RetardMaster

this is kind of off topic but is a funny story i thought i should share. this happened back when i was like 15 or so so hopefully my parents don't remember it. well my mom and dad are religious people and there is this bible study type show that my dad used to and still does record from time to time so he has many tapes of the different episodes, basically the whole bible broke down into different segments of video tape. well my girlfriend at the time had this porno vhs that i tried to make a copy of. long story short i used one my my dads recorded episode tapes thinking that he wouldn't notice and i recorded over it. at the time i didn't think i got it to work properly so i just left the tape on the shelf thinking and hadn't recorded onto it properly, unluckily for me it did. and a couple weeks later my parents were sitting down to watch one of the episodes when all of a sudden it cuts to a 3 some anal scene.. needless to say i was pretty embarrassed to be a round my parents for the next few weeks.

If you want a real life answer that makes it easy to see what the scientist is trying to point out just look at the NFL. MOST of the good quarterbacks are white. Why? because you need to be smart to play that position. I realise there are some decent black ones but look at their playing style(Mike Vick, Daunte Culpepper) They dont play with smarts. They just use their speed and run the ball which in turn will make them a good QB. Why are there only like 3 or 4 black guys in the NHL? Because hockey is WAY too expensive for a black family to pay for, which in turn goes back to the type of job the parents of the family has which in turn goes back to intelligence. Good day.

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simple solution. dont open attachments from people you dont know. god people are retarded.

rofl

cops snakes waking up and seeing a ghost stand next to my bed. its happened to people i know, very scary.

lets roll to da store get some cigars roll some philly blunts dj paul. he looking for deh bud. me lord infamous im looking for deh bud. da fucking juice mayne, he looking for deh bud my nigga 9 coup. he lookin for deh bud gangsta boo. she lookin for deh bud. dj jesson he looking for deh bud my nigga crunchy black, he looking for deh bud triple 6 mafia we looking for de bud.

three 6 mafia - where is da bud teh most gangster ass drunk song if i ever heard one.(not for the *** farmer hicks)

teh best shit to listen to whilst shitfaced plz dont ban me im hammered http://http//www.aceshowbiz.com/images/photo/project_pat.jpg

I realised tonight that suicide isnt worth your friends sadness. thanks internet

there have been multiple times that i gave bums money for booz. i mean if i was homeless id want booz too

THE OFFICE is a good sitcom, its more funny than old school seinfeld. the office is the only good sitcom on tv at the moment. at first i was skeptical of the show, but after i watched it, i found it quite funny.

im pretty sure ive seen this guy on dateline. or someone that looked like him

what is this STUMBLE youre talking about?

seems like some people have a lot easier time obtaining shrooms than i do

that is some good looking greenery

red lobster is always a winner. dont buy a gift, just go on a fancy date

slutty lingerie

ftw.

Sex is the most overrated thing in the world and always will be.

I will leave the serious problems like this up to James Bond.

american gangster with denzel looks good. saw 4.

they say it diffrent every time silly..

Songs that should be added to poll.... Wait and Bleed Eyeless Surfacing My Plague Disaster Piece Pulse of the maggots Both vermillions. oh well..just post your favorite out of the 4

very good songs. i just choose heretic anthem because that is the song that got me into slipknot and that is the song that gets me the most pumped. but yes. your top 3 pwn as well IF YOUR 555... THEN A 666... THIS SONG IS CALLED.... THE HERETIC ANTHEMMM!!!!!!!!