ElCafetonNinja

Yeah... put that thing out of its misery and shoot it....wtf...it looks like a mutant rat with rabids.

Indeed, i have a bidet in my house. Bidets are not ment to remove the shit, but to clean and keep your ass smelling nice after the wiping part, and the bidets gets their job done. French technology surprise me everyday.

Raper? That word exist? Its rapist right?

Gotta love the fruit decorated placemats.

You sir, are using 2nd quality newspapers and are cleaning your ass wrong, you must hold the newspaper on the sides, not with your finger poking it. If the problem persist, i suggest the usage of the ny times as TP. Since i dont live there, and i only know 2 kinds of newspaper in us ( the miami harold and the n.y. times ), im safe enough to suggest the ny times.

Links to cake thread. That would be all.

Thats the bad part, but, if used wisely, it can be a good thing. For example, you can have money currency, last night game results, or any kind of news printed on your ass, and if you have 2 mirrors you can read it to your friends so you can sound smart.

ALWAYS have newspaper with you. Newspaper is your best friend if you run out on TP, especially the ads section. For having its firm and robust texture, newspaper wipes twice as more shit then regular TP.

lolololololololol !!! I rofled at this....

I have to agree... mercurial vapor is gay, like all the new nike shoes... I dont think so... go play your silly baseball, you queer.

Mercedes-Benz 190E exactly like this one ... http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/5499/2286069200509081251415iv.jpg Its in perfect condition for a used car, and, i got it really cheap. Germans sure know how to make cars.

That was a good video, altough the quality was a little shitty....

Argentina actually.... more pics at http://www.keyra.tk/ Her ass is old now...

Hmmm... hurricanes... we dont have those here.

Gourmayo = m3n

Yeah buddy, im sure you do...

I dont play this game, but giving other ppl something like aids is major fun...

Hes just asking for the +b ....

http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=7469 Now thats some weird shit... makes me wonder if that gets him any smarter...

At0m1x and blocky are the best sig makers in this forums. But hey... this diesel guy makes good sigs too...

/funneh !! And its new to me, so stfu plz.

So... that David Thorpe guy said a lot of shit, and the other guy just agreed?

tip - cover your hands. When i used to play paintball, i always got shot in my hands, and it hurts pretty bad...

Altough its fake and old, i state again - those ppl dont deserve to have a penis. Penises are not ment to be cut like that. You should treat your own penis with love and respect.

I got me a zen micro. It worked for a month, then at some random day all the musics on it suddenly dissapeared, So ive tried everything to fix it, and it didnt work, so i gave up. Now i have the iPod mini, which is also a piece of shit, but its still working.