draihl

LOL, someone failed the math portion of the test. gg fgt.

lol. Okay, here's what's worked for me: 1: Be fucking confident without being an arrogant asshole. 2: At the very least pretend to be interested in what she wants to talk about. 3: Never hit on more than one girl in a group, and don't go for the hottest...go for the 2nd or 3rd hottest in a group. 4: Have a positive attitude. Women can't stand that emo woe is me bullshit. 5: Dress decent but casual, practice good personal hygiene, use deoderant (oderless), and if you wear aftershave/cologne wear it in moderation that they can only smell it if they're within about 12 inches of you. A woman will not be interested in you if all they like is your smell, but if they're mildy interested and within about a foot of you AND they think you smell good, you're that much closer. 6: Try to make at least some eye contact. 7: Don't drink too fucking much. 8: Chewing gum is okay, but you'll be better off with mints of some sort because only jock douche retards chew gum constantly. 9: Don't use any one liner. Ever. 10: Rubbing one out before any party is a good plan, because you'll be more relaxed. Some people think that you should fuck a fat chick, or some ugly slump buster. That's bullshit; as long as you're confident, look and smell decent, and have an interesting personality you will be good to go. And ALWAYS remember that Quality>Quantity.

hahahaha.

Jews don't steal, they repossess

http://www.hitler.org/speeches/04-24-23.html

So... you put osamas face on the kid... and call him a Jew? Jesus, you're a fucking retard.

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I rifked at that ian...gg.

shut the fuck up.

Well, dipping has its benefits...but it's not something you want to do heavily. Dipping makes your mouth nastier than smoking ever could, however you don't have a smoke smell on your clothes and house. And then there's the issue of nasty dip cans that people leave everywhere. Dipping can give you a good rush though and it doesn't taste bad. Stay away from that ***goty flavored dip, just get the real shit. I like fine cut, not the long cut...but you'll have to figure out your own preferences. In Iraq it's common to see Soldiers dip, smoke, and drink red bull all at the same time...anything for a little extra edge. Just dont fucking dip too much if you value your teeth, sense of taste, and gums.

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2 grand isn't shit if you have a decent job. I can easily save that much in a month if I don't spend a shit load on booze.

Seriously, who cares? Purity of race is irrelevant. Most of the people around here should be happy they get laid at all, much less being super selective about it. That being said, I've spent three of my past five years of my Army career in Asia. I've been with numerous white women, hispanic woman, and LOTS of asian women. I'll tell you for fact that an Asian woman treats her man infinately better than a white woman and quite a bit better than a hispanic woman. With my last girl, I would literally take the last swallow for my drink and she'd jump up, take my glass and begin mixing me a new one. Name one spoiled ass white woman who'd do that? Or make you a drink at all without bitching and complaining. Better yet, I'd come home after being in the motor pool all day and find my room completely cleaned, boots for the next day shined, and uniform pressed and ready to go. Why did she do all this? So she had more time on the dick. I'm sure I'll get flamed for this post, and I don't care. I'm simply stating a fact. Oh, almost forgot...asian pussy is incredibly wet and tight. It's just a win win situation. But by all means, I want all of you morons that either only chronically masturbate or stay within the white race to continue to do so. Just means more pussy for those of us willing to go and get it.