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I've got a few clientside LUA scripts I wrote: A perfect bunnyhop/teabag script; bunnyhop works brilliant if you get a mate to proppush you while you're jumping. A keypad hack, which displays the password for any unsecured keypads (or even secure on old versions, I can't get it to work with the latest keypad version) Player Lights, which makes all people glow with their team's colour (works well for zombie survival etc) ESP, which displays everything you'd expect A 1337speak script, which automatically repeats whatever anyone says back to them in leet, just to be irritating. A highly configurable wallhack. Ghosting/clientside noclip, which allows you to sort of go into a spectator mode, but leaving your actual character where it is. And a perfect Aimbot, which is just an improved Jetbot, which I'm not going to release. Soundspam, which allows you to use any soundfile in hl2/css (or even portal/tf2 if the server has them enabled) to play as if your player's saying it. Also, I've got a bunch of Adv. Duplicator files of hl2/css weapons, some popular admin SWEPs (which only work on servers with the SWEPs installed), and the manhack gun, which seriously pisses everyone off and crashes near enough any server. >;] If there's enough demand for them, I'll release them, except for the aimbot. Oh, and I think I've found a few flaws in the ULX/ULib code (which most servers use to admin), so I'm busy making some proof-of-concept 'sploits, but they'll be massively private ;)

doesn't work after the latest gmod patch... but it might work if you do the following: 1. Install gmod 8.3b into a different folder like SourceMods/gmodmyg0t 2. Install gmod 8.3a into the default folder (Sourcemods/gmod) 3. Go to the gmod 8.3a folder, and in gmod/bin, copy the client.dll and server.dll 4. Paste them in the gmod 8.3b bin folder, and overwrite the ones that are there normally. 5. Install ULM in the 8.3b mods folder 6. Play on gmod servers, and own them all :dfinger:

oh my god, that was fucking funny... the start was kinda useless, but the rest was fucking funny as fuck... best rage ever, and on a first post!

lol i never knew poeple could cry about a game of cs... i think joogle's killed himself by now though... nice rage, made me laugh

It's his opinion on your opinion faghole.

Hehe, let's see how long it takes for the first hack/exploit to arrive... 4 days for an exploit at the most, and about three weeks for the first hack. Oh, and a good idea for a rage (I've done it loads on BF1942) is to kill your teammates, and just let the enemy take the flags. Makes you really popular with the other team... but you will probably get TK'd. Mwuhahahaha...

Seen it, forgot who posted it. But it's a classic. myg0t you da niggah on the end of my rope... and the bit where the techno shit or whatever it is comes on and he goes: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH! Hahahahahha fucking best vid everrrrrrr

Ah, the infamous FAY98. Got loads of legit users banned, that did.

Ok. You have no info about it, and you haven't attached anything. you suck. Other than that, yes, I have got it. And the chams pwns. If you know enough. Do what I done. Replace the weaponswitch so it changes the aimvecs for every weapon you choose. Actually, here: // Aliases go here: alias +doautoshoot "meh_aimbot 1; meh_autoshoot 0.21" alias -doautoshoot "meh_aimbot 0; meh_autoshoot 0" alias +doaim "meh_aimbot 1; meh_autoshoot 0" alias -doaim "meh_aimbot 0" alias +doshoot "+attack; meh_aimbot 1" alias -doshoot "-attack; meh_aimbot 0" alias +doquick "meh_autoshoot 0; meh_aimbot 1; wait; wait;meh_aimbot 0" alias -doquick "meh_aimbot 0" alias +doaimthru "meh_aimbot 1; meh_autowall 3" alias -doaimthru "meh_aimbot 0; meh_autowall 0" alias resetmouse "bind mouse1 +attack; bind mouse2 +attack2" resetmouse // Resets the function of left & right mouse button every time the game starts with meh on. Feel free to remove when you know what you're doing. // meh menu & console bindings: bind "leftarrow" "meh_menu_back" bind "rightarrow" "meh_menu_select" bind "uparrow" "meh_menu_up" bind "downarrow" "meh_menu_down" bind "ins" "meh_menu_activate" bind "end" "meh_togglecons" bind space "+jump" bind kp_pgdn "vspam" // Font Setup meh_setfont HUD "Comic Sans MS" 18 1 meh_setfont ESP "Arial Black" 18 1 // Settings: meh_addhitbox "14" // Hitbox meh_aimbot "0" // Aimbot Activation meh_aimfov "360" // Aimbot Field of View meh_aimmode "1" // Aim Mode 0 = Hitbox aiming meh_aimsel "0" // Aim Selection 0 = FOV meh_aimteam "0" // Aim Team 0 = Enemy meh_aimthru "0" // Aim through all walls meh_antiflash "1" // Antiflash meh_antipunish "1" // If set 1 one AMX Blackout will not effect you meh_autoshoot "0" // Autoshoot if an enemy is aquired meh_autoswitch "0" // Switch to pistol if you runout of ammo meh_autowall "0" // Will only shoot through wall if damage can be done meh_blackout "1" // Prevents sniper blackout meh_bombtimer "1" // Enables bombtimer display meh_bunnyhop "0" // Bunnyhop meh_clock "1" // Enables clock meh_clockstyle "1" // 24H Indication / AM-PM Indication meh_colormodels "1" // Colored models meh_colortarget "1" // Will change color of esp if a target is in range meh_cross "0" // Crosshair style meh_drawspots "1" // Draw vectors in models if using vecs meh_duck "0" // Automatically duck when jumping meh_entity "1" // Show weaponnames when they're on the ground meh_espheight "9" // Height of the esp on te model meh_health "3" // Show health (ESP) meh_infoesp "0" // Show additional info such as a bot meh_modelhack "0" // Show models through wall (XQZ Wallhack) meh_name "1" // Show Name ESP meh_namechange "0" // Enable rapid namechanging meh_nospread "0" // Enable nospread meh_pistol "1" // Enable continous shots with the pistol meh_radar "1" // Enable Radar meh_radarrange "20" // Range radar detests people meh_smoke "1" // Disable smokegrenades meh_smoothaim "0" // Enables the aimbot to gradually move to a target meh_soundesp "0" // Lets you see ESP at a greater distance meh_speed "1" // Speed hack (1 = Normal speed) meh_spinbot "0" // Spins your model so it looks like your spinning to everyone but you meh_trackinfo "0" // Track Winamp Info meh_visualisation "0" // Show circle/box on players (ESP) meh_wallhack "0" // Transperancy of wallhacks meh_weapon "1" // Show weaponnames/sprites (ESP) meh_whmode "0" // Wallhacks meh_wswitch "1" // Change aimvecs with every gun specified in the above section meh_console 0 // Enable meh console meh_reloadesp "0" // Shows if a player is reloading (ESP) meh_headshot "0" // Always shows your kills as headshots no matter where you hit meh_eventindication "0" // Shows events like bomb-defusal and death meh_anti_screenshot "1" // Makes sure that all screenshots taken via the screenhot are clean meh_triggerbot "0" // Autoshoot when you hover your mouse over an enemy meh_stats "1" // Shows your stats meh_specesp "0" // Shows spectators and tells you who is spectating you. meh_recoil_new "0" // A new form of no-recoil, pretty much not noticable ingame to spectators meh_ovhr "0" // Shows enemies that are not detected by radar, soundesp meh_hiderecoil "0" // Disables noticable norecoil and nospread if you are being spectated meh_prediction "1" // Reduces lag meh_chams "1" // Colors players differently if they're behind a wall then when they're in front of it. // Window Positions & Size meh_clock_x "900" // Clock horizontal position meh_clock_y "50" // Clock vertical position meh_stats_x "450" // Sets up how far the stats dialog is from the left of the screen meh_stats_y "580" // Sets up how far the stats dialog is from the top meh_con_x "200" // Consle horizontal position meh_con_y "20" // Console vertical position meh_con_w "250" // Console width meh_con_h "200" // Console height meh_radar_x "100" // Radar horizontal position meh_radar_y "100" // Radar vertical position meh_radar_size "80" // Radar size meh_irc_h "200" // How high the window should be. meh_irc_w "300" // How wide the window should be. meh_irc_x "200" // How far from the left side of the screen the window should be shown. meh_irc_y "200" // How far from the top side of the screen the window should be shown. meh_menu_w "165" // Menu width meh_menu_x "20" // Menu horizontal position meh_menu_y "260" // Menu vertical position // Custom Vecs for weaponswitch alias weapon_ak47 "akvec" alias weapon_aug "coltvec;meh_norecoil 1.688" alias weapon_awp "mp5vec" alias weapon_c4 "meh_norecoil 0" alias weapon_deagle "pistolvec" alias weapon_elite "pistolvec" alias weapon_famas "coltvec" alias weapon_fiveseven "pistolvec" alias weapon_flashbang "meh_norecoil 0.0" alias weapon_g3sg1 "mp5vec" alias weapon_galil "akvec;meh_norecoil 2.1" alias weapon_glock "pistolvec" alias weapon_hegrenade "meh_norecoil 0.0" alias weapon_knife "meh_norecoil 0.0" alias weapon_m249 "multi;meh_norecoil 2.33" alias weapon_m3 "mp5vec" alias weapon_m4a1 "coltvec" alias weapon_mac10 "mp5vec" alias weapon_mp5navy "mp5vec" alias weapon_p228 "pistolvec" alias weapon_p90 "mp5vec" alias weapon_scout "multi;meh_norecoil 1.5" alias weapon_sg550 "mp5vec;meh_norecoil 2" alias weapon_sg552 "sigvec" alias weapon_smokegrenade "meh_norecoil 0.0" alias weapon_tmp "mp5vec" alias weapon_ump45 "mp5vec" alias weapon_usp "pistolvec" alias weapon_xm1014 "mp5vec" // Sig alias sig-a "meh_addvec 0 14.3777 15.788 2.24" alias sig-b "meh_addvec 1 14.16 17.04 0.21" alias sig-c "meh_addvec 2 14.73 13.43 0.8" alias sigsetup "meh_norecoil 0.85" alias sigvec "meh_clearvecs;sig-a;sig-b;sig-c;sigsetup" // smg alias mp5-a "meh_addvec 0 14.89 16.89 3.21" alias mp5-b "meh_addvec 1 14.1 16.87 3.44" alias mp5-c “meh_addvec 2 15 12.43 3.2” alias mp5setup "meh_norecoil 1.95" alias mp5vec "meh_clearvecs;mp5-a;mp5-b;mp5-c;mp5setup" //Colt alias colt-a "meh_addvec 0 15.485 15.598 3.254" alias colt-b "meh_addvec 1 12.74 16.86 2.53" alias colt-c "meh_addvec 2 15.63 14.752 2.956" alias coltsetup "meh_norecoil 1.6999" alias coltvec "meh_clearvecs;colt-a;colt-b;colt-c;coltsetup" //Ak alias ak-a "meh_addvec 0 15.548 15.634 2.658" alias ak-b "meh_addvec 1 12.73 16.84 2.58" alias ak-c "meh_addvec 2 15.48 14.74 3.04" alias ak-final "meh_norecoil 1.881" alias akvec "meh_clearvecs;ak-a;ak-b;ak-c;ak-final" //Pistol alias pist-a "meh_addvec 0 15.34 15.72 2.646" alias pist-b "meh_addvec 1 12.74 16.75 2.443" alias pist-c "meh_addvec 2 15.54 15.494 3.15" alias pist-final "meh_norecoil 0.642" alias pistolvec "meh_clearvecs;pist-a;pist-b;pist-c;pist-final alias jump "meh_addvec 2 14.4 15 2.55" alias duck "meh_addvec 1 14.1 17.2 2.344" alias stand "meh_addvec 0 14.2777 16.688 2.44" alias multi "stand;duck;jump" alias wtfhead "meh_clearvecs;meh_addvec 0 15 16.7 3.7;meh_addvec 1 12.6 20 2.5;meh_addvec 2 19 18 5;meh_norecoil 2" alias wowhead "meh_clearvecs;meh_addvec 0 15.45 17.377 2.09;meh_addvec 1 12.65 17.477 1.1;meh_addvec 2 15.55 15.76 1.5;meh_norecoil 2" Ok, replace everything in your settings.cfg with this, and click edit>replace, and replace meh with whatever prefix you use. Download the new HLH from MPC if you wanna know what I mean.

Ok. Nice way to get big blackman bubba to come round your house and rape your family.

heres an idea... go run in front of a plane (not on battlefield though... in real life nigger)

i honestly hate it qhen people do that... WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE POST LINKS TO VIRUSES AND SHIT WEBSITES? ok, a good place to go for cheats for online games (including the cs series) is http://www.mpcdownloads.com hope that works out for ya :ownedd:

So, your saying that by having a script that suicides and changes team is a teleport? Whatta loada bullshit... but I'll try it anyway.

REMEMBER TO GET HLH AND ALL ITS UPDATES... CHECK MPC EVERY DAY!

Well done for posting links to a virus..... thanks for letting me give my AV some excersize

THANK FUCK FOR THAT! So now i can still say... myg0t... g0t skullz? G0T RAGE.

Ok, patricks finished with hlh now, and now we have this guy deader updating it. Ok. But I have a few problems with this: a) HLH doesn't really need updating any more! I'll still download the updates, but it's already better than anything. But then again... b) He isn't updating enough! Ok, I know what i JUST said, but this guy needs to at least make a new one at least once a day... he should get his fucking act together.

Just get hlh... its everything a cheater could dream of! Come on, it has a speedhack and aimbot built in... ownage!

system restore aint even that good ok? the only decent system backup utility is probably norton ghost... fuckin idiot

dont worry mpc IS safe and always will be... otherwise so many people wouldnt use it

I HATE YOU JORDON STOP STARTING SHIT POSTS DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL INSTEAD OF STARTING A FUCKING PETITION... GO CRASH A SERVER OR SOMETHING

a) JORDON YOU WAS CHATTING ABOUT THIS ON IRC TODAY... DROP IT FFS b) THE GUY WHO TOLD US VALVES TRUE URL UR A DUMBASS AS WELL COZ VALVE-SOFTWARE.COM IS FOR TWATS WHO WANT VALVES SITE BUT END UP ON MYG0T.COM c) JORDON YOU SHOULD BE A MYG0T (despite point a)

Warning: CHEATING ON GAMES GETS FEDERAL AGENCIES AFTER YOU. THEY WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU USE ANGRYHACK AND IF YOU USE HLH YOU END UP ON DEATH ROW... I doubt it looser.

niggerhax isnt even a real website so stop being a fucking n00b

Best place to get cheats is http://www.mpcdownloads.com and click the link to cheat database... if a cheat isnt there, chances are it doesnt exist