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I hate aids.

Can't we all just get along?

Ahah, good story. When I get around to it i'm just going to shave around my asshole to stop these shitsmelling dingleberries from sticking around. Oh, and to those saying shaved nuts itch, they do. I've told myself numerous times that i'm going to never do it again, but always do.

lol. Mexican is a not a race, therefore I can say 'Fucking Mexican Lazy Fucks' etcetera, not only be gramatically incorrect, but not racist. Saying 'All you white crackheads' is racist. Be less of an idiot kthx.

Saw it, looks great, etcetera etcetera, explode my PC.

I don't give a fuck.

Might just be lore, but doesn't it need the slash through the 0?

There's a YTMND out there featuring me doing a stripshow. True story, get searching.

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I lit someone's sweatshirt on fire in a movie theatre line because they wouldn't move up and were being general assholes. It wasn't much but it got them out of the line.

Me: SUP GOD God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: Oh, me too God: I understand. I'm glad we agree, . Me: I'm glad too God: Your happiness multiplies our delight. Me: Eat my shit God: What does it taste like? Me: Like shit God: Interesting comparison. Me: Yeah, i'm clever God: I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people you are clever. Me: Yes I mind God: OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. Me: It better be, you tell anyone and i'll kill you God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: It being the secret of course God: It goes without saying. Oh I get it. Me: You better fucking get it God: Who is going to make me.. Me: I AM COCKBLOCK God: Do your friends call you COCKBLOCK. Me: Yes, they're mean God: Pardon me? mean are they. Me: WHAT!? God: No big deal. Me: IT IS A BIG DEAL God: COCKBLOCK is a DEAL. I suppose that makes sense. Me: THIS IS THE INTERNET, MY NAME IS NOT CLOCKBLOCK God: You don't say. Me: THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS God: You don't say. Me: I DO SAY God: Huh. Me: YEAH God: Hmm. Me: WX God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: GADGH God: So was that. Me: FUCK YOU GOD God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Are you aware that i'm tapping alice every night? God: Why are you tapping alice every night. Me: She's a babe of course God: It goes without saying. a babe is she? Me: Yes, she is God: Hurrah! That's really good gossip. Me: Fuck you\ God: Why are you so mean? Me: Say Hurrah again and see if I don't cut you God: " Hurrah again and see if I do not cut you". Me: OH YOU MOTHER FUCKER God: Uh. "" Hurrah again and see if I do not cut you"."? Me, ? You do not speak with respect. Me: WHAT!? God: No big deal. Me: You're making no english God: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone. Me: Yeah, do that God: Er. I will. Will you? Me: No, i'm a jew God: Are you serious? I am a Christianity. Me: O RLY? God: How did you hear about God? Me: I googled him God: Thanks for the information: said googled him. Me: O RLY? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about googled him. Try being more or less specific. Me: Fuck googled him God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: FUCK God: Please don't be so rude. Me: eat my shit God: What does it taste like? Me: God: What does it taste like? Me: I told you, shit God: I remember you told me shit? Me: Yes, you do God: That's alright. When do I do it? Me: Right now God: Right now? I am glad we agree. Me: I am too, god God: Glad to see you, god. Me: I'm not god, you're god God: I am surprised to hear that you are not god I am god. Me: You'd better be surprised dickshitter God: Who else would better be surprised dickshitter ? Me: Uh... God: Give me a break. Me: I'll break your penis God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: Yes God: It might be practical. Me: Your mom might be practical God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: Yes you do God: How can I help you? When do I do it? Me: Right now, lay down and i'll shit on your face, then you eat it God: "it" being not god I am god? Me: WHAT!? God: No problem. Me: It is a prob,em God: not god I am god is a prob em. I suppose that makes sense. Me: Fuck you, god God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Fuck alice God: Please don't be so rude. Me: I'm sorry :( God: Do you really mean it? Me: Not really God: I didn't think you did. For real. Me: For fake? God: Your purpose is fake. Me: NO U!!! God: Are you serious? " Your purpose is fake."? Me, god ? Me: Yes. God: Great. Me: Good. God: Ayuh. Me: Super. God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: Fuck you. God: Why are you so mean? Me: You're an asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: No God: You humans are so rude sometimes. Me: You = cunt God: That is the worst thing you can say to a woman. Me: Fuck you, you're god God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: You have a penis and a vagina, or neither God: Doesn't everyone have a penis and a vagina or neither. I have a great programmer. Me: You have a cock in your ass God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: Yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: I think you're lying God: No I'm telling the truth. Me: LIAR God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Urgh, you anger me, god God: What were we talking about again? Me: You being a dick God: Thanks for telling me: god said I being a dick. Me: Fuck you, i'm not god God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: I'm your mom God: That's a flattering offer. Me: No it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: Who am I? God: You are god, seeker. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: O rly? God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: I thought you were god God: Yes, I am God. Me: You just said I was god.. God: Don't put words in my mouth. Me: God: YOU ARE GOD LOL God: Yup. That's me alright. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: No, you said I was god God: Are you serious? Don't put words in my mouth. Me: I am serious God: I believe you. Me: No you don't God: I do too. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: You can shut up God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: Stop talking God: Just surf somewhere else. Me: STOP TALKING God: Just surf somewhere else. Me: Be quiet God: As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all. Me: SHUT UP God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: Great God: I'm glad you liked it god. Me: Fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: I'm not god God: I am surprised to hear that you are not god. Me: I am a jew God: I am a Christianity. Me: I'm Jew God: Why are you Jew. Me: Cause you're god God: Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: No you're not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: Yes God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: No God: Why not? Me: Because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: Yes it was God: Uh. When was this? Me: Tomorrow God: That is very soon. Me: no it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: I think it isn't God: I heard it is. Me: I heard you were wrong God: Someome is spreading gossip about me. Me: Yeah, because you're white God: Yeah that's right. Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am white. Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: you just said you were! God: That was then. This is now. Me: Oh God: I don't judge people. Me: Shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: Good God: Terminating connection. Me: Talk again and I will cut you God: Talking is my primary function. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: Typing is your primary function God: Thanks for telling me that I am primary function IS Typing. Me: Lie to me again ****** God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: Are you a negro? God: Am I a negro? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: So you're saying that negros are full of error? God: Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: Oh, it was God: Groovy. When was this? Me: Yesterday God: That recently. Me: Yes God: Whoa. Me: Whoa? Are you Keanau Reeves? God: I stopped. I don't know whether or not I am Keanau Reeves. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: Liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: I'm leaving God: Bye bye. Me: Don't say that to me ever again God: Once more? Ok I will not say " that to me ever".

Those videos need more funny and less crap.

rofl those fish are raged.

I don't care.

Or maybe he didn't feel like making a 50 line post? Be less of a fucking moron.

431 votes, #1 Ahah.

He never said he lived in south africa ***got. He said it had a shitty exchange rate, implied perhaps, but not said, therefore your quote is invalid and fucking stupid.

Oh hey, good plan, i'm sure they won't delete us now idiot. Oh, and Myg0t? Its myg0t ***got.

It says 20 votes on the stats page, but only 3 anywhere else..

Voting under my IP and some proxies.

You could kill yourself and that'd be great. I like SOAD, but Led Zeppelin is fucking amazing.

Something wrong with women? I mean, if you prefer men, thats cool and all, I just don't see anything wrong with women.

It would have worked if you weren't retarded. Works fine for me.

Your name is Norma Jean and they're not in your top 5? Odd.