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  1. satisfied with life? let everyone know. want to kill yourself? stop hiding it and let us help you. plz all answer 2 poll honestly thanksyou
  2. no response = LOWNED
  3. myg0tKonArtis posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    a 'bar shot' w/ multiple shots in it AND pineapple juice... sounds like a 'bar mixed drink' to me =o lollerchasm @ drugdealerw/downssyndrome LOL DO U RLY HAEV DOWNS BOI/ SOUND LIKE IT 2 ME LOLOL
  4. DON DAI TAIWANADIEN WON DA BAI
  5. that kid is an honorary member of myg0t. senseless acts of violence are fucking leet dude. honest. i heard that silverware br0ther was one of dem shot tho. sebastien 4 president of myg0t
  6. w00t i don't even play bf but this seems pretty fucking leet gj m3n May the fat be with you... and also with you
  7. myg0tKonArtis posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    lyrics were in the original thread, which seemz 2 have dissapeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared :( i'll post lyrics when i get home
  8. myg0tKonArtis posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    sure did. once to say 'wow this thread is gay', and once to say 'wow.... this thread is fucking gay.' NWO U CAN POST 'LOL U PSOTED IN IT 3 TIMES HOMO GAGHAGHAHGGAGAGA dun tell but, NJP! stand for ******s jack property [and it's tru!]
  9. TEH NEW FREESTYLE THREAD REMINISCENT OF {MGYT)}{KONARTIS:S THREAD THAT GOT PWND BY LOSS OF FORUM DATAS UH! NOW DATS GANGSSTA bored @ work... i bang cats that sang raps, can't do that... get your brain blew back when i shoot gats, you KNEW that... this was gon' happen when ***gots started yappin, THEIR jaws, i rip you like bear claws, yall wear bras.. save that shit for fair broads, fuckin with me? yall wouldn't dare cause... got the streets on lock like doors when rapists scare ma's worst freestyle ever
  10. myg0tKonArtis posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    John Kerry: only morons r in iraq, so stay in skool so u can be a douchebag liek me =/ also, i'm still better than george bush the lesser ov two evils is usually .... well, the lesser of the two evils
  11. myg0tKonArtis posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    this thread is a motherfucking plethora of worthlessness. please refrain from breathing any longer. tnx, the management
  12. myg0tKonArtis posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    1st of all : worthless thread, 2nd of all: what the fuck was that retarded reply? 3rd: eat lots of oxycontin and drink a fifth of vodka alternate 3rd: suicide by cop seems fun :D ps. both of you are ***gots and don't really deserve my time =X
  13. lol two issues here... why the FUCK is there ramen in your bathroom? 2nd, who keeps ANYTHING [including kids] for 19 years? ur a ramen n00b sir.... ur alleged loyalty to this product has been disproven by the fact that you've had uneaten packages for 19 yrs. please reconsider using our product in ur e-scapades. also refrain form bee-en a n00b ass fgt in regards to our ramenlicious products TNX -RAMEN CO btw also i rarely rarely rarely eat ramen merely for the fact that ocne i saw a little black kid eating it raw out of the package in a grocery store, and pouring the flavoring shit on it dry and eating it. honestly just thinking about this makes me sic k to my stomach =X once again, ramen is NOT for the weak hearted... if you've had history of stroke, heart attack, diabetes, erectile dysfunction, glaucoma, or pulmonary diseases, do NOT eat o0ur product IM IN UR POOR, EATEN UR RAMENZS
  14. i voted for r00fing too =D still wanted to vote for sirusdv tho :/
  15. if you are really really stupid looking or too young, insta-fail. if you are really really stupid looking or too young, insta-fail. if you are really really stupid looking or too young, insta-fail. what about v0dka? GAGAHGAHGAHGAAG
  16. you ride his cock harder than migrant workers ride the express train to happylandamerica
  17. the vermont teddy bear ones were FUCKIGN RIFK merely because i'm sitting 10 feet away from all the people that do the instant service stuff XD this thread honestly made me rifk atleast for half an hour of my boring ass work day at the vermotn tedd ybear company THANKS GUSY RIFKRIFKRIFK oya, most of the pplz can't see this :(
  18. alternate forms of induction into [myg0t] include : videotaping yourself throwing a dog off of a bridge videotaping yourself committing arson [ONLY VERIFIED CHURCHES, NO CHEATING] videotapign yourself having sex with an animal, and holding a sign that says 'LOL MYG)T SUPPORTS BEATIALITY' taking a picture of ur mom naked holding a sign [with vaginal muscles only] that reads '[myg0t] : laying the smack down on vaginal canals since 1998 cutting urself to read [myg0t]ownsme joining a white supremicist sect getting a myg0t tatt b4 ur in myg0t GAGAGA ZOD)EIAC
  19. most loved sirusdv/jibbs/diggler13/kurrupt/k3y/frenzyFYTA :(
  20. myg0tKonArtis posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    reading all the replies, i think this is your best bet... when in doubt... shoot first fucken punk ass bit hches, cappin dudes and such... they need 2 be stopped ASPA 'joints so big you think we roll cannons, bowl crammin, when you smoke L's and listen to marley, you know his soul's jammin' OH
  21. this would not surprise me. myg0t are international weblebrities and interweb celebristars of platinum status and also, i believe that weird all trolls myg0t forums and jacked our idea for a riding dirty cover. legal actions are in progress and have already been filed on the part of myg0t against 'weird' albert yankovic. in due time this interweb criminal will be brought to justice. myg0t will prevail [myg0t] .... the fourth reich
  22. most moronic people are usually tlaking about WEED here, and i rifk @ thier faces. but TRUE dope is heroin k. konartis is the king of the dwarves
  23. r00tdemon and cha0s and a few other people were asking for lryics, so don't bitch when this post takes up half of your screen THE OFFICAL UNNOFICIAL LYRICS TO RIDIN' FATTY by [myg0t]chozo_ninpo & [myg0t]KonArtis AKA fat kids AKA mother fucking legends [Chorus] *[myg0t]chozo_ninpo* they see me eatin they hatin shit-talkin and tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty my food is so good, it's retarded and these skinny kids always tryin' ta start shit tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty [Verse 1] *[myg0t]chozo_ninpo* what do i see on my TV screen? another commercial for afro sheen hidin in the caddy so i can't be seen in the drive-through of burger king gimme a quad bacon-burger please double the meat and double the cheese i don't give a fuck about cow disease i eat what i want whenever i please i eat my food at a high rate of speed with loads of ketchup and the things i need eat by the pound like a bag of weed fat as fuck when i smoke my trees i buy my food in large quantities a large french fry and a vat of grease always chased by the weight police runnin my oven 400 degreez i put my roaches right next to my turkeys while i'm eatin a crate of beef jerkey hata's talk shit like they tryin ta hurt me boss callin up always tryin' ta work me i don't give half of a fuck though i'm a big mac tryin' ta turn pro gimme some food and watch me grow i'm just here to let yall know they see me eatin they hatin [Chorus] *[myg0t]chozo_ninpo* shit-talkin and tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty my food is so good, it's retarded and these skinny kids always tryin' ta start shit tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty [Verse 2] *[myg0t]KonArtis* my cholesterols up to the maximum orders up and i dont gotta aks for dem they feel the rumble of my fat n run throwin bags out the window here the fat kid come! i keep a sandwich under each of my man tits one of thems roast beef and the other ones ham bitch! food police try 2 take advantage i say go get me my eggs and bring me some damn grits i like my donuts creme and jelly filled add it to my daily bill buffets wanna have me killed thrity two plates but that's one meal my ankles and my shoulders ache im so irate i'll never get a date cant see my dick but i still masturbate only get off when i cum on a plate got no neck but i two chins tho get 16 mac's get them to go easily mistaken for a sumo ridin phatty with a girl you know leav you in a diabetic coma all the way from vermont to arizona looks like a clit when i get a bonah myg0t dot com the wait is ova [Chorus] *[myg0t]chozo_ninpo* they see me eatin they hatin shit-talkin and tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty my food is so good, it's retarded and these skinny kids always tryin' ta start shit tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty tryin ta catch me ridin' fatty [Necessary shit-talking] *[myg0t]chozo_ninpo* *bellllllllllllllllllllllllch* damn nigga i'm fuckin full and shit that's right motha fucka fat kiddddds represeeeeeeeeeent!
  24. http://rapidshare.de/files/28532232/04_Track_4.wma.html ::::warning:::: intro = gay ::::warning::::
  25. http://rapidshare.de/files/28955691/OMGMYNIPPLES.bmp.html ^ me ridin' fatty.