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  1. Myke_X posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Fixed
  2. Myke_X posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I downloaded it and it sucks ok. http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3560529/Medieval.2.Total.War-RELOADED
  3. I deff would not pay $400 for the first one, it's not going to have all the features like the sice panel of buttons. Plus I bet there is going to be 100s of bugs and driver issues. Your gonna need a good pc just to run the keyboard. I say resource hungry. I'm gonna wait until a few versions come out and then I MIGHT look into getting one.
  4. FTWTC.US
  5. Myke_X posted a post in a topic in Permanent Threads
    KITTEH thread FTW
  6. sounds like a plan
  7. Myke_X posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    that picture is hot go anymore pm me
  8. No I don't. If you look this way -----> it says nj
  9. this is what I saw when I locked at this post. Guns n Roses and Simple Plan smuggle showers with each other
  10. My friend got fucked in the ass so it's his problem.
  11. He didn't get fucked up that bad so I didn't include him. Your reading to much into it. We are all 17 but the fuck faces at the theater asked everyone for some sort of id and when we go out we don't carry our wallets. Just take money and thats it.
  12. So tonight was probably one of the weirdest nights of my life. It started off at about 6 o'clock, when I was with my 4 friends in Taco Bell enjoying my chicken quesedillas and Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. It was then that we decided that we wanted to go see "Borat" at 7 o'clock. So we get to the theatre at like 6:45, stand in line for 10 minutes, and since we are all 17, we had to get tickets to "Stranger Than Fiction". So we get our tickets and we are about to walk into "Borat" when we see fucking crazy legs (this handicapped guy that works at the movie theatre) gaurding the theatre. So we tell him how much we want to see Borat, and how we'll give him 10 bucks. He kicked us out of the theatre. So now, it's 7:30 and we have nothing to do. So we decide to go to this party a town over. We get there at like 7:45, and we knew probably half the kids there. At like 8:30, me and this girl decide to take off and go for a walk together. While I was gone, the most fucked up shit I've ever heard went down. So apparently, my 4 friends got so fucking drunk, and started talking shit to these kids. Shit escallated real quick, and there was like an all about brawl between my 4 friends, and 7 other kids. My friends ended up getting their asses kicked, 2 of them were bleeding badly, and 1 passed out. So these random kids decide to start fucking with my friend that got knocked out. So this 1 kid convinces everyone that he is going to take the kids body into the bathroom and piss on him. So everyone thought it was hilarious, and were all for it. By the way, they were all high and drunk. So after like 5 minutes of them being in the bathroom. This kid picks the lock with this piece from a pen. And he sees my friend being fucked in the asshole by this random drunk kid. He starts to freak out and go crazy, and he calls up everyone to see. The kid that was fucking my friend stops and puts his pants back on, and walks around like nothing happened. So right as me and the girl are walking up the kids front steps, 6 cop cars and 11 cops storm into his driveway. I told them I had no idea what was going on, and they just told me to call up my parents and leave immediately. So after $5.18 at Taco Bell, 1 ticket to "Borat", and 4 shots of vodka later. My friend gets fucked in the asshole.
  13. Girls don't shit...well except this one.
  14. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1723714
  15. Rumsfeld doesn't compare to a naked guy with a metal rod up his ass jerking off in public.
  16. Myke_X posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I'v got a 1988 Chevy K5. It puts out about 625hp & 645tq. With slicks I'll run high 8s. Street tires ill do high 9s low tens. the car is street legal. It's got a v8 350ci on spray w/ a 700r4 trans. I doubt your faster come to nj and ill run you for slips. A cosworth is JUNK!
  17. http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/11/04/naked_man_caught_with_weapon_police_say/?p1=MEWell_Pos1 November 4, 2006 EL CERRITO, Calif. --A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors -- naked -- and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said. John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan. "You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said. Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon. "When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said. It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer
  18. Oh... My... God...
  19. Myke_X posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    http://www.iraqwarvideos.com/index.php?page=4&lang=8&mode=full&file=9 (gets good halfway through) http://www.iraqwarvideos.com/index.php?page=4&lang=8&mode=full&file=11
  20. Myke_X posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I personally find it interesting to watch a person die.
  21. Myke_X posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    http://www.jonhs.net/911/iraq/sniper_compilation.htm
  22. you do relize you only have 2 posts?
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