slug

Gee golly gosh, I remember when you could get enough candy to make you sick for that price.

Hello my name is slug at the young age of 12 i found out that i couldnt use my opposable thumbs some say it was a birth defect but i think im special i can run faster then other children sometimes i fall and it hurts one time in mrs andersons third grade class i fell and cried everyone laughed the next day i urinated in their lunches when i had detention they were so raged timmy peterson had to go to the hospital he died later that day i laughed it was a good lol then years later when i was a grown adult i liked to pour salt on slugs until one day they ganged up and group raped me in my own apartment i now love slugs STOP WRITING FUCKING LIFE STORIES I DONT CARE

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4851/kathahabv0.jpg

No sp0rk, let them stare a that repetitive .gif image, and use their imaginations.

DICK HEAD

just beat on the soft area of your head.

John that is clearly magic string

Dude just delete your computers.

oatmeal is good. I eat my captain crunch with my warm urine, does that count as warm cereal?

ONE TIME I PLAYED WORLD OF WARCRAFT http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/bat_costume_1.jpg I GOT REALLY BORED AFTER 15 MINUTES http://www.lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/boredom.png THEN I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF WITH A GUN http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/igs/igs443/man-holding-gun-to-head-~-is155-036.jpg I FAILED AND REMOVED HALF OF MY BRAIN http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/quasarradio204/retard.jpg NOW I EAT MASHED POTATOES AND PLAY HELLO KITTY ONLINE http://www.messengermods.com/data/media/4/hello_kitty.gif THE END

I HAD A TURTLE ONCE http://www.digitallydo.com/Family/Turtle_power.jpg THEN I GOT BORED OF IT AND HAD IT EUTHANIZED http://generallyawesome.com/inspire/euthanasia.jpg NOW I OWN A SLUG http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/alava06/slug.jpg IT IS BETTER http://www.poprox.us/ul/1830-550x-Thumbs%20Up%20Swartz2.jpg THE END

Yeah what is that like 6 inches

Sit and spin.

as always astral a quality rage 10/10

http://www.break.com/index/stanford-student-flips-out-after-leveling.html

"Evolution is a fairy tale for grown-ups" lol

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/414998399_4b1b06b1b8_b.jpg

http://afrojacks.com/images/rednecks%20for%20Palin.jpg LOL

old

i saw brain matter

If youre not fat and ugly, do something shirtless. Well I'm going as tarzan. You could also do like the human mammogram, or even get spandex suit and write invisible suit on it.

the only person that should be punching her in the face is me.

I look into this photo and see the end of the world.

Dude turtles awesome signature, totally original. What made you decide to make it?

Yet you forget that Bush became president after losing the vote of popularity lol. You put too much faith in our system.