My topic is nothing new. However, since no one else has found it fit to address directly, I will address it here. Let's start with my claim that it would be charitable of me not to mention that it is saddening to have to tell myg0t that it is the most hypersensitive, namby-pamby liar and cheat witnessed by the history of mankind. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity, so I will instead maintain that it has never gotten ahead because of its hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of its successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. Moreover, myg0t truly believes that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. It is just such chthonic megalomania, drugged-out egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs myg0t to agitate for indoctrination programs in local schools. While myg0t insists that embracing a system of antinomianism will make everything right with the world, reality dictates otherwise. Actually, if you want a real dose of reality, look at how in a tacit concession of defeat, myg0t is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what its irascible, prissy words have failed at. I apologize if the following points are hard to follow but they're quite relevant to the gist of my argument. First, myg0t's prophecies are all too often clad in the sinful garb of interventionism. And second, I refuse to kowtow to myg0t's sententious cult. All of this means, of course, that myg0t doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive.
We mustn't let myg0t show a clear lack of respect not just for those brave souls who fought and died for what they believed in, but also for you, the readers of this letter. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. Ask myg0t about any of its cult followers who depressurize the frail vessel of human hopes, and the pretentious con artist will say, "I never meant they should go that far." Yeah, right. The truth is that myg0t keeps saying that vengeful, spleeny misanthropes are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, it knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive -- or at least overlook -- all of its batty excesses. My take on the matter is that the pauperism "debate" is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, fatuitous attack on progressive ideas. Myg0t is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside itself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of its wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees.
At first blush, it appears that myg0t runs at the first sign of trouble. However, I have to wonder where myg0t got the idea that it is my view that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. This sits hard with me because it is simply not true and I've never written anything to imply that it is. You might think that anyone who doesn't know that myg0t is obdurate must be inhabiting a different world. Well, if that's the case, then I'm afraid myg0t's legates must have spent the past month on Mars. The public is like a giant that myg0t has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and myg0t leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that myg0t is typical of dishonest apostates in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its practices.
Don't give myg0t's double standards a credibility they don't deserve. What is myg0t's current objective? As usual, there are multiple objectives:
* to institutionalize Lysenkoism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science,
* to interfere with my efforts to enhance people's curiosity, critical acumen, and aesthetic sensitivity, and
* to advocate measures that others criticize for being excessively feeble-minded.
Yes, Virginia, myg0t says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, myg0t's time has run out. Having already explained that myg0t's mandarin prose has always appealed to wanton anthropophagi, let me now state that myg0t wants to numb the public to the mysticism and injustice in mainstream politics. Why it wants that, I don't know, but that's what it wants.
Although myg0t would like us to believe that its debauches are the result of a high-minded urge to do sociological research, it has given us neither good reason nor credible evidence to believe that. Its artifices, on the other hand, give us good reason to believe that it is a small part of a large movement that seeks to deny the obvious. But that's not all: By refusing to act, by refusing to foster mutual understanding, we are giving it the power to kill the messenger and control the message. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe myg0t's subliminal psywar campaigns won't be used for political retribution. Admittedly, that's about as likely as Elvis materializing in my room tonight and singing Heartbreak Hotel. Still, the possibility does help one realize that no one has a higher opinion of myg0t than I, and I think myg0t's an impractical low-life.
When asked to mend its ways, myg0t will give people a wink and a smile, but when the wheels begin to turn, it's business as usual. It's possible that myg0t doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of pharisaism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we expose some of its twisted deeds. We have a right, an indisputable, inalienable, indefeasible, divine right to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities, right? Right.
Myg0t seeks scapegoats for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, the most pathetic miscreants you'll ever see. Whatever myg0t claims to the contrary, every so often, you'll see it lament, flog itself, cry mea culpa for seeking to tap into the national resurgence of overt demagogism, and vow never again to be so neurotic. Sadly, it always reverts to its old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that what it considers a fair shake, the rest of us consider a repressive, humiliating, culture-stripping experience, so to speak. Consider the following, which I'll address in greater detail later: The reasons that myg0t gives for its inveracities clearly do not correspond with its real motives. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that myg0t's like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain of Bonapartism and you'll see a dirty spouter hiding behind it, furiously pulling the levers of favoritism in a frowzy attempt to issue a flood of bogus legal documents. That sort of discovery should make any sane person realize that if we are powerless to upbraid myg0t for being so vicious, it is because we have allowed myg0t to make a big deal out of nothing. I am being absolutely serious when I say that myg0t has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that it has announced its intentions to waste natural resources. While doing so may earn myg0t a gold star from the mush-for-brains mercantalism crowd, it hates people who have huge supplies of the things it lacks. What myg0t lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that I've known some pickpockets who were impressively stroppy. However, myg0t is self-righteous, and that trumps stroppy every time. Believe it or not, I really want to believe that myg0t is a decent, honest organization. Unfortunately, as is often the case, what I want to believe proves to be fantasy. The truth is that I was personally offended -- and I don't easily offend -- by the value myg0t places on making me become increasingly frustrated, humiliated and angry. Now, I could go off on that point alone, but if, five years ago, I had described an organization like myg0t to you and told you that in five years, it'd impair the practice of democracy, you'd have thought me contemptuous. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how it is an inspiration to snotty slimeballs everywhere. They panegyrize myg0t's crusade to convert our children to cultural zombies in a mass of unthinking and easily herded proletarian cattle and, more importantly, they don't realize that myg0t's shock troops have demonstrated brutally, horribly, and with great terror how they will undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education. For proof of this fact, I must point out that it seems clear that everything myg0t writes is littered with spelling errors, grammatical mistakes, missing punctuation, irregular capitalization, false statements, and incoherent thoughts and sentences. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. And one of the things that impresses me about it is the massive number of people who realize that I welcome myg0t's comments. However, myg0t needs to realize that it is always prating about how the purpose of life is self-gratification. (It used to say that everything is happy and fine and good, but the evidence is too contrary, so it's given up on that score.)