeepEE; alias NameSpam Name90;" alias Name90 "name [NoC-D]Lambada; alias NameSpam Name91;" alias Name91 "name [NoC-D]{Type~R}Killa_J; alias NameSpam Name92;" alias Name92 "name uD~CoMfOrT?[<3]sG^; alias NameSpam Name93;" alias Name93 "name 7Firefighter7; alias NameSpam Name94;" alias Name94 "name K1|Headshot; alias NameSpam Name95;" alias Name95 "name [rdS]|Cuda22|>]; alias NameSpam Name96;" alias Name96 "name +method; alias NameSpam Name97;" alias Name97 "name K1|DTP-]OSF[-; alias NameSpam Name98;" alias Name98 "name -[bLS]-Wicket; alias NameSpam Name99;" alias Name99 "name Arbiter; alias NameSpam Name100;" alias Name100 "name _; alias NameSpam Name101;" alias Name101 "name [*Sh*]|*BlOoD$tRiKe*; alias NameSpam Name102;" alias Name102 "name *Sky-GoGt'ASSJ4; alias NameSpam Name103;" alias Name103 "name S!DiuS; alias NameSpam Name104;" alias Name104 "name LolIsh; alias NameSpam Name105;" alias Name105 "name TeamOFDarknes*<Spokeman>; alias NameSpam Name106;" alias Name106 "name Monstro; alias NameSpam Name107;" alias Name107 "name h1roshyMa; alias NameSpam Name108;" alias Name108 "name MyDoom; alias NameSpam Name109;" alias Name109 "name .:Gouli:.lemeurtrieur; alias NameSpam Name110;" alias Name110 "name Rag0r; alias NameSpam Name111;" alias Name111 "name LaMouette; alias NameSpam Name112;" alias Name112 "name Ploetmann; alias NameSpam Name113;" alias Name113 "name .:Gouli:.pleupleu; alias NameSpam Name114;" alias Name114 "name RfF-Jeeny^laM@liNe; alias NameSpam Name115;" alias Name115 "name Avril; alias NameSpam Name116;" alias Name116 "name neTbu$; alias NameSpam Name117;" alias Name117 "name Clane[fk]; alias NameSpam Name118;" alias Name118 "name Kahlgar-; alias NameSpam Name119;" alias Name119 "name HxC.Session*Vencer<Pierre>; alias NameSpam Name120;" alias Name120 "name Team.PoH|FaYa; alias NameSpam Name121;" alias Name121 "name Thales; alias NameSpam Name122;" alias Name122 "name SCHNAPPI; alias NameSpam Name123;" alias Name123 "name kaak; alias NameSpam Name124;" alias Name124 "name Krower; alias NameSpam Name125;" alias Name125 "name WildPony; alias NameSpam Name126;" alias Name126 "name I'mPro'Z; alias NameSpam Name127;" alias Name127 "name functioN; alias NameSpam Name128;" alias Name128 "name eldisoppp; alias NameSpam Name129;" alias Name129 "name Affendachs; alias NameSpam Name130;" alias Name130 "name RockLee; alias NameSpam Name131;" alias Name131 "name -oP-::SmH; alias NameSpam Name132;" alias Name132 "name PomPiste; alias NameSpam Name133;" alias Name133 "name V!rTu@**Quest; alias NameSpam Name134;" alias Name134 "name Serenity<3F; alias NameSpam Name135;" alias Name135 "name K; alias NameSpam Name136;" alias Name136 "name o.nb<MaMouT>; alias NameSpam Name137;" alias Name137 "name Mr.Mister; alias NameSpam Name138;" alias Name138 "name empty; alias NameSpam Name139;" alias Name139 "name GreatPlayernqkenseN*; alias NameSpam Name140;" alias Name140 "name hAqX0ne; alias NameSpam Name141;" alias Name141 "name kamper_z_wiezy; alias NameSpam Name142;" alias Name142 "name hunsvotti; alias NameSpam Name143;" alias Name143 "name Dwah; alias NameSpam Name144;" alias Name144 "name *owlla.tw3d; alias NameSpam Name145;" alias Name145 "name PIOUPIOU; alias NameSpam Name146;" alias Name146 "name dafan; alias NameSpam Name147;" alias Name147 "name lusmu|naattori; alias NameSpam Name148;" alias Name148 "name s1ms^_; alias NameSpam Name149;" alias Name149 "name ^Onk^; alias NameSpam Name150;" alias Name150 "name beufieu; alias NameSpam Name0;" Cheers.

http://forumspam.articblue.nl/post_related/stupid/images/0067.jpg In any case, ICQ blows bear cocks. I want a fucking screen name that I and other people can actually remember, not a five million digit number, thanks.

If you mean CS servers, they don't use it (as far as I know). It's only for other games like Quake 3.

RIFL Nice, if it's for real, I didn't try it.

I'll check it out.