slug

One time I was drunk after coming back from a long day of construction, and I pissed on the carousel mall. Uttica is a shithole, filled with loads of blacks. The city looks like its collapsing on itself. Marcy isn't bad it's right next to Uttica.

Just buy a couple cheap used cars, and create a destruction derby in your backyard with that money. http://www.leets-life.com/albums/Funny-Pics/used_car.jpg

white trash http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/uploads/white_trash.jpg

I prefer: Non piu andrai farfallone amoroso http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/buffalo-bill.jpg

GET THE FUCK OUT

You secretly fantacize about having cocks fill all orifices

PENIS

Hello my name is slug I like long walks on the beach I own a pet pony named cow my mom has three breasts as a young child i was raised by a pack of racoons on saturday nights you can find me at the local bar scene scavenging through dumpsters and various trash cans when i was 13 i fell and scraped my knee it bled i used liquid nail to cover it up

http://www.bradbyers.com/images/hammer_head_xray.jpg I knew something was up when it didn't go through wood. Please explain.

Its a spectacle to them, like when cavemen found fire. Arab find electronics

Red Meat makes the brain bigger.

Cut off a limb on cam4.

He's got a 17, 21 and 32. What the fuck is this, math club.

http://www.comingsoon.net/nextraimages/tropicthunderposters.jpg

http://www.freewebs.com/philgimportracing/cardboard%20body%20kit.jpg

Making a video later this week from all the rage I got during thanksgiving weekend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKEFPkG-3y4

tl:dr ALL I SAW WAS ASSBURGERS

I like to lock all of my doors, and push shirts under so no air can escape. Then I set tires on fire.

TURTLES AND SLUG AN EVERLASTING FRIENDSHIP ONE DAY A SLOW ANIMAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL http://www.powayusd.com/pusdmies/school.gif THERE WERE TWO FRIENDS http://www.fijilive.com/ecards/icons/friendship.jpg THEIR NAMES WERE TURTLES AND SLUG http://www.thehowie.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ugly.jpghttp://www.virginmedia.com/images/1starwars-myths-jabbathehutt.jpg THEY LIKED TO PLAY PRANKS http://www.onlyalumni.com/files/images/Fraternity%20Prank.png ONE TIME A PRANK WENT BAD http://img2.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2991468.jpg AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY BLEW UP SCHOOL http://www.companysj.com/v231/hiroshima01rubble.jpg NOW THEY HAVE COURT APPOINTED HOME SCHOOLING THE END

I'm going to get extremely drunk on thursday and then slip into a coma friday.

Sir, I would like to see your artisticle skills and such.

Haha you're raged that: I have a grocery store with every type of food known to man, owned 4 cars in the past 4 years, I'm going to a good college, I throw small change at people when I drive, and that you have a small european troll penis.

And this is why I don't know who the fuck you are.