MONEYMAN

it will end in a colossal war which will destroy all mankind!!!1

How do you comit the perfect murder? Well it is very hard to do since there is a s*it load you have to do. 1) Killing the victim. The cops allways chek the corps by autopsy so if they find any cemicals inside him or her they can use in court as an evidence agenst you. If you try to choke him or her they(the cops) will find the marks on his or her throat. If you try to stab or cut your victim it will leave penetration marks on him or her. So this is also useless. So you will have to find a way that leaves no marks on him or her so they can't tell how him/her got killed. Perhaps pressing your fingers on her aortas, that keeps the blood from circulateing and getting to the brain. 2) Making sure the quiet victim quiet for ever. Put the victim in a bath tub since this is easyer to clean after you are "done" Now that the victim is d.e.a.d ( you found some way ) you have to do some very nasty and very awfull thing to him/her. You will need a very sharp knife or a meat cleaver for this job. First you have to seperate the head from the toso, (make sure that the neck is waped in some from of gaze or cloth or the blood will spray all around you) Then cut off the arms making sure that the vains is waped in cloth so the blood don't spray all around. Now you are asking why you have to wrap some cloth around him/her? You see there is some preassure in the vains and you don't want to get blood on the walls so that you have to clean the walls too + the chance of the cops finding DNA around the place will greatly increase. You also want to make sure that there is no other form of DNA on the floor or floor( it is quait simpel, any form of cells or biological structure has DNA) Now seperate the legs from the toso still making sure there is cloth waped around the place between the leg and the lower part of the toso. Note that this is a very messy job which is quait hard to do both mentaly and physicaly. So you must have some strength. Now that the body parts is seperated the very ugly thing comes up. 3) Removing the "face" The moste importent part of the body is the head and in moste cases a witness can identefy the victim by looking at the face. Thats why you have to take a knife and cut off the ears, nose, eyes, jaw and cut off the skin on the entire head ( that includs the hair) Now that the victim can't be identifyet you have to get rid of the parts. Oh one more thing cut off the lower part of the legs right behind the knee. This makes it easyer to burry. 4) Getting rid of the body. Okay so far so good. Now that the victim has been cut into peices you have to get rid of the body. By now the body would be drained of blood and the bath tub should have quait a load of it. Okay, you take the peices of the head (skin, nose, eyes ears and stuff like that) out in your gardan and dig a 5 meters deep hole so that the parts can decompse in peace. Now you take both parts of the lower legs and drive to the nearest natinal park, a big place so that they can't be linked to you. ou burry them inside a woody place in a hole about 3 meters deep, now it may seem a lot but there might be animals thet will dig it up some day. now you do the same thing to the thighs, a long place away so they can't be linked to you. (IMO this the the same mistake evey murdere do, they burry the victim in his back yard and the FBI or CIA dig it up 2 days after) THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL BABBLE

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did someone say FAKEE? :jerkit2:

now your name has no meaning

-most ancient civilization found yet= in europe, not china -asian dicks are as small as asian eyes, which are also small -the computer was invented by this WHITE guy: http://www-etsi2.ugr.es/alumnos/mlii/imagenes/Konrad%20Zuse.jpg -industrializing does indeed mean dip shit, its the way to a wealthier society -the chinese were not "wayyy advanced before the whites even knew how to make swords" your a complete dumbass -if it wasnt for this WHITE guy, you chinese cookies would still be riding horses because he invented the first automobile http://inventors.about.com/library/graphics/benz.jpg -asian girls never date chinese dudes, they always go with either white or black you fail at raging

not everyone is an old jew like you id hit it

Here's the story: I had one of those shitty push lawnmowers, and I had to rake up the grass after I'd mowed. I was raking the grass up when this little mallard duck starts waddling straight for me. The stupid thing nips me on the back of the calf (I'm 6'0, and I weigh 275 lbs. I'm not a small person, and this duck was fucking with me...) It hurt like a bitch, and as I turned around, the fucker leaned up and bit me square on the ass. At this point I'm in pain and wondering if my neighbors have been breeding Attack Ducks in their backyard, so I do the only logical thing: I called the police. Yes, you read that right: I was being attacked by a duck and I called the police. They couldn't really help me, but they did direct me to Animal Control. These people only dealt with domestic animals, however. So I called the police again (I was going to make one operator laugh their ass off that day. I chose to let the cops do it.) And asked what the number for fish and game was. (they dealt with the wild animals.) Problem was, Fish & Game was closed. So I'm standing in my front yard, with a rake, pinning a duck to a fence, when a Cop-Mobile shows up. this guy evidently had a sense of humor. He got on the loudspeaker and said (And I quote :) "STEP AWAY FROM THE DUCK! PUT THE RAKE DOWN, AND STEP AWAY FROM THE DUCK!" I drop the rake and kinda run away from the duck. (They hurt when they bite) I get to the cop who's now left the safety of his cruiser and he asks me what I did to piss off the duck. "I was raking my lawn!" "Did you owe it money? Were you two fighting at the time?" This guy deserves a fucking medal. He kept a straight face as he asked if I wanted to press charges. (For what? Felonious Assault With Poultry?) In the mean time, my mom's called twice, and she knows of the duck and the police getting called. This is my shining achievement: Getting a cop to respond to an interSpecies domestic dispute. I suck at life. I was Pwned by a duck.

really?

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lol, does brain cancer even exist?

no, it really is you kitten raping chink :gaysex:

the jews are supposedly the ones opressing them, so it only naturally follows that they would flame jews like you

SPY

Get rid of the "I slap her saying wake up slut" and you've got a mostly believable story

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yes, your gopher does indeed own you

go back to canada where you are loved and bring your jewish lover with you

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ROFL

lol phoenician is almost exactly the same thing this is you in six years: http://www.entu.cas.cz/fyziol/freetime/eternity/jew.jpg

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