Everything posted by c00n dawg
-
Call to ban video game in UK after boy's murder
Dumb kid, why did he copy manhunt? That game sucked.
-
My Cake for myg0t
Eh I felt bad for the dude. It was the only compliment i could think of to take away the bitter edge of the rest of my comment.
-
Get rid of Zit's (the new revolutionary way)
I'm sorry did i just lie to you? Dems are the cold hard facts about acne. I didnt say accutane was perfect i said it was the only option for chronic acne sufferers. Plus its not like its something you can get over the counter, it can only be prescribed through a derm and even then with great reluctancy because it was linked to all those suicides. So i am hardly being irresponsible, you'd be reminded 10 times over of the damaging effects on the liver (plus there are the monthly blood tests while you were on the course) before you even touched an oral retinoid. So there, smarty pants. And you missed my point, i was trying to dispel the bullshit theories and remedies that are synomynous with acne. I don't want to advocate use of accutane, but fact of the matter is its drug numero uno for acne and there is pretty much no numero dos or numero tres.
-
My Cake for myg0t
Cool knife, your face sort of sucks though. Actually that is too cruel, myg0t has started resembling a beauty contest lately and that's just fucking gay. All my friends are ugly and they're cool guys. However, that said, there is no excuse for the haircut.
-
If you had one bullet...
probably a random nigger
-
Get rid of Zit's (the new revolutionary way)
Anyway, a lot of you are talking a lot of bullshit about acne. When really it is very simple, acne is a disease of the metabolic system, it is in no way related to how many times you clean your face. In fact nothing you apply to the skin can ever have more than a minimal affect on acne, because acne itself is caused ultimately by how much sebum your skin produces, which isnt controlled by the skin itself but rather by hormones swishing around in the blood stream. This is why the only truly effective treatment (and the only treatment that has the potential to cure acne altogether, at least at the moment) is roaccutane (or accutane for you yanks) because it suppresses the body's production of sebum. Oh yeah, and the n-lite laser works well too i hear, although why it works is a mystery.
-
Get rid of Zit's (the new revolutionary way)
Yeah but only the first one is acne, the second picture is of an acid splash burn. I mean fuck, acne is terrible but it doesn't burn your nose off.
-
Release Halflife2 or this man dies *video*
For fuck's sake, try getting a decent voice over
-
insane fight
That big nigger was as hard as nails though, i wouldn't steal his watermelon.
-
heh, i have access to about 4 servers i shouldn't, and the admins are retards
Actually i think he was calling you a n00b, and jesus christ i hope you are being ironic.
-
Who would win, Predator or Alien?
Pred also has ******* hack. All his shots are headshots.
-
Who would win, Predator or Alien?
Ok the movie is officially 5 teenage predators fighting hundreds of aliens and an alien queen and some humans who just happen to be there. IM going to go with the predator, purely because i enjoyed the movie more, and both of the predator films rocked whereas two of the alien movies sucked.
-
Homofag = ?
Grammar 101 people, the two words would NOT cancel each other out because neither the word fag or homo implies a negative status. They are nouns.
-
OMFG!@# Mandy Moore Getting DPED!@
at least she's shaved.
-
Man nails wife's mouth shut
cruel but effective
-
weird auction.
I could have pulled a better story out of my black ass. Ebayers will bid on any old shit, im putting a jar of air up for sale next week.
-
"HaXoRing PROBLEMS (of the anus)"
props to me for posting in this thread
-
There is no such thing as looking cool
While i do enjoy wanking and jaunts around the neighbourhood, i like to focus my attention on one activity at a time. However, i must say, i do enjoy rubbing a little linseed oil into the head of my penis whilst mastubating.
-
Raged the EX
Uh i hate these boasting threads.
-
"HaXoRing PROBLEMS (of the anus)"
I want to kick snoop dogg in his anorexic ass for spreading that izzle bullshit. Although i realise if i did so i would probably be shot by about 5 niggers at once. Or do i mean 5 nephews at once? No, i don't, because ebonics blow hard.
-
Frankie's Underground Game Shop
Frankie can place his mouth over my asshole and stick his tongue out. This sounds so unbelievably dubious.
-
There is no such thing as looking cool
It is hard to look cool whilst wanking, especially when you're making those inadvertent grunting noises.
-
alien vs predator trailers
I think you're wrong and i will tell you why. There has never been a movie based on a game worth its salt, simply because studios don't take them seriously. They just see it as a way to make money off the back of popular culture. And event horizon is the only decent mainstream horror movie i can think of to come out in the past few years, it was genuinely suspenseful and disturbing in a genre that is notoriously difficult to get right. As far as it making no sense at all goes, that is at the very least a massive exaggeration, bordering on being and out and out lie. No doubt you are referring to some mild plot inconsistency that truthfully i didn't even notice when i was watching the film. Soldier blew hard admittedly, but shopping and the sight weren't that bad, watchable at least. I realise none of his movies have been outstanding (and two really sucked), but he hasn't had ideal projects to work on. It would be very close-minded to assume he isn't capable of doing good work on aVp especially considering how promising the trailer looked. And even if it isnt a celluloid masterwork i still think it will be worth watching for the coolness factor.
-
My Cake for Myg0t plz let me in
Woooooo blow my dick/ toss my salad et cet era
-
alien vs predator trailers
I also agree with tequila sunrise, well done that man. WHo cares about some 10 pound piece of plastic the special effects department whipped up when we have so much mean weaponry in the present day? As far as the people who think the movie will suck goes, fuck that, it won't. Predator is one of the best action horror movies ever, it will be worth seeing for the coolness factor of seeing an entire predator clan alone. Also just because he directed mortal kombat doesn't mean he'll screw up this time, directors make bad movies and then great movies all the time (little thing called human nature jackasses). And besides, a film isn't just the work of one man, it takes hundreds of people of to make a film. A bad script writer or cast can ruin a film (i believe mortal kombat: the movie had both, christopher lambert as rayden, wtf?). Anyway, i have high hopes for this film.