myg0tKonArtis

lol i thought badazz was like, 17 guess the poor english leads me to think of younger pplz HAPPY BIRTHDAY BADAZZ GONNA SIT DOWN WITH A NOVEL BY THE FIRE AND DRINK A GLASS OF WINE? LOL OLD :D Best Regards :D -Kon

im raged. they're OBVIOUSLY using my fucking likeness and i'm not recieving any compensation for this. ALSO, my beard is way more badass than mr. steal my likeness's is. you can tell in teh sheer volume. can you guys tell that i condition my beard? sometimes, it's actually soft to the touch! gosh i love my beard u guys, i'm glad 2 see my beard has so many homoerotic fanboys. however, i need some help deciding a beard/hair style for the upcoming SPRING season. everyone knows the grizzly adams look is SO winter '06... need something fresh and sexy for '07 guys, help me out! also, i'm thinking of contacting geico. bring the fucking annoying gecko back and keep me off of television! EDIT : also, http://animation.dreamworksfansite.com/shrek/design/headers/header_shrek.jpg

lawl noe one cares abt your score or opinions fgt. waste of life also, raging and playign legit both CAN be fun and both CAN be easy in other words, fuck your n00b self :wow: :hahano: ***gots.

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john winthropp needs b& from forums...... no need to quote plz and stop useing my bandwidths srsly

maT's hair looks a lil wet.... did you guys shower together before making the cake?, while it was baking perhaps... also, it looks like pancakes w/ a jizm/flour mixture added to the top if showered 2gether - 7/10 otherwise - 3/10

for referance : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTjXZ5mYC6M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU3iCD9bfIc&mode=related&search= the song: http://dkay.centelia.net/KLEE_IS_DA_BAWSS.mp3

ems career started goign downhill at 'the eminem show' the proof track is aight, and a few from stat THE PISTOL PISTOL REMIX IS FIRE other than that this album sucks fucking cock. -themanagement

if u want to fap to that pic it's ok

lol, christmas

ALL OTHER CHRISTMAS THREADS NOW CONSIDERED OBSOLETE http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1204/epicma4.jpg

<3 myg0t forums simply for the fact that everyone KNOWS everyone else is raged due to their forums posts. most common posts include 'lol, raged.' and 'blah blah blah i'm not raged BECAUSE blah blah' and 'lol *** is raged, look @ his post!@!@!!! LOL' and, last but not least, 'LOL, FCXKING RAGED!' <3 myg0t forums, <3 myg0t, <3 the spirit of rage BTW, GOOD USE OF WORDS 'INFERENCE' and 'INFLECTION' for the GED crowd, dictionary.com is ur best bet

i spit raps that split caps, so sit back and hit that... like it's a fat blunt... liek a bitch with a fat cunt, i'm like 'HOE WHAT YO ASS WANT?/??' she like 'jus a lil dick papi', that's sick mami

FUCKING RIFK. this isn't actually a real post, just letting u knwo i'm rifken @ this. like rly rly rifken. honestly. ghaghaghhaghahghahga. peopel r looken @ me funny cuz i'm like fanatically laughign and typign frantically and i look like a serial killer to begin with. so, thanks for making SURE it's impossible to date any chix form thsi job [myg0t]wav for annual rifk awards 2006 just kidding... usually you aren't that funny =/

ok, so i work in the TAKIGN PHONE ORDERS AND CUSTOMER SERVICE CALLS for vermont teddy bear company adn a few others. and i SWEAR to you. there are only a few types of people that work in this department. chicks [some fat & ugly, some FJUCKING SMOKING] ***gots [lol.] and me. [kid that needs extra money to support an ounce-a-week weeeed habit] ass you can see, this leaves me feeling, well, a little 'out of place' due to the fact that i am netiher 1) a ***got nor 2) a chick [although i do have a nice set of breasts...] also, do not give a fuck that this is off-topic =D [due to gayness level of SIX presented by this thread] and now i will tell u how i maximize my un-productivity and am able to be paid for trollign myg0t forums OK, SO. when i get OUT of a phone call, i return to the bottom of the 'recieve calls in this order' list. [meaning, as people recieve calls, you are moved closer to the TOP of the list, when you're at the top, you recieve a call] however, if you hit the 'make busy' button [usually for dealing with CS issues] you are also taken to the bottom of the list when you come BACK form make busy. SO, being the natural lazy fat 'pay-me-for-doing-nothing' type of guy that i am, i exploit this system to the fucking fullest by pressing 'make busy' and taking myself off real quickly every five minutes or so :D needs to be quick cause they monitor how long you are on make busy :( so, friends, take advantage of this should you ever work in a 'call center' for a company. also, i'm still so fucking dissapointed that i can't stalk girls through this website *sigh* best regards, [myg0t]KonArtis may the fat be with you...... and also with you, and you

this thread is worthless. JUST liek the other 'ask jesus thread', along with everyone who has posted in favor and/or approval of either thread. also included is posting in the merry-nature of general asshattery displayed in both and/or either thread. votes for deletion count : 1

wow, i was SO excited with the possible stalking/rape uses that this amazing tool could offer that i didn't even bother to read all the replies. so i click on the link [from my WORK pc] and smiel tomyself as i get hard thinkgin about raping and violating. so i type in the # bloop bloop beeeeeeeeeeeeeep BAM DIX IN UR FAEC and i'm all like 'dooooood, i'm at WORK! =X' and sitting in cubicle with 3 chix, but apprently no one saw the assfukken gif. if they would have, i guarantee i would have been fired =X gg myg0t forums, adding the daily spice to my life btw cinnamon is a GAY spice. as are cloves

how many worthless cretins, not questioning anything, taking everything at face value and consuming everything you put infront of them does it take to change the world? or even more shocking, YOUR life? Answer? Just one. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,226348,00.html?sPage=fnc.national/crime this kid is fukcing m3n. nomination for presidency of myg0t is initiated NOW. btw i am in no way implying that this lil ***g0t changed the world

entire intent of deleting post was so that not everyone could read taht terrible-ness that i almost attempted to call rap =o as far as the OTHER rap post goes, YALL CANNOT TOUCH THEKID K. IM LIKE UR LIL NEPHEW, U WISH U COULD TOUCH IT... but u rly cant, not without grave consequences. gaghahgahgagaga HI AND THANKS 4 CALLING VERMONT TEDDY BEAR COMPANY, THIS IS [myg0t]KONARTIS HOW CAN I HELP U?

none cares =o yes bish, it's none. not no one, but none.

Windows.Genuine.Advantage.Validation.v1.5.708.0.CRACKED-ETH0.torrent Windows.Genuine.Advantage.Validation.v1.5.716.0.CRACKED-ETH0.torrent TD-Internet_Explorer_7_FINAL.torrent This is Internet Explorer 7 (version 7.0.5730.11), minus the WGA. If you have a pirated version of Windows and want to update to IE7 Final, this is what you've been looking for. Users with a genuine copy of Windows should use Windows Update to get this. -kon

1) ollllld but kinda funneh 2) olllllllllld but lol. also, be on time, CARE for family of four, pay bills... etc... 3) olddddd but lol. or 'take your foot of his head'

+positives+ +rly stoned @ work +killer paychex 4tw :D +able to troll myg0t forums all day +hottiez alllll around +i am a known gangster -negatives- are you serious? read above, fo0l! i'm getting paid 2 be high, troll myg0t forumz, look @ hottiez, and commit general asshattery lief is g00d m3n, life is g00d. some times, there come times, when it seems you're never where the sun shines, some vines unwind, entangle your feet, you're sound asleep getting strangled by sheets, screaming dreaming of bodies mangled in jeeps, but your minds tangled the least, all these stupid mother fuckers come and strangle my peace-of-mind, don't need a piece-ta-grind, sellin bricks and nicks knowin poLICE behind, closed doors watchin, pill poppin often, satanic doctrine, mic rockin aint no stoppppin him, got flocks of kin, offa pot-n-gin, sellin rocks on ya block again, dude gettin popped if he drop a ten, aka snitch snitch drop-a-dime, last time he was talkin fine, what's with the static across the line, 'sall good, the boss is fine, all i gotta do to slaughter you and your acid blotter crew, is move through the hood with less floss-n-shine, you done lost your mind... like i've never ducked snakes and jakes, leave their fucked fates in lakes, kept my homies bakin cakes while i lounge in my great estate, the cops raid at 8, stayin in town would be grave mistake, didin't roll with my blade-n-8ths for safety-sake, till i was in a diff-er-ent state, i get paid in weight, sell so much rock you think i'm made of slate, already ate, and my plates full, i'm gon' eat till my stomach and my face full, sit on unsold weight don't be waste-ful, graceful gettin ridda them bricks, the rhythm is mixed, with coke no joke, they ask for four and i'm givin' 'em six... grams man, pushin dudes off blocks or they bruised by glocks, this the fams land, the barettas pointin at YOU like uncle sams hand, blam blam and it's sprayin lead, you layin dead, your homies hit too, they ran away and bled, and the pistol - was in a random case with feds, and it was his tool, so that's where the case led... check it... imagine this, it's quarter till six, he chillin with his bitch, didn't know he was flipped so he ain't hide shit, five bricks and eight live clips, watchin this bitch with a-line hips walkin, knockin, the warrants signed, kickin the door in, what's yours is mine knew what they were sure to find, five bricks three keys eight clips desert ease, more cream than you'll ever see, eleven g's... in his pockets alone the glock or the chrome, called themselves the hypest crew but they was mockin the throne, was the type-a-dude to put one in the top of your dome smokin pot-n-i'm gon'...... ahhahahahahhahaha i'ma let up on yall cuz it's break time bishes.... think you can touch it? uh-huh, yup. yeah, me too. MAY THE MOTHER-FUCKING FAT BE WITH YOU m-m-m-m-EM-WHY-G0T

so true :) yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy also, nobuddy kaers how ur satisfaction level is [myg0t]40, thsi poll is meant for non-fgts only ^_^ may the fat be w/ u

aw care polize plz do not feel this way any longer... we r all love u and r here 4 u. please discuss any family issues [uncles lap, aunties special place] in extreme detail -Thanks