ElCafetonNinja

From the sandwich topic, this old bastard... http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/dog.jpg

Looks so tasty it could rage a nun.

Crafting something as unique as a sandwich requires the proficiency to combine both culinary skills/knowledge and a mathematical precision, worthy of Aristotle's approval. A well prepared sandwich is not only a meal, but art. That being said, in this very post, I shall not only amaze the munchies-starved crowd, but leave the competition in total awe, contriving a retro Jerome de Salis victorian sandwich with a side of latin seasonings and tastes. So let get this fucker started... First off, the ingredients! http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/01.jpg - Ham - Trukey ham - Pesto Genovese - Oregano - "Requeijão" (Brazilian cream cheese... Just awesome on sandwiches.) - Mozzarella Cheese - 3 (three) slices of bread Now, the first thing you wanna do, is evenly spread the cream cheese on two of the bread slices. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/02.jpg Then, spread your seasoning on both slices... Always remember, you don't need a lot to get the taste. A subtle ammount should do. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/03.jpg It's time for the motherfucking cheese. Cut about 4 (four) even pieces, and place them on the bread slices accordingly. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/04.jpg http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/05.jpg Let's move on to the meat. Cut both your turkey ham, and pig ham (jews can't make this sandwich, sorry...) and place them on the bread slices, covering the cheese. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/06.jpg http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/07.jpg Now, you might be wondering, why i left the third bread slice hanging? Well, it's Pesto time. Spread the seasoning on one side of the remaining bread slice, and DON'T USE TOO MUCH, it might ruin the taste of the final product if too much is used. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/08.jpg Here comes the tricky part. Place the third slice, with the side the Pesto was spread, facing any of the other bread slices, and complete the remaining side with some more seasoning. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/09.jpg Now, pile the 3 (three) slices altogheter... http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/10.jpg Fucker looks ready hmm? Hell no... I shall slice the "sides" of the bread, for the sake of the frisky fatties at myg0t forums with my ginsu steel. [http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/11.jpg And, let's not waste food. This hungry bastard was looking at me during the whole process, so he gets a share. Yet, not fully satisfied, I went to my design table, and made decorations for my entry. http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/decorations.jpg And here it is! My "myg0t sandwich" entry!! http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/CafetonNinja/01/finale.jpg Hope you guys enjoy it! I did!

This year, I'm taking the prize bitches.

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/lsd-799178.jpg

A BSLY SIG!! BTW, where the fuck is that ukranian kid At0m1x!?

Holy fucks... That thing is pretty disturbing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwVgvTRnzdE Holy shit!

That's why I love living in Brazil... If I pulled a stunt like this guy did, all I would need to do was torching my computer, or stashing it, then the police wouldn't have any evidence to prosecute me. GG's and case closed.

Gotta love them hobos... they are world class garbage eaters.

http://huihammertime.ytmnd.com/ It's Hammah Timeh !!

He's gotta be kidding.... That's not even funny to a 4 year old child. It's a fat fuck moaning like a walrus, it's scary.

No. I have the second one. Will upload later.

Booty call.

Good times!! Reminds me of the columbine shooting... Had a friend there on those "student exchange" programs. He didn't get shot though... Guess the questions is "why americans kill each other like that?" ...

What a shit acid... Do it yourself and probably end up having a bad trip.

^ Sig reminds me of the "tug of war" game.

Fuck no... That little bastard plays better than I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhwwRYjLKmc I would like to purchase this little ape... Because when it comes to a pac-man playing chimp, money is no issue.

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH !!!

Since when Jabba the Hut plays with barbies?

LOL!! I lost my virginity back when i was 14 with some hooker... good times!!

I should be doing this pretty soon...

I was about to post that... what a bullshit life he must have hum?

The best vid i found so far... They dont show him doing the tap dance.. http://video.globo.com/Videos/Player/Noticias/0,,GIM611324-7823-AS+IMAGENS+DA+EXECUCAO+DE+SADDAM+HUSEEIN,00.html