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Seriously, I'm a grown ass man, why would I post something fake on the internet? To make me e-peen bigger, improve what people think of me on the myg0t forums, I dunno make myself feel better? I posted the pics/story for a laugh and for the rage potential. It's funny how people react to something so simple. For christ's sake it's pictures of a pretty good looking naked chick, smile and wave. It was for the benefit of everyone....and she really does have great tits. So to everyone who thinks it's fake, that's cool...guess I'll go back to just browsing the forums instead of contributing, atleast it isn't a :repost: or a completely useless thread.

You can think what you want, she took the pictures in the mirror for me, like as a gift... She happens to be standing in MY bathroom. So what if I wasn't in the bathroom at the second she took the pic, I was about 5 seconds later...and 6 seconds later she was sucking my dick, again.

Better than Pam's, they are REAL.

Those are real Mommy boobies, I could seriously shoot milk out of them....made me giggle.

http://joshtolbert.com/images/neverlook/d2.jpg She loved taking pictures: http://joshtolbert.com/images/neverlook/d4.jpg http://joshtolbert.com/images/neverlook/d11.jpg http://joshtolbert.com/images/neverlook/d12.jpg Then I kicked the bitch out and told her to get back to taking care of her son. This one is for you Busta. Thanks for the idea/inspiration <3

So I went to get my hair cut today. The girl who cuts my hair, whom I've also fucked the brains out of, has a friend whom she works with. This friend happens to be a MILF and sweats my cock. So the MILF is washing my hair, blahblahblah I ask her what's up after work. She say's she can get her sister to watch her son, and that she wants to come over (I knew I was sexin' at that point). So I leave after getting the fresh shape-up. No more than 5 minutes after I leave I start getting all these "X" rated text messages from her. So 6 rolls around, and there is a knock on my door....it's go time. Thinking of the rage potential, I busted out the camera phone: http://webwarphole.com/images/neverlook/d1.jpg http://webwarphole.com/images/neverlook/d13.jpg She immediately starts sucking my cock. After 15 - 20 minutes of that, I needed some boob action: http://webwarphole.com/images/neverlook/d15.jpg Then some ass: http://webwarphole.com/images/neverlook/d14.jpg We end up fucking like bunnies and making our way to the bathroom for some after sex bathtub action: http://webwarphole.com/images/neverlook/d10.jpg ***continued with more pics in next post, fucking 5 picture limit...***

lol. p.s. your new sig is even better than the last.

I didn't say everyone on this forum was I nerd, that is fucking obvious, otherwise I would have said "Sadly, ALL of you on this forum will never even get to see a nasty set of boobs irl, let alone a nice pair." The other 3 are proven fact. Thank you.

1. It's all pink on the inside 2. It's all black when the lights are out 3. Sadly, most of you on this forum will never even get to see a nasty set of boobs irl, let alone a nice pair. 4. GETTING DRUNK IS THE COOL THING TO DO. GG Busta way to rage, I expect to see one of these threads a week, atleast.

quoted for truth, and the fact that it is hilarious.

I just threw up in my mouth. No seriously.

Why do people tend to pull forward when at a red light? You are not taught that, but everyone does it...

thanks to me, heh.

gonna need to...she can always unplug it. You should try getting a wireless power supply, they work great and are made especially for this reason, so angry old cunt rags, like your mother, can't unplug your shit.

lol typical darky, long white tee, and a basketball. joo pl4y meh in sum h00pz 4 the drugz yo? white m3n CAN jump.

Agreed, I wasn't knocking being metro though. Some people pull it off well.

yes plz....you're to pretty to not be metro. but if you say so.... we would make cute kids.

I'm going to say it again, if you don't have your picture posted in this thread, stfu. Especially to the people that are taking shots at durnk, cause he is a sexy metro. kthxbai.

spiff, this is one of the only intelligent posts I have ever seen on these forums. e-props to you sir. Thank you.

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not intentionally, just felt like hijacking.

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