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  1. rent money. it was an old bank account and I had no checks left.
  2. lol yeah. I'm gonna have to 'sleep in' and be late for work cause i have to work at 5am.
  3. It would be so simple to just to that, but I'd need a bank to cash my check. My bank where I live now is pretty nice. Local state banks ftw... until a big shitty national buys it. I'll keep that in mind. Next time I write a post I cater only to mindless idiots. BTW: Welcome to myg)t forums. You're now one of 80,000,000 other idiots to do the exact same thing as you.
  4. TheSickEmpire posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    AHAHAHHAHAHA
  5. I was at a walmart about four months ago using my old bank card from NY to withdraw rent money. When I went to withdraw $500 from the account it came up with some error message, so I figured I couldn't withdraw that much from that ATM. So I punch in a lower amount - $300. Out comes three hundred dollars and my receipt. I look at my receipt and notice the fact that I'm short exactly 501.40. The fucking ATM took the $500 out anyway. I call the bank up from my car, pretty fucking raged at them. The guy tells me that they have to 'open a claim' to get things rolling. He said that it takes 7-10 days for this to go through. This is fine, I'm going to get my money, right? Not so fast. I called three times in that 7-10 day period asking for an update. They said the same thing every time. Call back on the 11th day. So I did, and guess what I hear? 'We're very sorry sir, but your information is not in our system. Are you sure you filed a claim?' You're god damn fucking right I filed a claim. At this point, I had to refile it. It was a Friday and Monday was memorial day. Long weekend. No money for me. So I wait, and on Tuesday I get some paper work to fill out which I have notorized. At this point I get another letter from my Branch office in NY (BTW, I'm in Michigan) saying that my account is now -$63.87. Please pay before we fuck you with a pogo stick. (What's more, they don't include ANY contact information so there is no way I can contact my branch office other than going there) I send the paper work in and spend the next month or so receiving many nasty letters from my branch office. In the end the overdraft fee's were now around -$130. At this point I call them and ask for an update. They tell me the same thing I've been told so many times - we're working on it. I'm researching it at this point, and what do I find? In cases EXACTLY like this they MUST give me my money back within 30 days of the initial claim. At this point I call my state attorneys office and the NY state attorneys office. It took all that shit, and five months for them to send me my money back. I got it back about a week ago - of course it's 'pending furthur investigation' so it's really still not my money. To top it off I had to fight them not to charge me overdraft. Fucking amazing, right? Long story short, if you can, avoid Greenpoint/Northfork/Capital One.
  6. I'm down if I can use a pirated copy. I'm too fucking cheap.
  7. TheSickEmpire posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Self love problems? you see, i have a small problem.. when i masturbate i tend to try and choke myself. this is fine and all, but lately i've had a small problem! it seems i'm bringing myself so close to death that i lose control of my bowel and **** myself! how do i stop this? thanks! Don't choke the neck...Choke the snake!!! You need help, you had better email me. use both hands while masturbating so you can't choke yourself Stop choking yourself! Auto asphyxiation (self choking) can lead to a trip to the hospital or worse, death! Then crapping yourself will be the least of your problems!
  8. I think I need some KFC now. Good shit.
  9. TheSickEmpire posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    I'm definitly going to have to get into this.
  10. That 22" WS is mine. I wonder if it's in-store only. Online > Store on Black Friday..
  11. You and I both know that is entirely untrue.
  12. TheSickEmpire posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Suck it up. Also cocks. Look at it like this. People have had harder times and dealt with it better. Again, also cocks.
  13. toothpicks don't hurt. megalfail lollllllzzlozloolzozfuiflz i am ecool
  14. "i just exploded all over myself" -geesus
  15. rap that makes you lol is a win, even if done by a mental patient
  16. kon, you are fucking retarded. <3
  17. It's bad enough that people take gaming so seriously as it is, then people have to come and get raged at eachother over it. You're all retards for argueing over nothing.
  18. Experts say that leetspeak can cause cancer, terrorisim and even erectile disfunction. More at 11.
  19. TheSickEmpire posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Son, that pain in you ass.. you fell down the stairs. Daughter.. RAPE TIME! That is all.
  20. I fucking hate you. Geesus loses. srsly
  21. http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1157937068860.png
  22. quoted in case he edits.
  23. I agree. A+++++++++++++++++++ cake. You're totally getting in man! Grats!
  24. That you are a troll/swede/fatty. <3