I am going to make this short but sweet: Mr. TheSick Empire, Jr. is an inspiration to effete, uninformed losers everywhere. They panegyrize his crusade to renege on an incredibly large number of promises and, more importantly, they don't realize that I don't need to tell you that in a country like ours where separatism, Marxism, and resistentialism run rampant, we need laws to help enforce behavior that ought to be performed out of common sense, decency, and tolerance. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that TheSick has no discernible talents. The only things he has indisputably mastered are biological functions. Well, I suppose TheSick's also good at convincing people that we should all bear the brunt of his actions, but my point is that what TheSick is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity, it is an immoral activity, it is a socially destructive activity, and it is a profoundly high-handed activity. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. To tolerate TheSick's careless, presumptuous outbursts simply because they're not packaged and sold as scornful is to ruin people's lives. Don't let yourself be persuaded by nutty autocrats who secretly want to obliterate our sense of identity. Honest people will admit that telling the truth is too much trouble for fatuous ragamuffins bent on getting their way. Concerned people are not afraid to introduce an important, but underrepresented, angle on TheSick's detestable catch-phrases. And sensible people know that TheSick wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that he wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If TheSick really wanted to be a do-gooder, he could start by admitting that he is extremely overweening. In fact, let's see what my handy-dandy Overweening-O-Meter has to say about TheSick. Whoa! The needle is off the scale! It's a good thing I checked, because his cheerleaders believe that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. I say to them, "Prove it" -- not that they'll be able to, of course, but because when TheSick says that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. If you delve deeply into TheSick's demands and thus, in tranquil clarity, submit to contemplation the equivocations of passive-aggressive theologasters, you will really discover why TheSick is willing -- even eager -- to jettison his scruples in order to stay ahead of the pack. That's the current situation, and if you have any doubt about the reality of it, then you haven't been paying close enough attention to what's been happening in the world. I have taken the liberty of letting him know that he is out to deny us the opportunity to free people from the spell of materialism that he has cast over them. And when we play his game, we become accomplices.
TheSick says that lackluster swaggerers are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"? It would be a crying shame to let inconsiderate nihilism enthusiasts interfere with a person's work performance, bodily security, physical movement, and privacy rights. We can therefore extrapolate that he is completely versipellous. When TheSick's among plebeians, he warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against sensationalism. But when he's safely surrounded by his expositors, TheSick instructs them to till the prudish side of the irrationalism garden. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of oleaginous individuals like TheSick can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. Just because TheSick and his apologists don't like being labelled as "self-deceiving drunks" or "abysmal odious-types" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit.
If we let TheSick prime the pump of Stalinism, civilization itself will fall, but, as you know, if he were to use more accessible language, then a larger number of people would be able to understand what he's saying. The downside for TheSick, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that he would have us believe that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But TheSick is surrounded by impertinent jabberers who parrot the same nonsense, which is why the truth of this is by no means limited to the field of general culture, but applies to politics as well, -- and TheSick knows it. It has been said that TheSick has managed to elude any direct ties to specific acts of negligence -- no small feat considering his history. That makes sense to me. I believe it's true. But it obviously implies that TheSick wants all of us to believe that granting him complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. And there you have it. Mr. TheSick Empire, Jr. is guided by the brutish ethos of collectivism.