Epik Force

Sublime Ben Harper Mudvayne Audioslave Rammstein

That's like 3/4 of an ounce. You'd be puking your fucking guts out.

I was drunk on Gin, smoked 3 bowls of widdow and ended up ODing on Mush. I had around 5 grams and ended up sitting in a corner yelling because everthing was running at me. Legit almost EVERYTHING in the room grew legs and started running at me. I then threw up and my friends parents came in the door at that exact time. Needless to say, I couldnt bullshit that I was sick because my pupils were huge and I couldnt really talk so I got in a shitload of trouble. It was totally worth it though.

School in the winter but I work in a ski shop for about 10 hours every winter for free tickets. In the summer, I caddy at this rich country club. I work for about 4 hours (whenever I want) and make at least 80$ per round.

Rap and R&B is all emo. Emo + Niga= suck. Discuss.

iwearhat's small steriod infested penis pictures.

Phish - Northern Lights

Audioslave - Doesn't remind me System of A Down - Boom Static X - Permanisance

haha, you're French.

HAHAHA you dumb shit. The Spanish 'discovered' America. Go read a fucking book you british shit. While you're at it, pick up a tooth brush.

Either you're Asian or 12. In both cases, kill yourself.

I brokez0red my sherlock. It was a sad day.

You're a dumb shit. You don't put the whole fucking bud in, you have to get all the oil out of the buds and then you use that not the actuall weed itself. Yes, you can eat strait weed, but you'd feel like a ***got after. Just use a can or just make a pipe out of a pen. Or just google how to make a gravity bong or something.

Kb for me. 20 a gram. 50 an eighth. 200-250 an oz. 650 quap.

Edward Norton didn't lie when he said that weed is for nig gers. Mush is the way to go anyway. Longer, better, cheaper high.

I can buy those at my school for a dollar. They're my favorite energy drink.

Enders Game, The Godfather, and anything by Dan Brown.

+b

And this bulletin: There was a boy and a girl, (Danny and Ally) around 14 and 15 years old. They were best friends, and were ready to take their friendship to the next level, but too shy to admit it. *Danny and Ally on phone:* Danny: hey, so how was your day? Ally: it was fine, how was yours? Danny: it was ok ~akward silence~ Danny: sooooo...... Ally: *giggle* sooooo..... Danny: you doin anything tomorrow? Ally: nope, why? Danny: uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, idk, we can, hang out or somethin? Ally: *blushes* okay, what time? Danny: *big smile!* uhh, how about around 6:00pm or something? Ally: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then... Danny: great then Ally: well i gotta go, but i'll see you tomorrow?! Danny: ok, see u then.... -----next day------ >>>Ally walks over to the park and see's Danny sitting on a bench waiting for her. Ally: hey, whats up? Danny: uhh nothin, im happy too see you Ally: *smiles* me too Danny: alright, how about we go take a walk Ally: okay ---------------------------------------------------------------- As they walk she grabs ahold of his hand, Danny *smiles* as they walk through the park. ----starts getting dark---- Ally: brrr, its getting a little cold out Danny: wanna go sit on the grass Ally: sure Danny and Ally: (takes a seat near a tree while Danny holds Ally in his arms keeping her warm) Ally: thank you, i feel much better now Danny: me too Ally: *giggles* why is that? Danny: cause im with you Ally: i happy with you too Danny: uhh, umm, ...nevermind Ally: no, what is it, you can tell me Danny: its just.... Ally: yeah? Danny: i feel different when im with you Ally: i do too... Danny: i mean, you make me wanna be with you for the rest of my life, i've never had anyone make me feel the way you make me feel... Ally: *blushes* i do too Danny: i, i, lo..... *THWAP* A ninja jumped out of the sky out of no where and laid danny the FUCK out. Danny was gonna say i love u But Ally's Ex-Boyfriend hired ninja assassins from Kojitsu, Japan to stop other guys from flirting with her Now Ally has to cry in bed tonight to realize that Danny just got OWNED by a Ninja IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND DONT WANT THEM TO GET LAID THE FUCK OUT BY AN ARROW SHOT BY A RANDOM NINJA ASSASSIN THEN REPOST THIS NOW! DO IT NOW!

You're so extreme. I pretty much want to be just like you in my few seconds before fucking suicide. To get rid of my stiffies, I punch them and tell them to go away. They usually listen but sometimes they have the balls to defy my order.

OFN

I've only done it once and it didn't work. Bummer, but it was free.

G. Love & The Special Sauce - Booty Call

Anybody ever had Absenth?