carl winslow

Just make sure you're not getting a generic tattoo.......too late fgt.

toothpicks

http://digg.com/comedy/Kid_gets_OWNED_via_AIM peep game.

I prefer tough guy drinks, like Mike's hard lemonade, or Bartles & James.

http://saladhats.com/?p=259 Peep game nigs

I have noticed that these forums seem to be dying, so is it even worth posting my new story (it's funny) ?

Records don't mean shit. Mayweather is a 5 time champ, plus he's beaten better people than Hatton. Mayweather by decision.

Care factory.

Was funny, then I realized I'm sitting on a pillow and a feather is tickling my balls.

Movie was good.......if you live under a bridge and someone actually found some decency in their hearts to give a bum like you 10 bucks. So you crawled out from your tent, checked the time and went to the movies. This is the first movie you have seen in years and you are excited. One thing you cant understand though is why is nobody sitting next to you? Anyways, you see the film, and you loved it. I mean, these special effects blow E.T. right the FUCK out of the water right? You like balls, and enjoy someone punching your asshole if you find this horrible diarrhea of a "film" at all entertaining. You pathetic jew.

Slipknot is for 14 year old posers who call themselves metal heads, they suck.

I am the assistant manager at a local gamestop. Chill job, and since im so lazy I have all my people do the work and I don't do shit (usually). Get dibs on all new games coming out, and we get some pretty cool "rare" stuff. 10.50 an hour.

It depends on how old you actually are, and here is the reason. If you are under 25, (which I will assume you are because you aren't driving yourself) I have 5 words for you. HIT THAT SHIT RAW SON! Because the fact is this, who really gives a shit about your friend when you are both young fgts and he will get over it in about 10 mins? Really though, when you are young ( I am 20 btw) you NEVER pass up an opportunity to get some pussy. Fuck what your friends think, fuck what your family thinks, etc. Because, when you are 40, and you couldn't get a young girl if you had a 100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper, you're going to think to yourself (carl winslow was right) . More than likely, this will just be a fling, and enough of a fling for you to fling your penis in her vag. She isn't going to fall in love with you, she's just going to "like you" for a while, just like most stupid girls. SO fuck her a few times, and get the fuck out of there. tl;dr Fuck her.

Thanks. Whenever I see a tranny with a dick bigger than mine I go into a depression. in before suicide, kill yourself etc. Mine isn't curved though, so there might be a chance! HALLA LU YUH

OBJECTION

One reason why guild wars is better. I don;t want to pay an extra 10 dollars a month to play it. I like ham and penis, thanks lord for blessing me with the power to understand the difference. Hail the king, good bread is worth a million.

I'd fuck all of them.

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Says the man with the red rep. ZING!!!11

you're trying too hard.

Only absolute idiots with no taste in movies will think this film is good.

Lawls were had, good day.

How amazing, maybe you should buy a plane ticket, fly to his house, and slap dicks together you ***got.

Sucked, michael bay is one of the worst directors ever.

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