LeroyBrown

It fuckin' does.

I once had sexual relations with a lobster.

I believe you mean to say sexy.

Spam is horrible. I haven't eaten any in like six years, and I never plan on eating it again.

I wonder what it would look like looking inside the bottle. Hopefully there isn't a picture of that. (Hint hint.)

I'll give up masturbation. It'll be a toughie.

I wish I was cool enough to do drugs. =/

Chuck Norris once slept with Xena the Warrior Princess. Their child was Mr. T.

Because I'm not a racist, son. Plus, the reason I don't make another account is because there'd be no reason to make a thread about that, and then I can't waste anyone's time. Obviously.

I couldn't care less what it was. Heh. I'm just not racist enough to keep it. Or I could just be banned. Whatever works is cool.

Because I <3 Tom Sawyer.

Whatever works is cool.

I have to pee, not cum, fool.

Damn right. Finally, the attention I crave. Thank you so... so much.

Yeah. I know my posts are meaningless too. Don't think you're special.