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Lookin' good chinky.

No shit.

Uh-ho Shitney Spears is getting married again. FOR SERIOUS this time.

You're an idiot, of course a game developer is going to promote its own games as much as it can. That's how you get a bigger slice of the market, by putting your game out into the public eye. Not everyone reads computer mags and websites religiously. Now as for nintendo not being cool, you haven't got a clue, they are about as cool as a game developer can be. They make decent, original games in a console market that has been swamped by a pop culture phenomenon.

Jesus christ, linux has far far more than just one problem.

Don't forget http://www.gaypain.com

Well i would say fuck it, who cares? Its just a little cannabis. But for peace of mind (assuming you do get drug tested, which is v. unlikely) you could get one of your non-pot smoking friends to piss in a squeezy bottle for you, and then hide it on your person when you go for the physical. Then when the doctor demands your urine sample, simply ask to go to the bathroom or behind a curtain ( i would imagine this to be standard anyway). Take out the squeezy bottle and fill her up. Although this method presents a whole host of other concerns, only for the desperate.

Yeah i heard it was a painted sea cucumber.

Does that look fresh to you? Anyway it seems to me you know little about embalming. In the human anatomy research lab at uni we have dissected torsos, that look a hell of a lot better than that, and they are taken out every day and prodded by us jackasses.

Spaz: I will give you 5 bux now via paypal if you can get even one person to swallow that tripe.

Story whiffs of bs. After all, how could you pick up phrases from a chinese newspaper if you didnt speak chinese? The damn thing would be all in chinese symbols.

Vodka tastes like window cleaner. I've tried both.

Quite hot i suppose. First few pics are scary.

YEah that was fucking funny. Sounded like he wanted the guy dead.

Its a good hybrid.

A tank top and denim cut-offs? Oh dear, at least you look like you want the captain inside you.

Welcome to repostville. Population: YOU

And the first screen shot isnt even of half life 2 you filthy pederast. It's a picture of Monolith's new effort FEAR, a horror fps in the vein of blood and blood 2.

You know, hating half life 2 just because it is delayed is becoming a serious cliché. So much so that you are no better than all the ravenous half life 2 fan boys who hang on Gabe Newell's every fast-food scented word. At least wait until the goddamn game is out before you tear it to pieces. It is also pointless saying that valve has missed the boat somehow by not releasing the game a year ago. The fact is the game was nowhere near finished a year ago, now deal with it.

Paris Hilton is a skinny titless witch. And to top it all off she acts and talks like she is retarded. Go to this website and jack off to something worthwhile.

Holy fuck RTX, those are some of the least witty and least cool comebacks i have ever had the ambiguous pleasure of reading. And look at my joining date, sire. I have been browsing the myg0t forums for a long time, so such a statement should not be taken lightly.

Seriously Denial. You should consider yourself lucky that the link was just to straight female nudity and not scat or some dude sticking a bicycle pump up his ass. If you don't get that impression from browsing the forum then you truly are an idiot.

Pity weed isnt like ketamine. Then you could just stick it up your ass.

Those indians know how to PAAAARRTAAY!!!!1