LeroyBrown

It fuckin' does.

I once had sexual relations with a lobster.

I believe you mean to say sexy.

Spam is horrible. I haven't eaten any in like six years, and I never plan on eating it again.

I wonder what it would look like looking inside the bottle. Hopefully there isn't a picture of that. (Hint hint.)

I'll give up masturbation. It'll be a toughie.

I wish I was cool enough to do drugs. =/

Chuck Norris once slept with Xena the Warrior Princess. Their child was Mr. T.

Because I'm not a racist, son. Plus, the reason I don't make another account is because there'd be no reason to make a thread about that, and then I can't waste anyone's time. Obviously.

I couldn't care less what it was. Heh. I'm just not racist enough to keep it. Or I could just be banned. Whatever works is cool.

Because I <3 Tom Sawyer.

Whatever works is cool.

I have to pee, not cum, fool.

Damn right. Finally, the attention I crave. Thank you so... so much.

Yeah. I know my posts are meaningless too. Don't think you're special.

Weeeee. People are getting annoyed, it seems. I win.

Keep posting your meaningless comments. I have time on my hands.

You're right. I'm so raged that I think I'm bleeding internally.

I AM NOT TRYING TO AMUSE YOU. GO AWAY NOW. PLEASE BE SERIOUS FOR A SECOND, BOY.

Seriously. Will someone come hold my hand? I can't go without help.

Equilibrium... Uh.. First Matrix... Uhh... Most of the Adam Sandler movies. Hmm... That'd be all.

Oh god... You love Bizzaro now? You fucking whore! Your words sting me so..........

Very, VERY fucking old.

That doesn't necessarily make 'em a male.

...................... ...................... ...................... You make me feel so smart.