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Run out of the house wearing only your shorts and a big pair of army-style boots, with gat in hand, and shoot both niggers. When you realise one of the niggers you shot was only wounded, tell him to put his teeth on the kerb and stomp your foot on the back of his head.

I use SonofHitler, Hitler is my friend, Hitlerkingof thejews, Hitlerwillsaveus. Something about Hitler.

I don't care how hot the girl is, i can never get over the stupid shit they write in their profiles.

I am raged i missed the weiner pic.

Yeah the ban sucked bad, all he did was pretend he was a dog, since when was that a bannable offence?

All i see is about a gallon of peanut butter.

To be honest, a big dog is extremely unlikely to die from eating milk chocolate. Just because they would have to eat such a large amount, like in excess of a kilogram. However, dark chocolate is much more deadly and could easily kill a small dog.

Hrm i missed the weiner, so if you could just post it again to amuse me id be much obliged...

However said you cant pleasure a girl with 4 inches doesnt know jack shit. Now my penis is substantially bigger than 4 inches. However, i know for a fact it takes the average girl 18 minutes to reach orgasm, and yet it only takes the average man 5 mins. So think about it, how are you going to please your lady through penile intercourse alone? Now think about why what you said was stupid.

The dog isnt going to die you base fool. Look at the last pic, there isnt even an indentation in the chocolate where the dog licked it. Dogs dont die from just ANY amount of chocolate. Its actually takes quite a lot of chocolate to cause death by methylxanthine poisoning. But its still a bad idea, do not get me wrong.

He's pretending its a pen0r.

Do hookers actually lack social skills though? I agree their behaviour could be deemed anti-social, but that's not quite the same thing. A hooker could lead a perfectly normal social existence while she wasnt selling poon. ANyway, i agree, neomonk is a dumbass.

I think he means sell your ass and use the profits to buy doom3.

Starting my 2nd year of medicine at liverpool university, england come august 29th. Puked a bit, all from alcohol though and not once from the sight of a gruesomely traumatised cadaver. Pretty much all the blood and guts stuff is still to come because you don't start hospital placements until the 2nd year (at least here anyway). Hoping to be some sort of surgeon eventually. That, however, is a lot of work and over a decade away.

Hrm i fucked up somewhere and ive lost the page now. Anyway i was the resident evil bitch.

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Yeah this isn't really a raged picture. If anything you should be kissing his asshole for bothering to maneuver and not just ramming into and maybe catching your sweet precious skull with a propeller blade.

Fuck me the gay pictures are just hilarious, i dont think their purpose ever was to rage.

Wake up nig nog, about 5 people a week make a cake. 2 people have made a cake today alone.

To be fair it's the best cake thread so far. THe first picture tells me he's a dude who really loves his confectionary, although not in a gluttonous way.

Somethingawful forumite? That pretty much sucks.

ooo......hard lines.

This is crazy.....so many fucking cake threads. Everytime i seem to click on the forum there is a new one.

I don't believe in god because there is no evidence, not a shred of it. And ask yourself this: what reasonable entity would create humans and then demand that they do something that goes completely against there nature? That is what religions are asking you to do, put all your faith into something completely blindly. Religion is an anacronism, a relic from a time when it was necessary to keep the pauper class in check. Because basically their lives were so full of shit and suffering they'd have probably gone insane or rebelled if there wasn't the guarantee of something better after life. So needless to say i am completely anti-religion. Although i don't think anyone can completely rule out the existence of some sort of higher power.